Logan: Hello fanfic reader's! My name is Logan Sikes, and welcome to the second season of "Interview With StarFox"!
(random crowd in the background cheers)
Logan: Err...Right...Hey Director! When did we get an audience?
Director: We didn't...We found and old boombox and got a CD with audience sound effects on it.
Logan: Umm...Right, ok so do to our budget cuts, some of our interviewee's...Quit...In which I "disposed of them." Heheh...
Director: In other words, he got Thomas shot and shipped his other older OC's to Switzerland to be adopted by Switz people...
Logan: Heheheh...Sorry Jake.
Jake: I don't care...I still have my hunky Coach with me!
John: Heh...Oh, umm...Hello, I don't think you all know me...Err...My name is John Fenrir, I'm the football coach of Corneria University, and I'm a bartender of Night of Colors, a gay strip club. Hmm...Umm...I'm bi and I'm currently dating Jake.
Jake: Heh blushes
Logan: Alright alright alright...Now to introduce everyone else.
Fox: Hello.
Krystal: Nice to be here again.
Falco: I'm gonna hope and pray that gay/lesbian-gun thing won't be in it this time.
Slippy: Ehh...If it does it'll be disintegrated through my 'Anti-Sexual-Orientation-Changing-Weapon Barrier'
Logan: Nice, really outdone yourself Slip! Smiles
Slippy: Heh thanks Logan, always such a nice boy.
Logan: Heh...Alright...Now time to introduce my dad and his team.
Wolf: Hey.
Leon: Ugh...Not this thing again (Logan better not steal Wolf from me...)
Panther: Umm...*Pulls out a random Spanish Dictionary* Err..."Boo-Ehhhh-Naws No-Chas?"
Logan: "Buenas Noches?"
Panther: Err...What does that mean?
Logan: "Good night..."
Panther: Grr...I WILL LEARN THIS LANGUAGE DAMMIT!
Director: Yeah...We're no longer innocent in this one.
Logan: True dat! Laughs Alight next line of interviewee's
James: Very nice to meet everyone.
Onyx: Greetings, I am King Onyx of Cerinia.
Rheis: I am Queen Rheis of Cerinia.
Khris: And I am Prince Khris of Cerinia.
Logan: Oxyn, Rheis, Khris...You don't have to be formal...
Onyx: Oh...Err...Our apologies...
Logan: Heh...Ok, next...
Rouen: Greetings, I am Pirate King Rouen of Seiria-
Logan: NO FORMALITIES!
Rouen: Right...Sorry... Sweatdrops
Volg: And I am Ex-Comman—Err...Volg. If you ever come by to the Heroes Hearth Inn, I'll be the wolf to give you a room.
Logan: Yeah, and be a total badass Commander of Weissritter!
Volg: Heh...Thanks Logan. Blushes
Logan: Smiles
Decus: If you have read 'StarFox Eathbound' before the Director deleted it, you might have remembered me, Hewie and Hirschi. And if you haven't then greetings, I am Decus the talking coyote...Or just Decus (Please call me "Decus" and nothing more...)
Hewie: Ruff!
Hirschi: Arf!
Marcus: Hello, I'm Marcus, the song of Fox and Krystal McCloud...
Silver: And I'm his bisexual and total horndog adopted brother, Silver Lohboh (And the Director made a fanclub for me of D.A. Thanks Director!)
Millicent: Hello everyone, I'm glad to be back here again!
Logan: Looks like thats all there is on the list-
(Door slams)
?: Hey! You forgot about us!
Logan: Erk...Whoops, forgot to invite you guys...
Fredrick: Damn...Why do I have to be in this blasted interview with all these...Freaks?
Fox: We hate you too, 'Anti-Lylat'.
Fredrick: Tch...Whatever furball...
Wolf: Damn...You had to invite HIM, son!
Logan: He's part of the StarFox Earthbound cast...He HAS to be in it...And as much as I hate him and his racist attitude, he needs to be in it.
