Yay! First one to write a story on this game!.. I think.
Okay, so this story is tiny, and mostly just here as a joke. If you like it, let me know. If not, oh well XD
I obviously don't own Robot Unicorn Attack, and I certainly didn't help in making the game. I just have a slight addiction to it.
Robot Unicorns Unite!
"You will fail!"
Nothing could stop him. Wind, rain, even the taunts and jeers of fellow unicorns. What did they know? Everyday he lived a cliche fantasy nightmare. The only unicorn that's a robot, and no other unicorns would except him. He was a joke; a blemish on their snow-white namesake.
But not anymore.
He had to show them; beat them... be BETTER than them! All it takes is a wish, right? He could get one...
"Persistence is futile!"
Nothing could stop him. He was the wind, running and jumping at the speed of light, leaving nothing but rainbows and dew in his wake. He needed to reach his goal. He had to become a star. Then he could make his wish. He just wanted to be a normal unicorn. All he wanted was friends and acceptance and life! Was that such a crime? But first things first. He had to become a star! Faster and faster he ran at full speed, obstacles be damned! Crystal dolphins cheered him on! Butterflies and fairies lifted him higher! He HAD to reach the sky. Faster! He was almost there... then... There was a wall he couldn't jump and...
"A fiery death awaits you!"
BOOM!
There was a bright light from an explosion in the sky. The robot unicorn was no more. As debris and shrapnel fell like rain, the unicorns, crystal dolphins, and butterflies all mourned for such a loss of a dream. Then they saw a small shine in the sky and smiled.
The robot unicorn got his wish. He became a star. Now he was loved and accepted just as he always wanted.
"Chase your dreams... Over the rainbow... May all your wishes come true!"