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"I, Koushiro Blade." [Tai appears] "Tai! Tai! Davis Tai!" [Authoress
stares at Tai and blinks patting his head] "It'll be alright Tai." [Tai
leaves and Kari appears] "Kari! Kari, loves!" [Authoress growls and
smacks Kari upside her head (She's always wanted to do that.) and shoos
Kari away] "Guys, I don't own digimon! I have in no way created digimon
but this story is MINE! HA HA HA! [Davis appears, smiling whickedly at the
authoress. The authoress stares at him and turns into a cold sweat]
"Koushiro, Koushiro, Blade! Davis! Let's begin this story!"
"Sweet Dreams. Yeh Right." Chapter 1--Welcome to Insanity--
It was a dark and stormy night...
"Ah, no it isn't, Matt." Tai's voice says matter of factly.
"Well than what is it?" I ask, looking at Tai, what the Hell?
"Oh, it's a lovely time of mid-dream." Tai says and winks.
"Tai? Why are you in my dream?" I ask with concern in my voice, normally Sora's here wearing Victoria's Secret, but not keeping the secret. Tai put one finger over my lips and smiled sweetly
"Oh I think you know why, Yamato." He winks again and I slowly turn around, trying my best to keep my left eye from stop twitching. GOD SAVE ME!
"Sora!" I yell running quickly away on clouds, (Damn my dreams are getting weird!) I peek around to find something sane.
"Matt..." I hear Mimi call, slowly I turn around and Mimi coos innocently.
"Mimi?" She takes a step and flips her hair, wearing a shirt was to low and a skirt way to high.
"Yes, Matt. I've been thinking about you, all the time." I blink as my eyes grow wide
"Ah... Mimi? Could you... Ah? Maybe put some clothes on?" I look around and gulp.
"Oh, Matt! Come with me and have safe fun!" She giggles and my eyes start twitching again. I turn again and start running, moving into a black door that read EXIT in neon orange letters.
"IN HERE!" A girl calls as her head sticks out the door. Without hesitation I follow her, anything is better than seeing Mimi in this...
"WAIT UP!" I yell as the door begins to close. The girl waited for me on the other side, floating above the ground, I take a step and fall from the sky.
"Yamato Ishida, you can't fly, not even in your dreams. You suck." The girl waves her hand and I stop in mid air. Slowly we float down and land on the red grass, looking up at the green sky.
"Ah... Who are you and where am I?" I ask, looking around at the world were the sun is still yellow but singing 'MISTER SUN! OH! MISTER GOLDEN SUN! PLEASE SHINE DOWN ON ME!'
"Well, this is another's person's dream world, who I'm not sure." She says, she looks either way. I tilt my head, did I know her? I don't rememer a girl with red hair and blue eyes... But then again this is a dream.
"Yeh, an idiots dream." I mutter and pick off a slice from the nearest pizza tree. Several girls run by me with stupid stares, jumpng up and down like Davis on caffine.
"FUN! FUN! WE'RE HAVING FUN!" They chanted and I scratch my head. What the Hell?
"Ah, who are you?" I ask the girl as she pulls a notebook out of thin air, reading something, then writing a small tid bit. She shoved it back into the ebiss.
"Oh, I'm Aquari, Keeper of the Soup. Listen Matt, I'm sorry, we've seem to have lost tonight's schedule..."
"The... The keeper of soup? Why the Hell does soup need to be kept?" She blinks in disbelief and drops her jaw.
"Huh? Oh, I'm sorry, you're from reality. You people are so funny! Well, soup, as most insanics know, is the most intelligent thing in the universe. It helps people go to sleep and tells people in all worlds where to go when they sleep. But you! You went to sleep at the wrong time so we must go around until we find your dream world."
"Where did we just come from?" I ask, who dreams about Mimi and Tai?
"Ah... Oh someone named Joe." She replies simply and looks around, "Is this your dream world?" She asks and points around as I look up at the sky, grass, sun and screaming idiot girls.
"NO!" Just then I turn around, staring at Kari. "Ka... Kari?! What are you wearing?" I ask as she prances around in a two inch skirt and bikini shirt.
"I'm Kari!" She yells and winks, "I love Davis!" I stare at her and wave my hand slightly.
"Oh... Ah, hi."
"Kari! Love Davis!" She smiles stupidly from ear to ear. Just then Tai runs up with the same stupid smile.
"I'm Tai! Davis is the coolest!" He yells as he runs around me, hands up like a hyper three year old.
"Are you O.K. Tai?" I ask as I gawk at his shirt that said 'I'm Tai! Davis is the coolest!' And it had a big picture of Davis on it.
"I'm Tai! Davis, coolest!" He yells and laughs, I raise an eye brow.
"Kari! I'm, Davis, Love!" Kari giggles to Tai and his face beams... Am I missing something?
"Tai, Tai! Davis is the coolest!" He yells and both fall down laughing insanly.
"Is that all you two can say?" I ask as Tai politely answers:
"Tai, Davis. Coolest!" I nod my head and turn to see Davis, his hair in the same shape as Tai's and a golden glow was around him.
"Matt! PERFECT! Matt, how are you doing?" He held out an ear, ready for my reply.
"Ah, a little confused." I answer and Davis turns red in anger.
"NO! YOU SAY 'I'M MATT! DAVIS IS BETTER THAN ME!' Learn your words right!" I turn at Aquari, I won't say that!
"A soup person, let blow this pop stand!" I turn and another door appears, just the same except instead of EXIT it said 'DAVIS RULES!' Davis has ego problems. I start to run to the exit when Tai stares at me.