Fredrick: The Director said I'd be payed extra, that way I can finally build that doomsday device to destroy all you freaks...
Logan: Alright that's it Pulls out sketchbook and sketches a large rope and uses his super drawing powers and summons it and ties Fredick up
Fredrick: !
Logan: NO...ONE...IS...MAKING...A...DOOMSDAY...DEVICE! sighs Alight besides the damn Fredrick...
Bill: Yo! How's it going!
Katt: That Lesbo-gun better not be here...
Amanda: Looks like my Slippy set up that barrier with the long name up...
Lucy: That's good...
Dash: It sure has been awhile since I done this!
Mark: Hurm...I can't believe Logan, Jake and Coach forgot to invite me...
Arctic: And me...
Fara: AND ME!
Arctic: Now now Fara..
Fara: Err...Right...Sorry Arc... Blushes
Fox: Heh...Cute.
Krystal: Really, you guys do make a better couple.
Arctic and Fara: Really? Thanks guys.
Sterling: Ok then...Hi my name is Sterling Chou!
Suzu: I'm Suzu Tiikeri, Sterling's new girlfriend.
Daisuke: I'm Daisuke Iiguru.
Yutaka: I'm Yutaka Battia.
Barry: And I'm Barry Ursine.
Logan: Ok looks like that's everyon—Oh whoops...
Raz: You forgot about us!
Helios: Damn...
Eric: Err...Well I forgive you, bro...
Josh: Heh yeah, me too...
Lesley: Likewise.
Suzy: Same here..
Dan: Same...
Raz: Alright well...I'm Raz...I'm Logan's trainer at the gym.
Nat: Name's Nat and apparently my class in the RPG game is "Sketchy Photographer"...HAY! JUST BECAUSE I WORK AS A PHOTOGRAPHER AT A PORNO COMPANY DOESN'T MEAN I-
Kye: Okay then...Name's Kye, and I'm and art major...And the large (cluelessly innocent) wolf next to me is my friend-
Jay: Jay! Smiles
Kye: Yup...
Koku: Hey, I'm Koku! So...Anybody else wanna..."Have fun with me?" smiles mischievously
Raz and Kye: (Koku's into S&M, trust us, you don't want to hang around him alone...Especially if your alone with him and Nat...)
Logan: Okay then...Guess that's it...For real...So now it's time to ask your old questions we never got to answer! Smiles
Q&A TIME!
From: FireFox9765
Q: To the Star Fox Team: I'm pretending to give you exotic cars in a fanfiction I'm writing. Which EXOTIC cars do you want to get?
Logan: Umm...I'm not much of a car buff...Actually I'm not into cars, only as long as it has good mileage and can run...So I'm not sure what kind of exotic car they would like sweatdrops Q: To Krystal: There's a fanfiction around here on that depicts you as a vixen with farting problems. Would you read it?
Krystal: Umm...Eww...No I wouldn't...How insulting... Anger Q: To Falco: What would you think of a fic in which you are married to a sick female falcon?
Katt: Holds a baseball bat
Falco: Err...Flattered but my wife wouldn't like it...
Katt: DAMN RIGHT!
Q: To Leon Powalski (if he is still around): Why are you obsessed with murdering?
Leon: I'm not...Anymore, but I'm more obsessed with Wolf...
Wolf: He's very open about his crush on me...(It's really sickening...) Q: To Fox: How does it feel when you perform a Barrel Roll?
Fox: Err...I remember I got used to it when I was still a cadet in the academy.
Logan: Oh right, they changed the academy to be a regular public school after the Aparoid Invasion right?
Fox: Yeah, because the other school buildings where destroyed and the only one that didn't receive as much damage was the Flight Academy I went to...I work part time as Logan's and Millicent's homeroom teacher.
Millicent: Oh wait, you forgot Cyle!
Logan: Oh crap I did didn't I? Think he'll notice?
Somewhere in Corneria
Cyle: I'm bored...And Logan and Millicent said they had to go somewhere...Oh well...Back to studying! Yay studying! smiles and skips joyfully
At the Studio
Logan and Fox: Nahhhh...
