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Yugi was exited about going to summer camp with Hiroto, Jounuchi, and yes, even Ryou. They boarded the bus, and Yugi sat with Ryou in the 3rd seat from the back. Hiroto and Jounuchi sat across from them.
The camp counselor stood at the front of the bus, droning out rules.
"This will be a twenty hour bus ride-"
Jounuchi and Hiroto were mortified.
"-there will be no eating on the bus-"
Jounuchi and Hiroto looked like they were about to cry.
"-And we will stop every four hours for bathroom breaks. You may talk with your friends, read, listen to music, or sleep. Does everyone understand?"
There was a dull mix of 'yes', 'yea', 'sure', and 'fine'. Someone yelled 'fuck you'.
Yugi had started a conversation with Ryou and Hiroto about what they had done over the summer so far. Jonu was still trying to get over the fact that he would have to go twenty hours without food.
"I went to a gaming camp earlier this summer", Yugi said.
"Twenty hours..."
"Um, that's nice, I suppose...". Ryou was falling asleep, and about to fall off the chair. Hiroto made sure that Ryou was asleep, then leaned over to him and said, "Hey, Yugi...Did you bring a bar of soap?".
Yugi looked confused. Well, more confused than usual, anyways...
"Uh, yeah. Why, do I smell? Or did you forget to bring yours?"
"...Without food..." Jonu's eyes started to glaze over. "I need nourishment...Like Twinkies 'n' coke 'n'.....other good stuff!" Jonu was trying to keep drool from coming out of his mouth.
Hiroto pretended not to know him. "Ah, like I was saying, I need a bar of soap because I want to stick it in Ryou's mouth. Have you ever noticed that he sleeps with his mouth wide open? I've always been so tempted to put something in there!".
"No, you cannot have my bar of soap to stick in Ryou's mouth, that's mean!"
"Mwau-ha, little Yugi-boy, I have brought an extra bar of soap, but it will come at the cost of your Milleni-"
"Shut up, you stupid control freak! Or I will eliminate you with my Blue Eyes!"
Hiroto and Jounuchi turned around to find that Malik Ishtal and Seto Kaiba were sitting behind them!
"Hey, it's that funky dude that possessed me, that Malik guy!", exclaimed Jonu. "I'm gonna get you for that....Someday...."
"I AM NOT A FUNKY DUDE I AM MALIK ISHTAL LEADER OF THE RARE HUNTERS HOLDER OF THE MIL-"
Seto Kaiba rolled his eyes and said, "No. One. Cares." and placed a hand over Malik's mouth. "How did I get stuck on a bus ride with him? Or any of you, for that matter?", asked Seto Kaiba.
Ryou finally fell off the seat, to the great amusement of Malik, Jonu, and Hiroto, and Seto. He woke up, looked around, and asked how long they had been in the bus.
Seto looked at his fancy, 1,000$ watch. "Oh, about an hour or so."
"How many more hours until the bus stops?"
Yugi calculated four minus one on his left hand. "Uhhh, it's...Three more hours. I think...."
Ryou gulped. "I have to use the bathroom."
Hiroto supressed a snicker. "How bad, man?" he asked.
"Um, very... very badly".
Jonu glanced sympatheticly at Yugi and said, "Hey man, we can probably squeeze three people in on this seat. Hiroto, move over, dammit!"
Malik grinned and started singing"
"When I was a wee wee tot, they took me off my wee wee cot
and put me on my wee-wee pot to see if I could wee or not!"
"I would join you, but I have more dignity than that. But you keep singing.", chuckled Seto. Malik grinned. "No, no, no. Join me in singing or I will take over your mind with my Millenium Rod here in my backpack! ...Wh-where is it? WHERE DID MY ROD GOOOO????"