'Diva, Much!'

Part One

By: KaoriNeko

Note: I'm not really sure what Jerry's last name is, so I made it up! ;

Sam collapsed onto the steps of Beverly Hills High. She, Clover, Alex, Mandy, and Britney had just finished a mission. A crazed scientist was kidnapping the rulers of all the countries around the world, so he could place micro-chips in their brains and make them control their countries the way he wanted.

"I am so tired!" Sam sighed, wiping the sweat from her brow. They were actually just dropped from an airplane.

"I know! These missions get harder and harder!" Mandy said. They climbed up the steps together to the beautiful Greek temple style High School.

The group of girls, now best friends after the two new spies were added on the team, walked through the halls, girls greeting them and boys praising them. They were the most popular girls at Bev High, everyone had to love them.

But today, someone was about to move in on their territory, in school and in WOOHP.

The Girls trudged through the halls to Science class, they sat down in there usual seats. Alex next to Clover and Sam, and Mandy next to Britney.

"Okay, today we will start our Science projects on the anatomy of a squid, meaning at the end of the unit, we'll be dissecting squids." Mrs. Yourke said. When the class heard the words, 'Dissect and squid' in the same sentence, they groaned an unpleasant groan.

"I will now announce the partners," Mrs. Yourke said. Finally she said. "Samantha and Alexandra, Britney and Mandy, and Clover and Hillary." Clover stood up from her chair so abruptly that the metal clamp on her halter top got caught on Alex's necklace, pulling her up with her blonde friend.

"What? Alex, Sam, and I are always partners!" Clover shouted, not caring if her brunette friend was choking at her side.

"Well, it's Beverly Hills High School's policy for Science groups to come in two."

"Can't you just tweak it for us?" Clover said, walking up to the teacher. She kneeled down bringing Alex along with her. "Oh, what's up Alex?" Alex unhooked herself from her best friend and walked back to her seat.

"By the way, who is this Hillary person?" Britney asked Mrs. Yourke. At that very moment the door to the classroom swung open. A girl stepped in wearing a orange Prada mini-dress, a Samantha Thavasa bag swung on her shoulder, she even was wearing the new sexy, big Chanel glasses.

"Um, hi, I'm Hillary Christian. The new student from New York City." She walked over to Mrs. Yourke, her Gucci stilettos clicking. She smiled and handed her a paper with her name and other info. She was very beautiful, she had pale skin and white blonde hair. She had bright light blue eyes which radiated beauty.

"Hillary, meet your partner, Clover."

Hillary smiled and shook Clover's hand.

"Are you a natural blonde or is it dye?" Hillary whispered. She clicked over to a stool and patted the one next to her waiting for Clover.

"Diva, much!?" Clover said.

When class ended the teenagers filed out of the classroom. The Girls headed off to the lunchroom and sat down.

"So, what do you think of that Hillary girl?" Mandy asked as she took a bite of her veggie burger.

"You mean Diva?" Clover responded.

"She seems okay to me!" Sam said.

"Who does?" The Girls turned around and saw Diva smiling at them.

"O-oh, hi!" Birtney said, stumbling on her words. She was so nervous, she hoped the girl hadn't heard what Clover called her. She knew what it was like having someone not like you, just a while ago, Alex despised her.

Hillary sat down next to Mandy, "So girls, what are we chatting about today?" Clover opened her mouth to say something mean, but the table suddenly flipped over and the girls were speeding through a long tube.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" They all screamed in terror. After a good few minutes all six girls landed in separate chairs. Alex in a yellow one, Clover in a red, Britney in a blue, Mandy in a purple, Sam in a green, and Hillary in an orange chair.

"What is she doing here?" Clover screamed, pointing towards Hillary. Hillary got up from her chair and walked next to Jerry.

"Glad you asked girls," Jerry said turning around. "This is my daughter, Hillary from New York City. That's where my family is." The gray old English man said. Clover fell off of her chair and onto the ground.

"DAUGHTER?"

Jerry nodded and hugged his blonde daughter. Clover climbed back into her red chair and Hillary sat back down in her chair.

"On a more serious note," Jerry began, suddenly a large screen dropped down behind him and a map of the world appeared. " The best cosmetologists, or plastic surgeons as you Americans say, around the world have gone missing over the course of two weeks. We are not sure if it is a kidnapping or a coincidence. But we need you all to check it out. Here are you gadgets for today, the laser-cutter lipstick, jet-pack backpacks, M-ray sunglasses, Thermo-heat Hairdryers, an I.A.P, or an Image Altering Pendant, earring communicators, and our newest gadget…" Jerry said, he pressed a button on his desk and a woman wheeled in a small metal cart.

"They just finished manufacturing them, sir." The woman said, she left the cart and exited Jerry's office.

Jerry picked up the tiny gadgets from the cart, he opened his mouth and began to speak but someone interrupted.

"Wait! That's a hairpin!" Alex screamed.

"I know, but it's actually a Hairpin Tracker. You place this anywhere on a person's body and through a GPS satellite, it tracks them. You can pull up the person's coordinates."

"Wow! …I WANT THE KITTY ONE!!" Mandy shouted, scrambling for the kitty hairpin.

"GIMME THE PUPPY!!"

"I WANT THE PANDA!"

"Girls, girls, calm down." Jerry said. The girls clipped the pins in their hair and went back to their seats. "You will first be going to Italy, Milan to be exact."

"Oh, my God! Milan, they have the best shopping!" Clover and Hillary said. Clover glared at the other blonde when she heard herself being copied.

"So, how will we get there this time, 'Jer?" Sam questioned, crossing her arms over chest.