Millicent: chuckles nervously and sweatdrops
Q: To Falco: You are in love with common bread, aren't you?
Falco: (Damn the person who started it...) Not really...Bread's good but...yeah...
Q: To Peppy: Are you planning to sell candies called "Barrel Rolls"?
At the base
Peppy: (I feel like I received some question from a person somewhere on Earth...Something about candies called "Barrel Rolls?" Hmm...Sounds...Tempting...)
At the Studio
Q: To Logan: Would you like to meet characters from Krystal/OC fanfictions?
Logan: I would...And slap him. Meow-face :3
Q: To Krystal: Do you have a favorite piece of jewelry?
Krystal: Oh well...I would have to say my tail rings, Fox bought me some new ones and they are so adorable.
Helios: Ugh...(Go die Krystal...)
Krystal: I heard that Helios...
Fox and Logan: sweatdrops Q: To Krystal (forgive me for asking you a lot of questions): Do you want to visit an archeologic place on Earth?
Krystal: Well...Yes, I would like to learn more about Earth's different cultures. smiles Q: To Slippy: Why are you a mechanic?
Slippy: Well...Heh its a long story but...It all started before my dad became a scientist...
5 minutes of explaining
Slippy: ...And that's why I wanted to be a mechanic.
From: The mace v.s. The sheild
Q: This is to krystal i dare you to make out with logan or serve a months worth of sword training
Krystal: This isn't a 'Truth-or-Dare' fanfic...
From: Samurai of Fate
Q: To Logan: Do you know what a zoomorph is
Logan: Umm...Isn't that the samething as 'anthro's?' If not, then I never heard of that term before. laughs
Q: To Fox: Hello furball
Fox: Err...Hello?
Q: To Logan: I'm Sorry but when I look at you I see more bi then straight I'm sorry but I had to say that I know you claim to be straight but with the way you act I just can't go by your word it's just so confusing
Logan: Actually...I am bi (maybe bi-curious), but I'm kinda leaning towards being straight.
Q: To Jake: (Demonic voice) Hi hehehe HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jake: gulp Oh no...
Q: To Everyone: Do you think I'm insane
Everyone: Yes...
From: Gamer-fox91
Q: To everyone: Hello again. Sorry it's been so long for me to make questions.
Cast from the 1st season: Oh hey! smiles
Q: To Director: Hey, um I'm glad you liked my first Q&A and that you reviewed it, but can you help me out with a quick favor? You see, I already worked on the answers to the questions you sent me, and I can't upload my story if there's only one guest. Can you ask any of your friends if they'd like to check it out sometime? I already asked Telekenetic Mind Freak(formerly known as Fox Fighter220) to give me the names and questions of people who reviewed, but I still don't have anything new from him.:( That said, I still need help. Oh, and by the way, I was checking out YouTube videos based on responses I got from friends, and I remembered your video is still awesome. I'll be sure to rate your others in time, and if you want, you're welcome to give me a friend invite.
Director: Oh yeah...Sorry...Sweatdrops...Oh well, I kinda think my videos are a bit crappy, but once I get a tablet and maybe Anime Studio or something I might go back to making videos...But then again Youtube is being such a—
Logan: (Blimey...)
Director: —because it wouldn't let me upload videos for sum damn stupid reason!
Q: To Fox, Bill and Slippy: Since you all went to the Cornerian Academy together, would you mind talking about any awards you earned, like Best Friends, Most Likely To Succeed ect.?
Fox: Well...Heh blushes I got 'Most Likey To Succeed', 'Best Student', 'Handsomest Man At The Academy', and 'Most Likely To Be A General'
Slippy: I got 'Most Likey To Succeed', 'Best Student'...Err...'And Most Likely To Be a Nerd' (I can't believe they have that as a real award...)
Bill: Pftt...HAHAHAHAHA! Heh...Well I got 'Most Like'y To Succeed' and 'Most Likely to Be A General'
Fox: And we all got the 'Best Friends' award and 'Most Likely To Be Friends Till The End' award.
