Disclaimer: We do not own Yugioh.
Yugi looked at Tea with the eyes of love. "Tea!" Brrrrriiing! Yugi's alarm clock went off. "I think I should get ready for school now."
Yugi went to school. Yugi saw Tea, "Hey, Tea, wanna go makeout!"
"Okay!"
They made out in the middle of the hallway. No one noticed.
Just then, Tristan and Joey walked by. Tristan looked at Joey, "Hey Joey, wanna go make out?"
"Heck no, Tristan. I wanna go make out with my arch nemesis Kaiba for no better reason than he is sexy."
Kaiba and Joey made out right up against the lockers. No one noticed.
Two weeks later Tea found out that she was pregnant. Yugi denied the child and was soon arrested for impersonating a meat inspector at the local deli.
And they all lived happily ever after. Until Joey realized he was pregnant too.
That's all for story time today, kids. If you've learned anything it's to not play card games while taking a shower.
Grey: Okay, seriously people, what the crap is going on? Fish and I are actually TRYING to write worse than seventy-five percent of the authors on this bloody website and yet we still FAILED if only because we pretended to care about good grammar and punctuation, if it's wrong it's because we did it on purpose.
Fish: Fish wouldn't know, Fish lives in bowl.
Grey: This is just getting annoying. I cannot count how many times I have browsed through the Yugioh, or any section for that matter, and seen nothing but the most horribly written stories that have ever graced this website. The worst part is that these works of fiction always get at least three or four reviews per chapter that praise the author for their amazing plotline and demand to have another chapter written! I know the account doesn't show it, but I have been a loyal reader of this site practically ever since it was made and I don't think there has EVER been as bad of a slump as there is now. Are you people stupid or do you just find all of this amusing? My problem isn't so much as there is nothing worth reading anymore (actually it kind of is) but rather that people think that shit that looks and feels just like what Fish and I just wrote is actually good quality fan fiction and encourage the author to continue writing rather then in the good ol days when reviewers would offer constructive criticism in order to make the author a better writer. Seriously, grow the fk up people. If someone is trying to help you write better DON'T make up excuses and DON'T make it out like everyone hates you. Take the criticism to heart and let it improve how you are as a writer. And for the love of God, if you are fking twelve years old you have absolutely NO business AT ALL writing a god damn M rated fan fic.
Fish: Fish thanks you all and goodnight. Hoorah!