Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or and of the Characters ((Damn)) ((if I could I would own Sasuke!! But I don't so sigh)) All credit for Naruto goes to Masashi Kishimoto…
"Hey guys!! Look at me!!" Nartuo yelled across the room of Shikamaru's where he was hosting a party for the last day of school being tomorrow. Naruto was standing on one of the tables facing backwards to the crowd. He whipped his headband off and swung it around. Yes, there was alcohol. And yes, Naruto was drunk….
"I wouldn't do that if I were you, Baka." Shikamaru warned. The table wasn't very sturdy and was about to break.
"Aw come on Shikamaru! Quit being such a party pooper!!"
"No I mean i-- Naruto Look Out!!"
SNAP
One of the legs holding the table broke and came crashing down. Naruto ultimately lost his balance and went with the table. (Gravity is an amazing thing!) Naruto's beer flew out of his hand.
Blackout…
Mind Reader
"Ugh My head" Nartuo groaned as he sat up to see a white room with a curtain pulled across the middle of the room so he couldn't see the other side. He was in a hospital room. Naruto rubbed his head and felt a sensitive spot on the back of his head where there were stitches. He brought he hand back to his face.
Dried blood.
(What happened last night?) Naruto thought. Just then he heard the door open. He looked up to see the curtain being pulled back by Shikamaru.
"How you feeling Baka?" Shikamaru asked.
"Ok except I have a throbbing pain in my head!" Naruto sarcastically said. Shikamaru laughed. "By the way Shikamaru what happened to me last night? I can't remember a thing!" Naruto asked.
"Well," Shikamaru started. "you were at my party, Rock Lee brought Budwiser, you had one too many, you were 'dancing' on top of one of my tables, it broke, and you split your head open on the edge of my coffee table." Shikamaru explained.
"Which explains the stitches…" Naruto said.
((No Shit Baka!)) Shikamaru's voice echoed on his head.
"Hey!" Naruto yelled.
"What?" Shikamaru replied.
"That was rude!" Naruto explained.
"What I didn't say anything."
(What?) Naruto froze. How could he have not said anything his voice was clear as a bell in his head.
Then Naruto thought, (Hey crazy idea but what if I could read minds!! Nah too stupid. And impossible for that matter!) then he lied down again thinking it was a stupid thing to pursue.
((Hey that cloud could look just like a deer)) There it was again. Loud and clear. Naruto sat up again. (Maybe I can read minds!) He thought! He heard everything that Shikamaru thought! It was fascinating! What if he got this special power for a reason. He certainly couldn't tell anyone, they'd think he was crazy!! He's read enough super hero comics to know you don't tell anybody you have a super power, even if it was a simple one such as this.
Naruto was so excited at his newfound power, he put his fingers to his temples like a "super hero" and looked at a glass of water pretending he could read the mind of water. Don't ask me how… Suddenly, the water in the cup stated to come out of the cup as if another cup was taking it out of the original cup. Naruto was amazed by this he put his hand out and guided the water over to Shikamaru's head, and clamped his hand shut. The water that was floating dropped on Shikamaru's head.
"EH! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA BAKA!! Shikamaru yelled but Naruto wasn't listening. He stared at his hands kept closing them and opening them again. Not only could he read minds, but he could move things with his own.
(This is truly amazing) He thought to himself. He stayed like that until the nurse came in and told him that he could be released. And that he had a concussion and not to be doing anything in water of in high places.
The minute Naruto got out of that hospital room he was dashing down the street ignoring the extreme throbbing pain in his head.
(I wonder how I can screw with Sasuke's head!) Naruto thought as he dashed toward the library.
(Heh! This is gong to be soooooooo much fun!)
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Right you are Naruto. You have no idea how right you are.
This next Chapter is rated M for Mature And Masculinely Awsome to some of our hard core NaruSasu Yaoi fan girls a fair warning… IT WILL HAVE SOME CONTENT OTHERS WOULD FIND OFFENCIVE OR DISGUCTING OR VULGAR. If you are not a hard core yaoi fan girl then do not read chapter 2 I repeat DO NOT!! Read chapter 2 do not bash me or tell me off or sold me or tell me anything negitive I gave you a fair warning….Now on with the show…
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