Slippy: Another award that I thought shouldn't have existed. laughs Q: To Falco: I know you like making last-minute appearances, but don't you think that's kind of boring?
Falco: Ehh...Who knows! chuckles loudly
Q: To Katt: Congrats on having a kid. Here's a rattle for him to play with. (gives her a toy rattle and gently scratches her ears)
Katt: Oh thanks! Smiles Err...Yeah the ear scratching is a bit much...
Falco: HAY! HAND'S OFF MY WIFE!
Logan: chuckles quietly You have no idea on what you just done Falco...
Q: To Krystal: I'm not sure if people are still bugging you about the bad ending from Star Fox Command, but in case they still are, knock them out with your staff, and then show everyone their worst fears.
Krystal: Heh...Oh trust me...I will...*Smiles evilly
Fox: Err...Sweetie...Your showing your dark-side again...
Krystal: smiles Oh don't worry sweetie, I'll be right back! Leaves
20 minutes later
Krystal: I'm back beating up all those haters!
Everyone else except Helios: Err...
Helios: Help...Me...Ugh...
Q: To everyone: That's all for now. See you later. Oh, and don't forget to help me out, Mr. Director. (leaves through front door)
Everyone except Director: Alright see you later!
Director: (I'm Sorry...)
From: Black Midnight Falcon
Q: To Falco: IT'S YOU! *glomps Falco* I LOVES YOUZ!
Falco: Err...
Katt: Get...Off...My husband... Q: To Fox:So...I'm guessing the fact that Wolf's your cousin has absolutley NOTHING to do with the fact that your species are related?
Fox: Nope, absolutly not.
Logan: (Their in denial.)
Krystal: I agree... Q: To Katt: I like you too. *hugs* And yet I resent you. Lucky...
Katt: I hate you too. Smiles
Q: To Marcus: Read my mind: What am I thinking about now?
Marcus: Umm...Fried chicken? Q: To Panther: I hate you. *wacks with a wet asparagus*
Panther: Ow...I hate you too tears up
Q: To Jake: Your kind disturbs me. But I will not bash you... *points at the guys* They will.
All Guys except John: As long as he stays away from us, he won't be beaten up.
John: I "technically" beat him up...
Mark: Wow really?
John: Would hardcore butt sex count as 'beating him up'?
All guys except Jake and John: Err...No... Q: To Falco: *gives a pizza* You like me now, yes?
Falco: Heh...I like you already.
Katt: (Geez...Why is it that people always favor fan characters than me?)
Q: To Krystal: Er...Marco?
Krystal: Po...Lo?
Q: To Logan: About that Hakkyou guy...he freaks me out,man.
Logan: Heh...I see Sweatdrops
Q: To Falco: *stretchs arms out* Hug? *puppy dog eyes* pweaase?
Katt: No...
Falco: Aww c'mon Katt, BMF is only a fan. Smiles
Katt: Fine...
Falco: Quickly hugs BMF Mmm...Now, after the interviews are over...wanna have sex, Katt? Winks
Katt: O-Oh... blushes Heh...Sure...
Q: To Leon: Alot of people are married around you. Ever thought of settling down yourself? Have a kid or two?
Leon: Ehh...Maybe if I can find a fine girl I guess...But right now...I'm into sleeping with Wolf...
Wolf: Err...Right...(I'm locking my door next time...) sweatdrops Q: To Fox and Krystal: How do you handle so many kids? My mom can barely handle my babbling little sister!
Logan: Sorry, the OC McCloud kids except Silver are all adopted by the Switz and I erased their memories of them! Meow-face :3
Q: To Katt and Falco: Plan on having more than one kid?
Falco and Katt: Why do you think we're gonna have sex after the interviews... laughs Q: To Falco: Do you consider Fox your brother? Or at least the kind of person who could put a knife to your throat and you wouldn't worry about him slaughtering you?
