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Episode 1: Too Much Cider
NOTE: These characters are humanized for the series.
At the Apple household, a rainbow haired girl with a white shirt displaying an insignia being a cloud with a rainbow thunderbolt. She had shorts showing her athletic legs and sported white socks and blue shoes. She sat in the kitchen with a bottle of the family's famous apple cider. She guzzled down her 25th bottle and a tan girl with blonde ponytail with blue eyes and sporting a cowgirl outfit hugging her curves. She wanted to stop her athletic friend from getting a stomachache and an explosive bladder.
Apple Jack: What in tarnation, Rainbow?! Why do you keep drinking all of my cider?
Rainbow Dash: I can't help it! they're just so tasty!
The rainbow haired girl said as she rubbed her belly and burped loudly. Apple Jack deadpanned at her friend and warned her of the consequences.
Apple Jack: Rainbow, do you realize if you drink too much cider that you'll get a stomachache! Also, I don't want ya to empty your bladder all over Granny's floor!
Rainbow: I don't care! I still love apple cider!
Apple Jack: Well don't cry to me when ya have a stomachache!
The farm girl left her stubborn friend alone realizing that reasoning with her doesn't work. Few minutes later, Rainbow Dash drank her 40th bottle and felt sick as a dog and clutched her stomach in pain. She groaned as the stomachache intensifies.
Rainbow Dash: AAUGH! My tummy hurts! I shouldn't have drank this many bottles of cider! OMG! I gotta take a leak and a dump! Waaaaaaah!
The rainbow girl ran to the bathroom and did her business as she sighed with relief. Knocking on the bathroom door stood a girl with pink poofy hair wearing a pink top with balloons on them. she had pants and shoes as the girl crossed her legs doing the potty dance. Beside her, a smaller girl with red hair did the same as both were waiting for RD to come out.
Pinkie Pie: Rainbow, are you almost done? Because I have to pee really badly!
Apple Bloom: Me too! How much longer?
The rainbow girl struggled as she yells at both girls waiting outside.
Rainbow: Go away, Pinkie and Apple Bloom! I gotta piss too!
Pinkie Pie: But we have to go now!
Rainbow: Too bad! I have a full bladder and something else! Please go away!
The girls groaned as Apple Jack went to see what was going on. she went to Pinkie Pie and Apple Bloom to address the situation. The two girls in line danced with their legs crossed. The door locked and the cowgirl knew who was in the bathroom the longest. She narrowed her eyes and banged on the door yelling.
Apple Jack: Rainbow Dash! How long are you going to be in there? It's all your fault! I told you to quit overdrinking the darn cider!
RD: Do you have to scold me at a time like this? I'm sending the Browns to the Super Bowl and the toilet is also getting Olympic gold!
The cowgirl scoffed and rolled her eyes at her friend's nasty way of describing bodily functions. After Rainbow left the bathroom, the girls were appalled at the smell. The three girls gagged when the rainbow girl came out. she felt relieved temporarily feeling sluggish.
RD: Don't go in there for 45 minutes. I blew the toilet.
Pinkie Pie: Yuck! That's disgusting!
Bloom: I need a barfbag!
AJ: Rainbow! What the hell? How many times do I have to tell ya to spray when you come out? grrr!
After a disgusting situation and the girls had their turns, Rainbow laid on a couch moaning with a sore butt. Pinkie checked on her friend as she bounced over. She giggled and asked her what's happening.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, RD! what's eating ya?
RDL Pinkie, can't you see that my butt is hurting and my stomach is writhing in pain here?
Pinkie Pie: You sure put a hurting on that bathroom! I would feel the same way if I drank that many ciders! I feel bubbly.
the pink haired girl giggled as she bounced up and down as Apple Jack checked up on Rainbow. She had a concerned look on her face as Rainbow groaned and Pinkie bouncing in the air.
Apple Jack: Do you want me to have Pinkie give you grape juice to help you stop crapping?
Rainbow: Anything to make it stop cramping. UGH!
Apple Jack: Pinkie, go get me the small cup of grape juice and give it to Rainbow. Do not pour the carton of prune juice! I repeat! Don't pour the prune juice!
Pinkie: Okey Dokey Lokey!
AJ: Good, sugarcube! Let's get a move on then.
Pinkie Pie went to the kitchen and grabbed a cup by the dish rack. She opened the fridge and pulled a carton out and poured the liquid in the cup. She put the carton back mistakenly poured the prune juice into the cup and left. The pink girl bounced down the hall and back in the living room where RD and AJ were waiting. Pinkie gave the juice to Rainbow and the rainbow girl drank the juice. She smacked her lips and she put the cup down on the coffee table. she had a puzzled look on her face.
RD: Is it me or grape juice has a funny taste to it?
AJ: Pinkie, did you do what I said?
Pinkie: Of course. I gave Rainbow prune juice just like you asked me. Problem solved!
Apple Jack and Rainbow's eyes bugged out at the mention of prune juice. AJ turned to the pink girl with a glare and chided.
Apple Jack: That wasn't grape juice! That was prune juice! You made the situation worse!
Rainbow's face had a shocked anime expression as her stomach rumbled violently. She got up from the couch to run to the bathroom but couldn't hold it any longer. Her butt exploded and she blasted through the roof sending herself flying. As the two girls, Apple Bloom, Granny Smith and Big Macintosh who the latter just came in after the explosion, AJ glared at Pinkie Pie for what she did.
