Author: Sara Blaze
Distribution: Ask first.
Disclaimer: I own don't own any of these characters or the WWE.
Rating: R, just to be safe. o_O
Content: Humor, mild language, and sexual content.
Characters: The Rock, Triple H, Stephanie McMahon, Vince McMahon, Kurt Angle, Chris Jericho, Rob Van Dam, Rey Mysterio, Eric Bischoff, Matt & Jeff Hardy, Bubba Ray Dudley, Reverend D-Von, Jamie Noble, Nidia, Chris Benoit, Eddie Guerrero, Edge, etc.
Summary: A humorous SmackDown! episode.
Author's Note: This story does not include the roaster split. So don't bother e-mailing me about it, telling me I made some kind of mistake. Thanks.
Now... on to the story...
Michael Cole: Hello and welcome to SmackDown!! We are here in Madison Square Garden in New York City! I'm here with my co-commentator, Tazz! We have an explosive show here for you tonight and --
Tazz: Shut the hell up bitch, heh heh!!
Michael Cole: Oh Tazz! * girly giggle * You're so funny!
* Cole gazes into Tazz's eyes and smiles seductively *
Michael Cole: ...And quite sexy...
Tazz: Oh shut up and take me now, Cole!
* Tazz and Michael begin making out on the announce table, until security pulls them apart and drags them out of the building. A few mintues after, Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler arive, taking Tazz and Michael Cole's place *
J.R.: Good lord, King! Did you see what those two were doin'?!?
Lawler: * screams * Yeah, J.R.!! It seems Tazz and Mike were makin' out!
J.R.: Obviously!! I mean, in my 20 years in this busniess, I've never seen such a sight... well, except that time when Pat Patterson and Vince McMahon were playing strip poker...
Lawler: * screams * Mr. McMahon and Pat were playing strip poker?!? *faints at the thought of two old men completely naked *
J.R.: King!! Mah Gawd! Wake up already!
* J.R. slaps King, making him wake up *
Lawler: Oh... J.R.!! Why'd ya have to wake me up?!? I was dreaming about PUPPIES!!! Damn you!!
* Trish's music plays, she walks out, hops into the ring, and grabs a mic. The crowd goes wild, in addition to King *
Lawler: Speaking of PUPPIES -- there's Trish Stratus, J.R.!!!
J.R.: I can see that, King.
Lawler: Oh man, J.R.! I can't believe were going to be seeing a bikini match tonight! I must be in heaven!! * screams *
J.R.: I'm quite excited too, King. Anywho, let's hear what this young man -- er -- woman -- has to say.
* The camera switches over to Trish Stratus standing in the middle of the ring *
Trish: Before the bikini match begins --
* The crowd begins cheering again, as well as King *
Trish: I'd like to say something to all of you -- especially to all of my male fans...
* She pauses for a moment before continuing *
Trish: ...I am not who you think I am.
* The whole arena becomes quite at Trish's comment, wondering what she meant *
Trish: ...The truth is, I'm actually Marc Lloyd!!
* Trish then pulls a mask off her face, revealing that she is in fact -- Marc Lloyd! A series of boo's and screams from the crowd are heard throughout the arena. After a few moments, security drags the screaming Marc out of the building *
Lawler: NOOOOO!!! How can this be, J.R.?!? This can't be happening!! * screams *
J.R.: I can't believe it myself, King!! Never in my life would I've thought there'd ever be a 2 for 1 discount on BBQ suace at Doug's House Of BBQ Sauce!!
Lawler: J.R.!! What the hell are you talking about?!? Did you not hear anything that Tris -- er -- Marc just said?!? Trish Stratus is a MAN!!!
J.R.: Oh... she is? Well, that's news to me. Anyway... Look! It's The Game!
* Triple H's music plays, he walks slowly down the ramp, jumps on the apron, spits water, then grabs a mic *
Triple H: I-uh am-uh the-uh game-uh and I-uh am that-uh damn good-uh!!
* The crowd becomes completely silent. Only a few laughs, farts, coughs can be heard throughout the arena*
Triple H: ...Do not-uh disrespect me-uh by-uh not cheering-uh...
* The crowd still remains silent, causing Triple H's eyes to water *
Triple H: I am-uh the-uh game-uh!! I-uh am not-uh supposed-uh to be-uh treated-uh like this-uh!!!
J.R.: Good lord, King!! Look at the standing ovation Triple H is getting!!
* Lawler gives J.R. a weird look and then pulls his chair away from him a little *
Triple H: I am-uh a-uh legend-uh! Please-uh! Cheer-uh me-uh!!
* As that is said, a young man stands up, lifting his hands in the air... *
Triple H: Oh, thank-uh you-uh! I-uh am-uh so --
* ...and gives Triple H the finger *
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How will Triple H react to the fan giving him the finger?!?
Is J.R. losing his mind?!?
What happened to Tris -- er -- Marc Llyod?!?
Find out on the next chapter of 'WhackDown!'!
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Author's Note: I will not add more chapters if I don't get good reviews. So, if y'all don't like the fic, I'm gonna delete this fic. Peace y'all.