I don't own any of this but J.K.R. minus the plot

A/N: Ginny in her 2nd year and Hermione in her 3rd

Everyone was at the Burrow for Christmas break. Outside looked like a blanket of snow laid over the yard. Ron, Harry, George, and Fred where in the front playing a nice game of Qudditch; Ginny and Hermione were in the back yard building snow women. Ginny hasn't really spoke to Hermione, because well she was scared. She always saw Hermione as someone who would be a snob. But today was different, because Hermione asked Ginny to come and play. Ginny was almost done with Hermione threw a snowball at her.

"Ouch Hermione, that really hurt!" she cried.

"Oh sorry , just wanted to get your attention Gin."

"Gin?"

"Oh, sorry can I call you Gin?"

"Yeah."

"Hermione, do you like me?"

"Yes, since I don't have a sister or and sibling at that, so I think of you as one. Even though your too quiet, we'll have to change that," Hermione said smiling.

"Really then can you teach me how to be smart?" Ginny begged.

Hermione stopped building Lady Granger, and looked at Ginny, Confused on how to teach her how to be smart, until it hit Hermione right in the brain. She smiled , helped Ginny off the ground, then began dragging Ginny into her room. Ginny was completely confused. Then Hermione said something that made Little Ginny Weasley extremely happy.

"Well Gin, I can't teach you how to be smart. But I can teach you how to trick you brothers minus Bill, Charlie, and Percy; you in?"

"REALLY! YES I'M IN!" Ginny cheered.

"Shhhh it's called 'back talking'," Hermione mumbled.

"Do I talk to their backs?" Ginny asked sounding confused.

"No no no . You turn everything they say into a question," Hermione said.

"Sounds easy, can we try?"

"Sure. Do you like me?"

"Why do you think I might like you?" Ginny tried.

"Good Job for a beginner. Do you eat pig snouts?"

"Why would I eat pig snouts?"

"How are you?"

"No, how are you?"

"Why do you think I'm asking you all these really easy to answer questions?"

"Why would I know why you decided to ask me all these really easy questions?"

"I'm so proud!" Hermione cheered.

She reached over and gave Ginny a big hug. Then Ginny began doing her happy dance, soon they heard the boys come in. They must have smelt dinner. Soon the girls came down stairs. When they were coming down they were laughing. Soon they all ate, that's when Hermione spotted Ron coming their way.

"Two rules Gin. 1) Don't use it on your mum, dad or me. 2) Have fun, but seem confused or ask like Ron. Ok?" Hermione whispered.

Ginny nodded. Ron soon walked over and began bothering them, but manly Hermione. Ron kept getting closer and closer to Hermione, until she punched him in his arm.

"Oi! That really hurt!" Ron groaned.

"How does that hurt?" Ginny asked.

"Ginny, she just punched me in my arm!"

"Why?"

"I don't know why!" Ron said while rubbing his arm.

"Why?"

"Blimey! Ginny sop asking why!" Ron yelled.

That's when it hit him. He turned around to see that Hermione was cracking up. He finally understood what was going on.

"YOU TAUGHT HER!"

"Nooooo." she said sarcastically.

The End