AJ: Now look what you did, Pinkie! Now Rainbow is blasting off like Team Rocket because of you! What do you have to say for yourself?
Pinkie: Oh, gravy.
Apple Bloom: I hope my butt don't send me flying like that.
Granny: Don't worry about that, dear. Big Mac, take her away from this situation.
Big Mac: Eeyup!
The tall large man with orange hair and cowboy getup escorted the little sister out of the room. Granny looked at the two girls with a puzzled look. Meanwhile, a brown skinned boy wearing a navy blue cap alongside a blue polo and jeans. He had black trail shoes on walking down the Everfree Trail and sat down on a bench eating a sub. He sighed as he grew bored and thought about what to do next.
Robby: Man, I'm bored. What to do about this day? Hmm? What the hell is that in the sky?
He looked up in the sky and saw Rainbow screaming as she was falling towards the guy. His eyes bugged out as he tried to catch her but the two characters fell on top of each other with the rainbow girl's breasts on the guy's face. The girl heard the muffled sounds wanting her to get off. Rainbow Dash got up off of him and stood up to dust herself off. After she cursed at Pinkie Pie for that incident, she saw the guy laying dazed and helped him up. The guy thanked the rainbow girl and wondered about something.
Robby: Thanks. I thought I was pancaked for sure. Anyway, how did you fly all the way over here?
Rainbow: It's a long story but let's just say it wasn't pretty. By the way, the name's Rainbow Dash. Nice to meet ya.
Robby: Likewise! I'm Robby.
Rainbow: Do you want to come over to the Apple Farm? My friend lives there. I better get there since I put a hole in the roof when I blasted through the roof.
Robby: Sure. Do you know where I can live? I don't have a place to live anymore.
Rainbow: I'll see what AJ or Twilight can do. Twilight is also my friend too. Let's go back to AJ's before she smells me out.
The guy chuckled as the two went back to Apple Farms. When the two knocked the front door, Apple Jack answered and was about to ask Rainbow something but spotted Robby and blushed.
Apple Jack: May I help you, sir?
Robby: I came here to bring your friend home. She made a crash landing at Everfree Trail. Thankfully, she's in one piece.
Apple Jack nodded in agreement as the three went inside the house. The blue guy got spooked when Pinkie Pie appeared out of nowhere. The guy jumped high in the air hitting his head to the ceiling. He had anime swirls in place of eyes as he was stunned. After Apple Jack woke him up, Rainbow Dash and Apple Jack introduced Robby to Pinkie as the other three being Granny Smith, Apple Bloom and Big Macintosh came and they introduced themselves to the new guy.
AppleJack: I appreciate you carrying this girl here home.
Rainbow: Hey!
Robby: It was nothing really. It's awesome to meet new peeps. Oh yeah. We gotta do something about that hole up there.
The cowgirl knew what he mentioned spotting a Rainbow Dash shaped hole she made thanks to Pinkie. She sheepishly smiled but glared afterwards at the two girls. Big Mac had a suggestion to fix the roof.
Big Mac: I'll get the materials for the roof. I'll be back in a jiffy.
Granny Smith: I'll make some more cider in the kitchen. Come along, Apple Bloom. Let's make the batches.
Apple Bloom nodded as she went with the matriarch to the kitchen. Big Mac hopped in his Ford pickup to get the supplies for the roof. Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie looked at each other as the rainbow haired girl broke the awkwardness.
Pinkie: Now that's over with, I'll steal some cider.
RD: Right behind ya!
Apple Jack: Oh, hell to the no! it ain't gonna happen! You had enough cider for the day and when Big Mac gets back, we're patching up this hole you made!
You and Pinkie are helping us fix it!
Pinkie Pie: Are you serious? Why I gotta help?
RD: But the ciders have my name on it! you can't do this to us!
AJ: No buts! Now get to steppin'!
PP and RD: Dammit!
The two girls walked away whining as they prepare to patch up the roof. Robby chuckled to himself and asked the cowgirl something.
Robby: Hey, Apple Jack.
AJ: What is it, sugarcube?
Robby: Mind an extra hand?
Apple Jack: sure. The more the merrier. Where do you live if you don't mind me asking?
Robby: I used to live in Everfree Hills but some vandals burned my house down. they called themselves the Changelings gang. Because of them, I don't have a home anymore. When I get my hands on them, I'll give them the spineripping of their lives.
Apple Jack: That's awful! Those Changelings are out of control around these parts! You can live with me and the others at our place. No one needs to be homeless out here. Oh and don't rip those delinquent's spines out.
Robby: Thanks. Where do you stay at anyway with the others?
Apple Jack: We stay at a somewhat large house near the Equestria Mall. I'll drive you there after we patch the hole.
The two heard the horn honk as Big Mac got back with the supplies with the roof. The two girls also came back ready to help patch the hole.
AJ: All right, y'all! Let's get a move on! Rainbow, quit slacking and let's go!
Rainbow: Dammit!
And so our heroes fix the roof and all except Rainbow had cider. As for the new guy, his new adventures has just begun. Tune in next time for the new episode of the Equestria Hills!