full first chapter: By jaicob fieldz This tale of hipness and goth statrs in the bak of hot topic. Here shops S'exy Puffius, a emo kirby esque time puffy who is goth. He wears black fishnets, black lipstic black clothes, and he cuts. Here also shops little demon lord cole, who is lookinbg for bboty and cumm. Cole is bi because thaths the THINGGgGgGgG. Also at hot tepic is cofagrigus who is supar sad because he just broke up with his bf Ryukybusha the samurer. They used to watch netflix and be on their phones the whoile time they watched netflix. S'exy is wondering arounfd the store looking at the mascara when he suddenly sez cole. He is like "i want the booty, give me the booty, yes I want the booty" he runs up to colez leg and starts to hump it and cole be like "hay wut r u doing s'exy" Then s'exy looks uo and sees that its cole and he's like ourorkarorourkar?!~~~~desu kawaii s'exy!~~~~ s'exy then rampages through the store tearing down all the doctor who t=shirts and mascara.
noooooooo sez cofagriugus when s'exy hits ihm. Damn you coffey man! ses s'exy cole runs over and shoves his keck ito s'exy's mouth and sez calm down swweety poo. S'exy then bites off cole's deck and start to eat it like a lolipop. Cole is blleding a mix of cum and bolod on s'exy and s'exy is lobing it. obykywoujo~~~~sexyanimegirlpornhubbishiiii~~~~~~~ cofagrigus is desperate for sexy time to so he jumps in and yells at s'exy "seck my pokEballz!" s'exy then agrees and the hot topic threesome begins. A problem srarises when cofagrius ets his pokREballz stuck in s'exy's fishnet. Oh no sez hot topic clerk. Here is backstory on him: hius name is bloody sword ( just like his special power excep his penis is hiz sword") he is a creck dealer, he is a hooker and all dat too so a dn he cuts and has a tumblr account where he posts pics of his scrars so he's pretty edge right. Bloody sword puts the trio in his 2069 lambobogingi (his likense plate sade jontron on it) and he sped off back to his house. Bak at bludyz house dey are watchin inception and bloodgyt relizez that he haz ebola so hges like cougn on em ealll. So budy infecs s'exy, cofagrigus, and cole all in 1 mean man cugh. Then blody gos super sayan and he reales sayan cum ingo his couch and hiz couk has a sayan baby naemed jello. Jello dide 2 sec later but he sturted a twitter in those tw0 secunds and said that he lieked jeallo. After that cole wakre up and sez oh no I haz eboli and he sad :(((((((( thenj s'exy wakes up and sez obi-kawaiiiumiiojoooo~~~~~ aND uses his mindk ontrl to wake up cofagrigus and kill kill jkill cofsgriguus killed couch and bloudy. .jaleo came bak from da dead and therw super sayan jealooo at mean man s'exy. Then s'exy order cofagrigus to kill jaelo and jello did. So then s'exy is bik slperd by shrek who jumped through the window with a lightsaber!1 and so shrek cuts down jellos ghost so jeloo gone now but he haz scarz wer scars that he post on hist tumbler accunt. Shrek then puts out a thrid arm and points a gun at all 3 sexual mates and they lieke ahhhh. So den shrek says sueck his hug dunkey dick or he will shot s'exy and all dem. So s'exy cole and cofagrigus getg down and suck shreks 72 ink. Shrek thesn shots ogre cum all over them. 9 munths laterkawaiioujibakasundere~~~~~ push mr. s'exy~~~ sez billy ray cyrus the docah. / 2 hours later/ its a beutifal baby ogre male guyz" sez doctar billy ray cyrus. 10 yerz later/ shrek, s'exy, cofagrihgus, cole, and ogrenisha live in a haopy fam where they are opan abut sex to eachother. The end...? oh shiet sequrl/ 100/10 would fap - ign