Falco: Ehh...More like a bro, but I seen some of those fanfics...They kinda disturb me...I mean, even though I was a bit bi-curious and dated Fox once, we ended up being more like bros.
Q: To Krystal: OTHER THAN FOX, which one of your friends would you consider closest to you?
Krystal: Oh...Do I have to pick one? Katt, Lucy, Amanda, Miyu, Fay, and Fara in no partular order.
Logan: Oh...I knew I forgot two more people... Q: To Wolf: You like bacon?
Wolf: Umm...Yeah... Q: To Fox: You like bacon?
Fox: Heh...Yup.
Q: To Marcus: You like bacon?
Marcus: Its good. smiles
Q: To Krystal: You like bacon?
Krystal: I cook it for breakfast some of the time.
Q: To Bill: You also like bacon?
Bill: Hell yes!
Q: To everyone: *sings* Do ya like waffles?
Everyone except Logan: NO NOT THAT SONG!
Logan: chuckles nervously and sweatdrops
Q: To Logan: Your cool. I respect that. You like me now, yes?
Logan: Heh thank you! Smiles Umm...Sure! Meow-face :3
Q: To Falco: You are one of the reasons I considered a bird as a pet. I got a dog instead. I hope you aren't offended.
Falco: Err...Thank...You?
From: tayono
Q: To Bill: I notice you're a dog. Would you beg for bacon? Bill: If this is a racist-joke then I'm not answering scowls Q: To Falco: You're married to Katt. Do you think if you two have a kid it'll be a bird with cat ears, or a cat with wings? Falco: Umm...Luke has my feather color except he has pink around his eyes, and he does have ears on the side of his head, and a a cat tail covered in blue feathers with a pink white tip. Logan: Basically, kinda like a griffon! Q: To All Furrs: Have you ever had fleas? Lylatians: Their damn annoying...I guess they would be like the mosquito's you humans have... Q: To Fox: Tricky called. I told him you were busy. He just wanted to say Hi. And several other words. But he was talking so fast I couldn't understand him. He said something about playing Marco Polo with you. The rest was Blah lah plah. That's all I heard. Did he ever talk that fast to you? Fox: When he was younger, yeah he was a fast talker...It was kinda difficult to keep up with him. But he was a kid, they're born naturally hyper. Heh... Q: To Peppy: You give the advice, "Do a Barrel Roll". Has doing a barrel roll served you well in your piloting days? At the base Peppy: (Another weird feeling...Something about being asked if barrel rolling served me well when I was a pilot...Umm...Yeah I...guess...chuckles) Q: To Panther : Which one of your friends do you consider a brother to you? Panther: I guess in some ways, the boss... Wolf: Oh wow...I...never thought you... Panther: Heh...Yeah I always thought you were like an older brother to me boss! Wolf: I'm flattered Panther. Thanks. smiles Q: To Falco : Same as Panther. Falco: I already answered that... Q: To All: I've been told I can sing. Can you sing too? Most: Yes... Others: No... From: Shadow Shinobi57 Q: To Logan: To be honest, anything that any Thrash Metal band does, like "The Four Horsemen", (Which is just a name for the best of the best in Thrash, not a sign of the Antichrist) would be considered an image. Sure, Slipknot look inhuman and speak of weird things, but behind the masks are probably just normal people, and more than likely have families. And any references are easy to differentiate: if they are mild, they will be good or not too bad. If they are way Satanic, you would know. So, some bands are okay with that. In fact, a lot of Metallica songs have lyrics that would suggest that they are Christian. Their band isn't, but they are. "Master of Puppets", arguably the hardest song they've played, is about what meth does to people, and not control by someone demonic, even. I'd say listen to a few songs to judge for yourself, but...that, my friend, is entirely up to you. Logan: Mm...I see...I guess I should give metal music a try sometime. Q: To Leon: Tell me what you like in a women, slide me a little...