This is my first fanfiction so be nice okay!

I must thank FandomWriter for the idea; I did use the same questions so the credit for this idea goes to that person.

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or this main idea, the credit goes to their rightful owners


I Mustache you a Question

Question 1: Who is your least favorite character?

Umm… I generally am okay with everybody so… that would be… America? Idk :P he is annoying and I do not like how he portrays us Americans, but he is part of my favorite parings (USUK or was it UKUS? Someone help!) , so… I really can't hate him too much.

America: Yo, bro! Can we get some Sonic?

Me: Hell no dude, last time I went there they mixed up my order and my sister got food poisoning.

America: But dude, it's Happy Hour!

Me: Outta my way! I love their drinks3. I hate their food, but love their drinks.

America: Yay let's go to McDonald after, bro.

Me: Watch it, bro! You're pushin' it.

Question 2: Who is your favorite character?

That would be Canada, he just seems so wonderful (slips off in to La-La Land)

Canada (Blushing): That was very nice.

Me (Scared (not like America)): Who's there? Is there a ghost or something or other?

Question 3: Who would you date?

Canada… (Still in La-La Land)

Canada (Still blushing): Really?

Me (Looking around): Shit, where is that ghost? Where are the Ghostbusters when you need them, bro?

Question 4: Which character would you go shopping with?

Umm… why would I be shopping? Because it is the dark magic that my sisters and mother go on that, when they somehow get me to come—I nearly die of boredom. Well back on track now, who would I shop with… oh I know! Germany! He shouldn't take long shopping and probably will help me with shopping (According to my sisters, I have terrible tastes)

Question 5: Who would you want as your child?

Canada, he is so adorable and seems easy to take care of.

Canada (blushing): Thanks, really.

Me (swatting the air): shoo ghost, stop bothering me! And where is Canada?

Canada: I'm right here!

Me (hitting Canada): Got-ya!

Canada (on the floor): Oww.

Question 6: Which character would be your rival?

Prussia, because we both like the same person and I am the most epic person in the universe (epic is more awesome than awesome could ever be)

Prussia: I'm the most awesome person, not you!

Me: Oh yay, spell your word to prove it.

Prussia: The awesome me accepts; A-W-S-U-M

Me: So wrong. Watch as I, Demon-Soul-7 the EPIC spells epic; E-Pie-I-K. I win!

Question 7: Which character do you have a lot in common with?

Japan or Russia

Japan— I am quite, am kind-of separated from most people and I see that all people are very strange.

Russia— There is a reason that I am feared by my peers… kolkolkolkol

Question 8: What character do you look like the most?

Japan, I have brown almost black eyes, dark almost black hair, and I am Asian. Wait is there a Philippines Hetalia character.

Question 9: Who would you bring home to meet your parents?

Canada, because they wouldn't see him, so he couldn't meet them, and I would be safe… for now.

Question 10: Who would you not bring over to meet your parents?

France, do I need to say more? HE. IS. A. PERVERT!

France (Rape face): HONHONHONHONHON

Me: shit bros, I gotta go. Don't know about you, but I will not be raped today!


Thank you, thank you. There is never something as too nice or too mean in your reviews, so give me all you got.

Please give me all the tips you feel necessary to give me, I am new to this thing.