Hi everybody~! My name is Sakuma Jirou and today I will tell you all my story of how an asshole delinquent got me fired.
It was a perfect morning, nothing crazy. Just regular grey-ish weather, absolutely no wind at all, and a very mild temperature, which was kind of usual here, luckily. Nothing like the sunny weather he was used to at the Academy. Oh, how you dreaded leaving the Police Academy, the time spent there really was something special to you. Give or take that your last senior year was a tad more difficult because Genda was already off to be an actual cop. Damn him and his over excellent grades.

And body, your brain added at the last moment when you turned around to close your apartment door. You huffed and stopped in your tracks, remembering the event, a fling, too much alcohol, and a rough night paired with a morning almost equally as rough had been enough to make your brain act a bit weird whenever you two were alone. It wasn't awkward, it was just a bit different. Neither of you two regretted the night, so there was no shame. Just the ever lingering fact that you two had sex. Relationships was not the thing both of you were looking for so you just called an one night stand. A sigh came after you locked the door and stepped forwards to the elevator. Today was the first day on the job, or well whatever they let a newbie do.
You had to move all the way from your hometown near Tokyo to Matsuyama to get accepted somewhere for an actual job. It was nice here though, or well all the judgement you can give this place after the two and a half days you've been here. You stopped to breathe in the air of the city as you were pulled out of your thoughts by a small tugging motion.

"Uhm, sir? Could you help me. I've lost my kitty." A very petite girl tugged at the back of your uniform. Her voice was very shaky and she looked a bit hopeless.

"Well, I'm not fully at work right now, but of course I can help such a cute, little girl." You smiled and ruffled her hair a bit. "Where did you last see your kitty?"

"Uhm, well she was walking near the trees and the grassy fields. And then I lost sight of her." The little girl pointed to the park and made a pouty face. Almost as if she didn't agree with the fact that her cat had a mind of its own.

"She might be in a tree or something. Let's go check it out, I'm sure she's pretty close by." You offered your hand to the girl. Who in turn gladly took it and skipped further.

After walking some bit you both heard a faint meow. Indeed as you thought the cat had gotten up in a tree and it was now your job to get it out of there. Without a word you looked at the girl and then started climbing the huge tree. Breathing in and out heavily not trying to reminding yourself of the fact that you had a bit of a height problem.

"Listen, kitty. Come over here, please. I'm begging you." Your arm stretched towards the direction of the cat and as if he understood you he walked very lazily to your hand and head bumped it. As fast as you could you grabbed the cat by its neck and-
You fell, on your back, with the cat intact. Can't say the same about your clothes though, somehow your right leg's pipe got stuck on a branch and made half of it come off.

"MOTher-" You yelled out as you dropped the cat, acknowledging the little girl earlier than your profanity was out of your mouth. You started feeling up and down your leg, looking if it was bleeding somewhere. As you initially thought, you didn't.

"Little girl, I hope you're happy that your kitty is back. But I need to leave now or else I'll be late for my job."

"It's okay sir. Thank you sir! I always knew cops weren't bad!" The little girl yelled after you started running to the bus station. Lucky for you they gave you a rent apartment near it.

This is just splendid, you are almost late, you have a ripped uniform and it is your first day. This is not your day. That is for sure. Your thoughts were raging inside your head as you sat down in the bus. The driver gave you already nasty side eyes and the words of the little girl weren't helping either. Maybe this town, or state, had something against cops, maybe the world just had something against you today. Whichever of those it might have been, today was only just beginning…

Hello everyone! This is my first Inazuma fic, hope ya'll like it!