IF U WANT TO REPLACE URSELF WITH STEVANIA, I TOTALLY WOULDN"T BLAME U!
My name is Stevania OCD Roco Dermia, and I have anmesia. I do not remember when I am from, or who I am.
my name is Stevania, and this is my story.
I wondered the woods, looking and looking, searching and search, looking and looking for something I did not know what it was. All I knew was that it was a he, and he had bronze hair. I am Stevania, and I am a beautiful tall girl with Platinum blond hair, gigantic boobs and fat legs. But people looked past my legs to my inner soul, which was much more tortured then my beautiful and smexxy face may have unusually let on.
As I wondered through the woods, sighing in euphoric disdain at my apparently missing-ment of memory, which was black as a hole in the ground except for a seriously hot man named Edward.
OHMYGOD, I remember his name.
Edward, Edward, Edward! Da, da, da, da, da, da ,da!
I sung to myself as I went along, my piercing blue-green eyes piercing the woods around me, killing a large equation of numbers of animals.
As the blood trickled around me, I looked down in the puddle to stare back at my reflection. I was seriously beautiful, and I was lost in my own beautiful reflection for a while until a bird hit me I the hair, distracted by my piercing beauty, which cut him in half when he hit me.
I picked up the bird and drank its still-warm blood. It was delicious to me, and suddenly I grew twenty foot tall, and stomped around the forest like King Godzilla. However, with some pains, I dropped back down, as a tree came down and hit a stupid, fugly brown-haired girl on the head. She was said,
"Like, ow, you stupid bitch," as her brains leaked out. I kicked her and ran away, angry at the stupid bitch for insulting me.
So, anyway, I was still running through the bushes (not those bushes, you perv!). Once I had come Lacrosse a wolf with russet looking fur, but I shot him down with lasers from my eyes.
Since I was beast at playing Halo, I knew how to survive in a forest. Unfortunately, I did not remember this because I had amnesia, you stupid! So, I lay under a bush when it was dark and went to sleep.
I slept hanging down from a tree, which made the blood rush to my head, which made me dizzy, which made me fall out, and I cracked the ground with my beautiful Blond head. The hole opened up, and it started to swallow the forrest. That fucking ugly bitch with the brown hair was squished between two trees. Once of her bones came flying at me. I caught it and wrapped it in my hair, to become more in theme with the forrest. Oh, I almost forgot!
I was wearing some khaki pants from GAP and a blue Versace shirt, which was ripped sexily. However, as my father abused me, I did have tortured soul, and cannot love anyone.
Finally, I tripped over a rock, and glided out of the foresst. There was a small house with a police people-taker in the driveway, and there were screams coming from the house, which was small and ugly. I bet that ugly brown-haired puta lived there.
I went into the house, because I was hungry, and went into the kitchen, pulling out a container of Ben and Jerry's.
Suddenly, I was surrounded by three vampires, only I didn't know that they were vampires, with pale skin except for one black guy. The black guy was French, and his name was LeRon. The others were named James and Victoria.
"YOU STUMBLED UPON OUR SECRET FEAST!" Victoria screamed at me.
"PREPARE TO DIE!" screamed James.
"I'M FUCKING HUNGRY, YOU STUPID WHORE!" screamed LeRon.
They pounced on me.
CLIFF HANGER!
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