Xemnas sighed audibly as he walked to his room. It had been a long day of researching, and Axel had been on a tangent about something, he hadn't quite caught what it was about. But, all in all it had been a very stressful day for him, and he was looking forward to relaxing in the relative safety and quiet of his room. But, as he approached his room, something piqued his interest. It was a piece of paper with something typed on it. He ripped it off the door and began to read the print.
Victim I- Xemnas
1. Ask him if Darth Maul knows that he has his lightsabers.
2. Call him by his anagram, and nothing but that.
3. Every morning, ask him how his night with Saix was and if he's sore.
4. Ask his permission before you do anything, including going to the bathroom. Never fail to provide details as to what you want to do.
5. Spraypaint 'Kingdom Hearts sucks' all over his room.
6. Mock him about getting beat by a lazy, not all that bright teenager.
7. Aquire a real heart, blood and all, preferably still fresh, from anywhere, write his name on it and give it to him for Christmas.
8. Paste a photo of his head on random pictures from a porn magazine, then leave the pictures all over the castle.
9. Sneak into his room when he's gone and make everything pink with lace and frills.
10. Send him anonymous emails filled with tips on how to please a man.
11. Put tacks on his chair/throne.
12. Leave a screen running on his computer containing a Xemnas/Saix story.
13. Post a list of ways to annoy him on his door.
Violently he threw open a portal and threw the now crumpled piece of paper into it to be eaten by all sorts of lesser Nobodies. He wrenched open his door and slammed it shut. This was the last straw for him. When he found out who did this, they would die a most painful death.
Outside his room, a faint laughter could be heard. A figure in one of the Organization's trademark robes walked away silently, a stack of papers it their hands. One down, twelve more to go.