Disclaimer:I don't own X-Men:Evolution, just myself (Called Molly Callum in 'fics.)
and any original characters/background characters that might pop up from time to time.
AN: I don't know how well this came out, I just know I wanted to do a story based on one of my favorite tropes (A trope is a device and convention that a writer can reasonably rely on as being present in the audience members' minds and expectations), and it's good to inject some humor into the series every now and then.
It probably won't be hilarious, but may make you giggle.
Also, there's a little Romy (Rogue and Remy as a couple) bashing in this story. Sorry, but I'm not a fan of them in Evo.
You have been warned.
"Can you smell it?" Bobby asked as a few of the kids walked through the flowery path leading up to the school.
"What?" Kitty asked. "Spring is in the air!" Bobby smiled, "The birds are singing, the sun is shining and...I smell cookies!"
Bobby ran into the mansion without another word leaving everyone behind.
Remy firmly grasped Mollys hand, leaning down to kiss her cheek, then putting his arms around her waist. "So...spring is in the air and I have the best girlfriend in the world.
How are we planning on spending our time together?"
Molly looked embarrassed, then shrugged.
"I can think of one way," Kitty winked at Kurt. They made obnoxious kissing noises.
"Stop acting so immature!" Molly looked flustered, taking Remys hand and pulling him into the kitchen.
"You guys want some cookies?" Jamie held out a plate.
Molly eyed the plate with hesitation. Even after so much exercising, she was still a bit chubby and naturally curvy since her weight yo-yo'd a lot. The weight made her feel awkward with all the other girls at the school being around a size 12 at the most, but she did enjoy cookies. "Oh, no...I really shouldn't I-" suddenly her sweet tooth won out and she grabbed a handful, vigorously eating one with gusto.
Chocolate was smeared as little dots on her face.
"Crap!" She wiped her face and looked over at Remy, "Hope you like dating a fat girl. Doesn't look like I'm going to be a size ten anytime soon."
"You're not fat," Remy took her hand and quickly led her up to his room, shutting the door and leaning against it. "I didn't want to say anything in front of little Jamie, but you've got a beautiful body. You're soft...gorgeously curvy...nice features. Full chest, round rear, nice legs. You shouldn't look so surprised, you know I'm right. I didn't just date you for your personality you know and you can't say that about me either," Remy put an arm around her shoulders and led her to sit on the bed.
"I know, I know! It's easy for you to say that though. You're not plus size and pudgy," Molly blushed.
"Well I like all that. Makes you feel very feminine when we're kissing..." Remy put a hand on her squishy side as he leaned in. His hand found its way to her other side of her. They kissed for a few moments, then Molly pressed herself into his chest.
"I-I'm glad you like me, Remy."
"Michelle, you know you can't go to the danger-room unsupervised," Molly said as she and Remy ran into Michelle heading to the elevator after coming out of Remy's room much later.
Michelle was the 12 year old they had rescued from Magneto last winter.
The girls red hair bounced as she took a step backward timidly and her freckles were more pronounced as she blushed. "Who said I was going to the Danger-Room?"
"Well you are in your uniform," Remy said.
Michelle just stood there looking more embarrassed.
Kurt suddenly teleported into the hallway.
"Molly, phone for you," He handed the phone to her.
She took it. Michelle, Remy and Kurt stood off to the side.
"Kurt, you want to take Michelle to the Danger-Room? We were in the middle of something," Remy asked.
"Sure," Kurt shrugged leading Michelle away to the elevator.
Remy couldn't help overhearing Mollys phone conversation.
"...Yeah, he's nice.-Yes, I'll send you pictures...No, he's only a year older then me. I really have to go. Okay, love you too. Bye!"
She clicked the phone off.
"My family asked what was new and I just blurted out that I have a boyfriend and now everyone's curious. They want pictures and they asked like a million questions.
I'm sure they'll want to meet you eventually or something."
Remy planted a kiss on her forehead, "So we'll send them pictures. Now as I recall we were on our way to the store."
"Right," Molly looked a bit starry-eyed.
Suddenly a loud "BOOM!" came from the lower levels, shaking the mansions foundation.
"Wooahh!" Molly and Remy fell onto the floor, ending with her on top of him.
They scrambled up. Something had happened in the danger room.