*cough*...register fee, and I'll get you what you want. Screw you, eHarmony! Shadow's in town! Leon: Err...Mmm...To be honest I don't really have a type blushes in embarrassment Q: To Loagn: Exactly what do you have in mind, because anything to restrain that...thing is very much welcomed. Logan: Umm...Huh? confused Q: To Fox: I can see that it worked, but in PUBLIC, FOX? You're on Cornerian broadcast, your parents and children were right there, and WTF IS UP WITH YOU AND JOCKSTRAPS? Fox: Oh...Right...I got a warrant because of that...Yeah that was a bad idea...sweatdrops Wolf: My cousin is a recoviering horndog. Logan: True that dad! Q: To Miyu: ...That is very strange, and I have heard of a lot of weird foreplays and fetishes...(Takes out a notepad.) This is for study. Tell me everything... At the mall Fay: ...And then Bill and I—err...Miyu? Miyu: Hmm? Oh nothing...I got this weird feeling... At the Studio Q: To everyone: The videos will be a little later than previously thought. Maybe in August, since my friends are gone. Thanks for the pre-support, though! Everyone: Umm...Ok? Fox: (Anybody remember anything about that?) Logan: (I don't remember, its been years!) Q: To everyone: Well then, I'd better-Wah! (Gets caught in a rope trap, and gets suspended from the rafters.) Damn it, Metal! I guess I'll just...hang for a bit...I'll get cut down later. I'll just be sleeping. (Falls asleep...upside down.) Everyone: …... Logan: I'll cut him down and send him to his own world And Logan did so... From: Venom Q: to everyone: wow this is one of the most normal Q&A ever (not in a bad way) Everyone: Err...Thanks. Q: to krystal: damn women could u have anymore kids? Krystal: Huh? Kids? All I have is Marcus and we adopted Silver. Logan: (Heheheh...) Q: to fox: go hurt panther i seen him looking at krystal... Panther: I wasn't Fox, please believe me... Innocent eyes Fox: Tch...I won't hurt you...Just...Don't go anywhere near my wife...Just in case... Panther: Alright... Q: to katt&falco: OH LOOK AT THE BABY CAN I TAKE HIM...ER i mean hold him... Falco and Katt: HELL NO! Q: to everyone: name 3 people that r on radio Everyone: Why the Hell should we! From: graystripe Q: to logan: izzit possible that jason and blade are twins since their age is the same and both were clone on the same day? ^_^ Josh: No their not twins...Their clones of Fox and Wolf respectively, they were infused with— 2 minutes later From: Pasta Masta Q: To Fox: ...Are you an alcoholic? Fox: No...I drink sometimes, but not as much to get me drunk. Q: To Peppy: Ask me if I have a pickle in my ear. Logan: Still at the base— Peppy: Thanks for the text Fox, whew, made it just in time...Umm...Weird question... Q: To Falco: He was all black from the explosion, or he blacked out from it? Falco: Uhh...I think it was the 1st one! chuckles Q: To Slippy: Why not? Slippy: Why not what? Q: To Blade: Has Jake ever come on to you? And if he did, how did you react? Josh: Summons Blade Blade: Not really... Q: To Jake: If you...ever say that again, I'll rip your man jewels off and choke you with them. DO YOU UNDERSTAND! Jake: Why does everyone hate me? Logan: Because your a gaytard... John: Heh...My poor boyfriend. Smiles and hugs Jake Jake: Thanks sweetie... Q: To Krystal: Don't you gimme that look, I know what you n' Fox were doing, and I know that you were doing it in the nude! So stop being so indecent, and get a room! Oh wait, you already did... -_- Well, in that case, don't tire yourselves out in there, yeah? XD (I think Krystal is hot, please don't murder me, Fox...) Krystal: Oh yeah...I remember that too...Heh...Let's...Not do that again... Fox: Agreed... Helios: (I don't care if Fox and Wolf are cousins, I want then