Chapter One of "Yugi vs. The Evil Pepsi Dragon!"
Ozma: I am the White Dragon Ozma. Nicknamed Zapp to the Forumites, and calls himself White Robed Dragon when not logged into Fanfiction.net. Yami Bakura will be my Disclaimer Person
Yami Baka: *sigh* Why must you torture me so? . Do you even know what a Baka is?
Ozma: Why do you think I call you Yami Baka?
Yami Baka: This dragon right here does not own Yugi, nor Joey, nor Tea, nor none other object other then the Dragon Himself, and the original plot.
Ozma: As well as my Poking stick *jabs Yami Baka with a meter long stick*
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Tea was just walking around, one day and she goes into a store. She walks up to the counter and place yen down on the table. The clerk picked up the yen, and gave Tea a bag. Tea picks up the bag and walks back out of the store. She walks down the street again and enters a Card Shop. Yugi's Grandpa, who had her go and get some refreshments, owned the Shop. She set the bag on the counter and pulled out ...
... Coke ...
Coke. Coke for Yugi, Coke for Joey, Coke or Tristan, Coke for Tea, Coke for Bakura Coke for Yugi's grandfather ...
Coke.
What ... ever happened to ... Pepsi? Pepsi never did anything bad. All Coke had was that disgusting Aftertaste, and a catchy tune. The Author never liked the tune, and the fact he could carry one well only made it worse. A herpy figure held up a deck of cards, and looked at the bottom card. It was a Yamanato Dragon Scroll. Not the Strongest Card ever, I'll admit that.
Yugi was enjoying his Coke. Yami however decided he didn't want one. Bakura was glad his own Yami was sleepy most of the time. Yami spoke up to try and start a conversation.
"Why do you all enjoy such a drink?" "It taste good" Yugi replied. Yami decided to come up with a fake rumor against it "I herd Soda stunts your growth" "Hey!" Joey exclaimed, "Okay then, if it does, then prove it!" Yami smiled, threw his hands toward Yugi as if presenting him to everyone else and said "I rest my case." Tea, Joey and Tristan couldn't help but laugh. Yugi's Grandpa had to hold his mouth closed to successfully hold his laugher in however. Bakura could have held it in, but he didn't put any effort to it. Yugi, just like any other victim of a joke, didn't enjoy it very much. Joey apologies first, soon followed reluctantly by Yami. Tristan Ended up complaining to Yami about his weight ...or lack thereof.
"Hey, it's not like you don't need some work yourself. You may be an immortal Pharaoh, but even you need to eat something." "Yeah, I'd say you and Yugi have about the same mass even if you are taller" Tea agreed Yugi's Grandpa cut in "I'm not going to have to invest in Dairy Products, am I?" Bakura laughed again before adding in "First Yugi needed to drink milk, now Yami Yugi needs to eat cupcakes" "Well, maybe if Joey would leave me something from the table, I'd might eat it" Yami put in. Before Joey could yell at him, however, a crash is herd through the roof, and a being appeared before them. Yugi's grandfather only said one thing ...
"This is bad for Profits! First Dairy, now I have a hole in the ceiling!"
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Ozma: That ends Chapter one! In case you're wondering about many things, I'll have Yami Baka explain.
Yami Baka: *sigh* okay, first, about me being sleepy all the time is not true, it's just a plot convenience so I show up. If you wonder about the "Herpy" part, in case you don't know already, a Herp is anything reptilian, such as a Dragon, lizard, Kaiba's Personality. Also, if Yugi's grandfather is out of character, it's because the Author has never seen an episode with normal things happening for his Grandpa. He's never seen him say anything other then "Save me, Yugi" and "You must use the power of the Millennium Puzzle to defeat Pegasus" and whatever might have been said that episode.
Ozma: So you've read, now REVIEW! The more Pepsi and/or Dragon lovers reply, to more I'll be tempted to think up what that thing I just had dropped out of no where is, and maybe if your lucky tell you!
Yami Baka: And also it will give him something else to occupy him *shudders*
Update to 1st chapter: spell checking does a whole lot better job on a newer computer!