"Only the best for my girls! First class!" Jerry said, he walked over to a pedestal with a large red button. He pressed it and the girls' chairs sprang up. They were injected into a small rocket. Britney looked down out of the window and saw Jerry waving, she stuck up her middle finger as the rocket blasted off at high-speed.

"I hope you can handle what we do, our missions are totally dangerous." Clover bragged, pointing her nose to the sky snottily.

"Oh, don't worry 'Clove, I used to do small missions in NYC, I think I'm ready for this." Hillary said, looking beautiful in her orange WOOHP jumpsuit.

"Jerry really didn't tell us where to start…" Mandy said, pushing back her dark locks from her eyes.

"Well, maybe we should try a cosmetology office." Britney said sarcastically.

"But how will we find one?" Alex said, slumping down in the middle of the cobblestone street.

"Well, first we just have to look up." Sam said. She pointed her green gloved finger to the billboard off in the distance.

It read: DR. GUCCELLO, GET A LIFT IN THE FACE OR IN ANY OTHER PLACE!

"Ewwww…"Clover and Mandy said.

"The address is 125 Celloccio Circle." Sam said, recording it in her Commpowder.

The girls walked until they found Celloccio Circle, a large white building stood in the center of the circle. A large sign read: Cosmetology Offices of Dr. Guccello

The spies entered the office and walked right up to the main desk.

"Hi, is Dr. Guccello in today?" Sam asked politely. The beastly woman behind the desk shook her head furiously, her gray bouffant swinging.

"Well, do you know when he might be in?" Hillary questioned.

The Bouffant Lady shook her head, 'no', again.

Suddenly Clover saw the large, muscular guards walking around the halls.

"What does a doctor's office need guards for?" Clover asked as the exited the building.

"I dunno, but something important must be going on." Alex said. Suddenly the door to the building opened and six guards walked out and blocked the door.

"I have an idea…" Britney said. She snuck up behind the guards and karate chopped them all in the neck. The butch guards fell to the ground with a large 'thud'. Britney held her pendant over one of the guards and scanned his DNA. She pressed a button on the I.A.P and turned into the man she just scanned. The only way you could tell it was her was by her blue hair.

The other girls followed suit and entered the building. They walked up to the Bouffant Lady again and they let them passed. The spies waved to the guards as the walked down the ornately decorated hallways. Finally, they were standing in front of a large door.

"What's going on?" Alex said in her manly voice. A scream suddenly erupted from the closed room.

Alex kicked open the door and cart wheeled into the room. The rest of the girls…er…guys, followed. They changed back into their girl forms and searched the room. No one was there.

"I swear I heard a scream…" Alex whispered.

"Look at this… the carpet is singed…" Sam said, rubbing the regal plush carpet.

"And the guards are all gone…" Britney said looking out the door.

"What's this?" Clover said, she showed the rest of the girls what she found. It was a small metal box, well at least half.

"I have a theory girls," Hillary said, she was standing in a corner with her arms crossed. "That box, that 'Clove found, is a part from some kind of machine…"

"Duh!" Clover said.

"But that doesn't explain the carpet." Sam said.

"Think about this, this is Dr. Guccello's office, there was a scream and now no one is here."

"But the Bouffant Lady said he wasn't here." Mandy said.

" It's a cover-up. Go downstairs and check if she's still there…" Hillary said. Mandy ran out of the large room. Two minutes later, Mandy ran back up; out of breath.

"No one…" she said.

"She was right!" Alex said.

"Anyway, the reason the guards were here and the Bouffant didn't let us pass was because they were working for whomever kidnapped the Doctor."

"But, how does that explain the ashes on the carpet?" Sam interrogated,

"This box that Clover found, was the thing that kidnapped Dr. Guccello. All the Doctor had to do was step in this very spot," Hillary continued, kneeling down next to the burnt carpet. "And poof, he was gone."

"That still doesn't explain the ashes!" Clover said impatiently.

"Yes it does," Hillary took the metal box from Clover's red gloved hands. "You see, this is only half of the machine. After the Doctor was kidnapped, the machine exploded, to cover up it's tracks."

"But what the manufacturer didn't know was that after the detonation…" Britney began.

"That the explosion would leave behind the end of the machine and the singed plush carpet." Sam finished.

"Who exactly is this manufacturer?" Alex questioned, studying the machine.

Mandy snatched the machine from Alex and looked it over, she dusted off the ashes and gasped, "Gibbersly Bots Inc."

Hillary flipped open her Commpowder.

"Dad, can you look up 'Gibbersly Bots Inc.'?" Jerry turned his chair around and began to type on his computer. He turned back around to face Hillary.

"Gibbersly Bots Inc. is located in Dublin, Ireland. I'll send you the directions now…oh, and your transportation should be arriving soon." Suddenly a jet plane landed in the parking lot. Hillary, being the daredevil, jumped out of the eleven story building and landed on the jet.

"How the he-" Alex said. But before she could continue, the rest of the girls, minus Clover and herself, were jumping out.

"Why is everyone copying her, like she's the cool or something…" Clover said, waving her hand. She opened her eyes and saw Alex climbing out the window.

"Hey!" Alex jumped and then Clover followed her. They landed amazingly soft on the 'Flower Power' Jet Plane. They climbed through the door on top and got in their respectively colored chairs.

"Girls, ready for take off?" Sam asked, she was on the controls once again. All six of them nodded and Sam pressed a few buttons and the plane whirred to life. The jet began to raise from the ground and soon the plane was flying swiftly through the clouds, headed for Dublin.

End of Part 1!!!

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