to f**k right now!) Q: To JC: If someone gave you tea, what would you do? Logan: Due to the fact that JC, VC, DC and LC being destroyed...They will not answer the questions...Except James...James you up! James: Oh! Uhh...I would...drink the...tea? Q: To Logan: Yeah... good. Okay, what did I snap my fingers for? I forgot... o_0 Logan: Err...I forgot too...Ehh...It's been years since I ended Season 1... Q: To Wolf: If you told someone your name, and they laughed, what would you do? Wolf: Be all sarcastic and pass a snide remark at them... Logan: Oh Father Wolf...He's very sensitive about that... Wolf: blushes in embarrassment Q: To Fox: Nothing? That's all you have to say for yourself? Fox: Err...I...Guess? (What did I do again?) Q: To Falco: Dude, start diggin' mah jokes. Falco: ….. Q: To Wolf: *Places a 40 pound slab of barbecued pork in front of Wolf* Will this do? Also, you're 90% wolf? What's the other 10%? Wolf: Drools Err...The 10% is fox blood...I guess you could say I'm a 'Wolfox' Helios: Just like the pairing I support... Fox: Sorry Helly, but we're cousins, and we're not into incest... Helios: Damn your logic... Q: To Panther: *gives Panther a list of modern slang that refers to one's sexiness* Here are things for you to call Miyu during a 'hot' night, wink wink, nudge nudge. ;D Panther: smiles mischievously Q: To (William) Bill: When you first saw Fay did you have to go to the hospital to have your heart re-started? Bill: Heh...I guess you can say that! Smiles (Not really...But I wish something like that happened, she's that beautiful...) Q: To Krystal: If some random guy squeezed your tush, do you think Fox would beat the holy snot out of them? Krystal: I would let Fox do that...I don't appreciate sexual abuse from pigs like those sexist men...At least Fox is an example of a good gentleman. *smiles Fox: Heh...Thank you Krystal. Blushes Q: To Leon: I actually meant for YOU to do that to Noel, but, maybe you have a potty mouth, too. So, how'd that soap taste? Leon: I got over my bipolar disorder ever since I developed a crush on Wolf...And that soap didn't taste good...Ugh... Q: To Slippy: If only your team would recognize your talent, huh? :( Slippy: Well...They do...Its just...I'm sad that I don't really have any fans... Logan: Awwww...Poor Slippy... Q: To Panther: I'll be back soon. I'm just going out to get you a four liter jug of chocolate milk, alright? Panther: Err...I see, heh... Q: To Fox: Weren't you listening? I told you NOT to thank me! lol Naw, I owe it to you, I think. After that horrid thing I made Katt do to it earlier, it's the least I should do. Fox: Err...Right... From: Timid Vulpine Q: From Timid: To everyone: I bet you all thought I was dead. I'm not. I has coursework and much preparation for GCSEs, that's all. Everyone: I bet you were done with that years ago. laughs Q: From Timid: To Katt: Can I hold Luke? Or does he peck anyone but his parents? Katt: Oh sure, don't worry, he's such a good boy. Falco: Heh...I bet he's gonna be a problem child once he grows up. Katt: Don't talk to about your son like that Falc! Falco: Heh sorry... Q: From Timid: To all authors present: I has a new story! It's a Ratchet and Clank story, and it's called Mage Tales 1: The Discovery. If you read it, please review. …... Q: From Timid: To Shadow: I love you. …... Q: From Timid: To Jake: STAY AWAY FROM MY SHADOW! Jake: sad face From: Samurai of Fate (again) Q: To logan: Can i be a permenant member of your show please Logan: Err...Sorry... sweatdrops Q: To Katt and Falco: here is one problem of having a baby it will keep you up all night Falco: We know that already... Katt: But y'know, if we can raise him right, I'm sure he wouldn't be all that much trouble in the past. Falco: Just don't smother him too much, babe... Q: To Fox and Wolf: DO I NEED TO GIVE YOU TWO IDIOTS BRAIN SUGERY TO MAKE YOU SEE TO LOOK ALIKE Fox and Wolf: sweatdrops Q: To Logan: Do you consiter me as a friend Logan: Umm...Well, yeah...I guess. Q: To Miley: I brougt Miley Cyrus whos real name is Destiny Hope Cyrus Logan: WHY MILEY! WHYYYYYYYYYYYY! WHY DID YOU SMOKE A BONG! Q: To logan: If you don't allow cuss words then why do you allow "crap" Logan: I don't really considered 'crap' THAT much of being a cuss word...Well...