"Tai, Tai? Coolest? Tai Davis I'm?" He asks confused, watching me leave, I shake my head in pity.
"Don't worry Tai, you're only like this in this place, be brave!" I jump through the exit after Aquari the soup keeper.
"Sweet Dreams. Yeh Right." Chapter 1--Welcome to Insanity--
It was a dark and stormy night...
"Ah, no it isn't, Matt." Tai's voice says matter of factly.
"Well than what is it?" I ask, looking at Tai, what the Hell?
"Oh, it's a lovely time of mid-dream." Tai says and winks.
"Tai? Why are you in my dream?" I ask with concern in my voice, normally Sora's here wearing Victoria's Secret, but not keeping the secret. Tai put one finger over my lips and smiled sweetly
"Oh I think you know why, Yamato." He winks again and I slowly turn around, trying my best to keep my left eye from stop twitching. GOD SAVE ME!
"Sora!" I yell running quickly away on clouds, (Damn my dreams are getting weird!) I peek around to find something sane.
"Matt..." I hear Mimi call, slowly I turn around and Mimi coos innocently.
"Mimi?" She takes a step and flips her hair, wearing a shirt was to low and a skirt way to high.
"Yes, Matt. I've been thinking about you, all the time." I blink as my eyes grow wide
"Ah... Mimi? Could you... Ah? Maybe put some clothes on?" I look around and gulp.
"Oh, Matt! Come with me and have safe fun!" She giggles and my eyes start twitching again. I turn again and start running, moving into a black door that read EXIT in neon orange letters.
"IN HERE!" A girl calls as her head sticks out the door. Without hesitation I follow her, anything is better than seeing Mimi in this...
"WAIT UP!" I yell as the door begins to close. The girl waited for me on the other side, floating above the ground, I take a step and fall from the sky.
"Yamato Ishida, you can't fly, not even in your dreams. You suck." The girl waves her hand and I stop in mid air. Slowly we float down and land on the red grass, looking up at the green sky.
"Ah... Who are you and where am I?" I ask, looking around at the world were the sun is still yellow but singing 'MISTER SUN! OH! MISTER GOLDEN SUN! PLEASE SHINE DOWN ON ME!'
"Well, this is another's person's dream world, who I'm not sure." She says, she looks either way. I tilt my head, did I know her? I don't rememer a girl with red hair and blue eyes... But then again this is a dream.
"Yeh, an idiots dream." I mutter and pick off a slice from the nearest pizza tree. Several girls run by me with stupid stares, jumpng up and down like Davis on caffine.
"FUN! FUN! WE'RE HAVING FUN!" They chanted and I scratch my head. What the Hell?
"Ah, who are you?" I ask the girl as she pulls a notebook out of thin air, reading something, then writing a small tid bit. She shoved it back into the ebiss.
"Oh, I'm Aquari, Keeper of the Soup. Listen Matt, I'm sorry, we've seem to have lost tonight's schedule..."
"The... The keeper of soup? Why the Hell does soup need to be kept?" She blinks in disbelief and drops her jaw.
"Huh? Oh, I'm sorry, you're from reality. You people are so funny! Well, soup, as most insanics know, is the most intelligent thing in the universe. It helps people go to sleep and tells people in all worlds where to go when they sleep. But you! You went to sleep at the wrong time so we must go around until we find your dream world."
"Where did we just come from?" I ask, who dreams about Mimi and Tai?
"Ah... Oh someone named Joe." She replies simply and looks around, "Is this your dream world?" She asks and points around as I look up at the sky, grass, sun and screaming idiot girls.
"NO!" Just then I turn around, staring at Kari. "Ka... Kari?! What are you wearing?" I ask as she prances around in a two inch skirt and bikini shirt.
"I'm Kari!" She yells and winks, "I love Davis!" I stare at her and wave my hand slightly.
"Oh... Ah, hi."
"Kari! Love Davis!" She smiles stupidly from ear to ear. Just then Tai runs up with the same stupid smile.
"I'm Tai! Davis is the coolest!" He yells as he runs around me, hands up like a hyper three year old.
"Are you O.K. Tai?" I ask as I gawk at his shirt that said 'I'm Tai! Davis is the coolest!' And it had a big picture of Davis on it.
"I'm Tai! Davis, coolest!" He yells and laughs, I raise an eye brow.
"Kari! I'm, Davis, Love!" Kari giggles to Tai and his face beams... Am I missing something?
"Tai, Tai! Davis is the coolest!" He yells and both fall down laughing insanly.
"Is that all you two can say?" I ask as Tai politely answers:
"Tai, Davis. Coolest!" I nod my head and turn to see Davis, his hair in the same shape as Tai's and a golden glow was around him.
"Matt! PERFECT! Matt, how are you doing?" He held out an ear, ready for my reply.
"Ah, a little confused." I answer and Davis turns red in anger.
"NO! YOU SAY 'I'M MATT! DAVIS IS BETTER THAN ME!' Learn your words right!" I turn at Aquari, I won't say that!
"A soup person, let blow this pop stand!" I turn and another door appears, just the same except instead of EXIT it said 'DAVIS RULES!' Davis has ego problems. I start to run to the exit when Tai stares at me.
"Tai, Tai? Coolest? Tai Davis I'm?" He asks confused, watching me leave, I shake my head in pity.
"Don't worry Tai, you're only like this in this place, be brave!" I jump through the exit after Aquari the soup keeper.