Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto and I never will.
A/n this is my first story so be nice but be brutal and I am taking a vote for pairings but no yaoi or harems.
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"Crap Konoha's not gonna like this" said an emoish teenager with swirling red eyes. Now let's see how this emoish person got into this predicament, shall we.
FLASHBACK
"Well my friend this must be a record even for us" said a tall ape masked ANBU
"Yes, yes it is how much was the record anyway? said an emoish teen with a cat ANBU mask on.
"I think it was about 20, 25 I really don't remember" said ape masked ANBU
"No, I thought it was 30, couldn't be as low as 25." Said cat mask
"You know, who really cares we're surrounded by Kumo ANBU and they want our blood soooooooo I bet I can kill more than you." Ape mask said.
"Your on." Cat said
"I'm on what!" ape said looking at his feet.
"No stupid I mean I accept your challenge" cat said
"Ohhhhhhhh, alright." Ape mask said
At that time the Kumo ANBU all lunged at the two. Ape threw four kunai which embedded in four throats.
"Four" Ape said.
"Five" Cat said.
Cat launched a fireball which killed four and burnt another which died a minute later.
Ape then took out his ANBU sword and started to cut at random ninja.
"Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten." Ape shouted
"Shit we're going to get killed if we stay here" A Kumo ANBU said "First though Kanashibari no Jutsu." Ape started to fall asleep
"Christ…" Ape started to snore
"Fallback" A Kumo ANBU shouted
"That was fun wasn't it?" Cat said "Ape? Huh where are you? Crap Konoha's not gonna like this."
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That's it like it or hate it review and constructive criticism is welcome
-Dipstick