(unfortunatly) I cuss...but its more like the minors, I don't do the majors like (as my old science teacher would call them) the "F-Sharps" "Sugar Honey Ice Tea" and the "Bee's" Q: To Sora: How did you get here Sora: Oh...Heeeeeeyyyyyy... goes to a save point and warps into his Gummi Ship Q: To Logan: (points at) BUDDIST Logan: I'm not one of those freaks! Q: To Logan: Don't lie about your Buddisum Logan: But I'm not a— Q: To Logan: I SAID DON'T LIE ABOUT YOUR BUDDISUM Logan: "sadface..." Q: To Logan: I'm kidding I know your not a Buddist Logan: cowers behind Wolf Wolf: There, there son...He's just kidding. Q: To everyone: I'm going now I need to spy on Sora and Kairi... WHAIT SORA'S HERE HE HEARD ME! Everyone: You just saw him warp away didn't you? From: Alpha and Omegafan61900 (formally STARFOXLUVER61900) Q: To Logan: I like hockey only for the FIGHTS, i like NASCAR for the crashes, and WWE for the blood, k? Logan: Ahh...The only reason I like wrestling is because of those hot muscle buff men, especially Triple H and Kane—HOLYCRAPISAIDTHATOUTLOUD! Everyone else except Jake: sweatdrops Jake: Hey Logan! Wanna jack off to wrestling together? Logan: Not on your lifetime gaytard... Rouen, Volg, Raz, Nat, Kye, Jay, and Koku: doing something else, because they don't have any questions for this episode Q: To Krystal: And I'm working on your next song for SFI, k? Krystal: Ok... smiles Q: To Panther: How's the little one? Panther: Hmm? Little...One? My penis isn't small Logan: (I forgot to mention that I also gave the other OC kids away to the Switz...And earased their parents memories...) Q: To Everyone: Does anyone like the song, there will be a day? Everyone: Mm...Good song. smiles Q: To Fara: How r u and you love doing? Fara: Oh...Fine... blushes Arctic: Heh... Q: To everyone: I've made a basketball team on my College game on x-box, the North Charleston Star Fox Aces. Everyone: Nice. INTERVIEW OVER! Logan: Ok...That's all we have today, please give us your questions...And don't forget to ask Rou-chan, Volgy, Raz, Jay, Nat, Kye and Koku...Their bored... Koku: in the distance RAZ! DID YOU GET BIGGER! Raz: in the distance WHAT THE HELL KOKU! I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR BOTTOM ANYMORE, HELL I DON'T WANNA HAVE SEX WITH YOU AGAIN! I'M STRAIGHT DAMMIT! ! Logan: Please review now...So Koku doesn't rape Raz again... sweatdrops Oh and Director, do you have anything else you wanna add? Director: I decided I might rerelease StarFox Earthbound, Life On Cerinia, A Story of A Prologue, and a few others again, of course I'll start with StarFox Earthbound and rewrite it so that it'll tie in with the RPG game I'm adapting. First chapter for it will be written sometime this year, no promises on quality and if it'll be good enough...Well, hope you all have a good day and hopefully I'll get started on writing more stories again... Logan: See you later guy! Bye-nii! 24 pages FTW! Hope you all enjoyed the 1st episode of the 2nd season of Interview With StarFox To submit question...Review...That's all...lol Unless if you want them to be private until the final chapter is uploaded then send the question as a PM Raz (Razul), Nat (Stan), Jay (Joey), Kye (Kyle) and Koku (Koku, lol) owned by (c) Kokuhane of DeviantArt, FurrAffinit, SoFurry, (insert other non-porn and porn art website) Rouen and Volg (c) SEGA