The episode starts on a Friday afternoon. It was the last day before spring break, and all of the students had left to enjoy their vacation the millisecond the last bell rang. All except for a certain albino boy.
"Man, I can't stop thinking about her at all," says the boy, as he is picturing a voluptuous Latino woman in many alluring poses. Who is she, you may ask? Ms. DiMartino, the very reason Lincoln had stayed after class, his headcanon candidate for waifu.
The other day, she had said she wanted to talk with him privately. After she was done erasing the chalkboard, she struts over to Lincoln's desk and towers over him.
Lincoln... We need to talk about your crush on me. I-" she had started. However, it wasn't the same signal from Linc's end, as he was tuning out Ms. D's words. From Lincoln's perspective, she sighs dreamily, "I'm so into you, Linky. I can't resist your charisma and amazing looks."
A still lovestruck LIncoln replies, "Me neither, babe," unaware he's saying this out loud to the substitute.
Ms. D comments, "You're not listening to a thing I'm saying, are you, Lincoln?" Snapping out of his thoughts, Lincoln nervously sputters, "Huh? What? What were you saying again?"
Regaining composure, Mrs. D explains, "As I was saying, we need to take care of your... obsession, if you will, with me." A befuddled Linc utters, "Wait a minute. We?" "Yes, we," the brunette replies. "I'll be glad to help you any way I can, as long as you don't go, shall we say, bonkers around me anymore."
Lincoln, still confused, questions, "How exactly?"
Ms. D gives Lincoln a small sticky note with her name and numbers on it. "Here's my number. Call me when you're ready, and we can schedule our "tutoring" session," quoting the last part, half-lidded. "In fact, I'll even walk home with you."
A bashful, blushing LIncoln responds, "Uh... No, it's OK. I'll be perf-" Before he could finish, she shushes him. "No. I insist." Several minutes, the two are walking together outside, holding hands whilst walking to the Loud House.
During the massive gap of cool silence, Lincoln breaks the ice. "I-I guess I'll admit it now, at least. I- have a little bit of a crush on you, Ms. D.," blushing bright scarlet-red.
Unconvinced, she retaliates, "Oh, really?" She then thinks back to how Linc's been ogling and fawning over her since she had started working as a substitute for Mrs. Johnson, while talking to him about it. She sarcastically concurs, "So... Yeah, I've noticed."
Unaware of their arrival to their destination, Ms. D. is bewildered when Lincoln stops right behind her. "Welp, here we are, the Loud Manor." "Pretty big for someone like you," she replies. As he's about to enter the house, LIncoln turns back to Ms. D. "Well, catch ya later, Ms. D."
She informs Lincoln, "Call me that during school hours. When it's just us together, you can just call me Maria." "Alright, then. See ya, Maria," the 11 year old says. The Latino then walks over to him and makes lip-to-cheek contact, leaving a red kiss mark from her lipstick. "See ya, cariño."
As she walks off left of his house, Linc soliloquies, "I can't wait to spend some time with Maria. Whatever way she wants to help me, I just want it to be just between teacher... and student."