Ozma: I am the White Dragon Ozma. Nicknamed Zapp to the Forumites, and calls himself White Robed Dragon when not logged into Fanfiction.net. Yami Bakura will be my Disclaimer Person
Yami Baka: *sigh* Why must you torture me so? . Do you even know what a Baka is?
Ozma: Why do you think I call you Yami Baka?
Yami Baka: This dragon right here does not own Yugi, nor Joey, nor Tea, nor none other object other then the Dragon Himself, and the original plot.
Ozma: As well as my Poking stick *jabs Yami Baka with a meter long stick*
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Tea was just walking around, one day and she goes into a store. She walks up to the counter and place yen down on the table. The clerk picked up the yen, and gave Tea a bag. Tea picks up the bag and walks back out of the store. She walks down the street again and enters a Card Shop. Yugi's Grandpa, who had her go and get some refreshments, owned the Shop. She set the bag on the counter and pulled out ...
... Coke ...
Coke. Coke for Yugi, Coke for Joey, Coke or Tristan, Coke for Tea, Coke for Bakura Coke for Yugi's grandfather ...
Coke.
What ... ever happened to ... Pepsi? Pepsi never did anything bad. All Coke had was that disgusting Aftertaste, and a catchy tune. The Author never liked the tune, and the fact he could carry one well only made it worse. A herpy figure held up a deck of cards, and looked at the bottom card. It was a Yamanato Dragon Scroll. Not the Strongest Card ever, I'll admit that.
Yugi was enjoying his Coke. Yami however decided he didn't want one. Bakura was glad his own Yami was sleepy most of the time. Yami spoke up to try and start a conversation.
"Why do you all enjoy such a drink?" "It taste good" Yugi replied. Yami decided to come up with a fake rumor against it "I herd Soda stunts your growth" "Hey!" Joey exclaimed, "Okay then, if it does, then prove it!" Yami smiled, threw his hands toward Yugi as if presenting him to everyone else and said "I rest my case." Tea, Joey and Tristan couldn't help but laugh. Yugi's Grandpa had to hold his mouth closed to successfully hold his laugher in however. Bakura could have held it in, but he didn't put any effort to it. Yugi, just like any other victim of a joke, didn't enjoy it very much. Joey apologies first, soon followed reluctantly by Yami. Tristan Ended up complaining to Yami about his weight ...or lack thereof.
"Hey, it's not like you don't need some work yourself. You may be an immortal Pharaoh, but even you need to eat something." "Yeah, I'd say you and Yugi have about the same mass even if you are taller" Tea agreed Yugi's Grandpa cut in "I'm not going to have to invest in Dairy Products, am I?" Bakura laughed again before adding in "First Yugi needed to drink milk, now Yami Yugi needs to eat cupcakes" "Well, maybe if Joey would leave me something from the table, I'd might eat it" Yami put in. Before Joey could yell at him, however, a crash is herd through the roof, and a being appeared before them. Yugi's grandfather only said one thing ...
"This is bad for Profits! First Dairy, now I have a hole in the ceiling!"
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Ozma: That ends Chapter one! In case you're wondering about many things, I'll have Yami Baka explain.
Yami Baka: *sigh* okay, first, about me being sleepy all the time is not true, it's just a plot convenience so I show up. If you wonder about the "Herpy" part, in case you don't know already, a Herp is anything reptilian, such as a Dragon, lizard, Kaiba's Personality. Also, if Yugi's grandfather is out of character, it's because the Author has never seen an episode with normal things happening for his Grandpa. He's never seen him say anything other then "Save me, Yugi" and "You must use the power of the Millennium Puzzle to defeat Pegasus" and whatever might have been said that episode.
Ozma: So you've read, now REVIEW! The more Pepsi and/or Dragon lovers reply, to more I'll be tempted to think up what that thing I just had dropped out of no where is, and maybe if your lucky tell you!
Yami Baka: And also it will give him something else to occupy him *shudders*
Update to 1st chapter: spell checking does a whole lot better job on a newer computer!