Chapter 1! Woo-hoo! (confetti blast) just so you know this story will be told from Dib's POV. So yeah.
Dib in wonderland chapter 1: Down The Vampire Rabbit Hole
I hid in a bush staring out of my binoculars at the small rabbit hopping around. I was almost certain it was one of those vampire bunnies! I just had to wait a little for it to do something worth taping. Then that rabbit started hopping away!
I sure wasn't going to get any good notes if I lost sight of the vampire rabbit! I grabbed my equipment and started chasing it. I looked around. There it was. "AH-HA!" I yelled triumphantly. I started running towards it and it darted into a hole.
"You aren't getting away from me so easily!" I yell rushing towards the hole and peering in. It looks pretty deep. I've lost sight of the creature but a paranormal investigator such as me won't give up. I try to poke my head deeper which may admittedly not be the best idea but I certainly won't let it escape. Then I realize maybe I'm in a little TOO deep. I desperately attempt to climb out but to no avail until finally I completely slip.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah…" I start looking around and for some reason I'm still falling. This goes on for a couple hours until I yell: "How deep is this hole anyw-" then I fall flat on my face,
End of Chee-apter! (I hope someone gets that reference) So as you can see this chapter is really short. They'll probably all be but hey! Insert positive comment here!