Pokémon Funshots
A legendary encounter
The Magnetrain was filled with people. Why? Because the Kanto Champion Red and the Johto Champion Ethan bought tickets for the train. Ethan was declared as the strongest trainer ever, beating even Red. None of them knew that they were going to meet on the train. None of them knew they were going to explode.
At the train, Ethan was exploring, when he found Red.
"YOU?" shouted Red, "OF ALL PEOPLE IN THIS DANG HUGE WORLD, I HAD TO MEET YOU?
"Woah, relax. It was just a battle, nothing more."
"IT WAS THE BATTLE WHERE I LOST MY POSITION AS THE BEST TRAINER IN THE WORLD! IT WASN'T JUST A BATTLE!"
"Alright, alright. Go easy bro."
"Ok, I'll shut up ya BIG IDIOT!"
"WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? I'M TRYING TO BE FRIENDLY TO A LOSER LIKE YOU AND YOU AREN'T GRATEFUL?"
"AARRRRRRRGH! LET'S HAVE A BATTLE FIST TO FIST THEN!"
The crowd was watching the amazing battle. They were really angry. Like, really really angry. Ethan punched Red in his stomach while he was punching Ethan in his face. Such stupid persons. I mean, what's on to fighting eh? It's pointless.
"EAT THIS!" shouted Red when he kicked him to the other side of the train. "Ha! That was nothing. THIS IS SOMETHING!" shouted Ethan when he punched his face.
A person came running to where the fight was held. He watched the battle and he was very entertained. But there was an interruption…
"ZOMG, THAT GUY HAS A BOMB!"
"ZOMG, THAT GUY IS SMOKING NEAR THE BOMB!"
"ZOMG, HE LIT THE BOMB!"
Red, without hearing the people, pulled out his supah powerful magnet to pull Ethan's Pokégear, pulling Ethan to the process, being free to punch him. When that happened, he dragged the bomb as well.
"ZOMG, RED WILL SAVE US!"
"YAY!" said the crowd.
"What are you talking about?" asked Red when the crowd was leaving to other wagon. He saw the bomb and then saw Ethan with a WTF? face. He tried pulling out the magnet, but as he said, it was supah powerful. Ethan glared him, "I hate you."
BOOM!
"OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT !"
Author Notes: I hope you LOVED it! Not liked it, love it. This will be a series filled with funny oneshots with no story. Well… maybe I will include a little story arc, but it won't be serious. By the way, I'll have 2 OC'S, plus Yellow. One will be named Y and she will be N's cousin. And the other one will be called Gray. Read and Review!