Ding Dong, Bin Laden's Dead!

by Wayens

What if Munchkins were to sing of Bin Laden's death instead of the Wicked Witch of the East?

sing to Wizard of Oz's "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead!"

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ding dong Bin Laden's dead

Bin Laden's dead

Bin Laden's dead

ding dong Bin Laden's really dead!

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Hear how they smoked him out

around about

the compound's ground,

right next to clueless tweeter's bed!

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Yo ho! Nobody wants the bast-

ard's lifeless shell,

so seaward threw the dark man's bod-

y. Start the cheering!

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ding dong The 10 years past

paid off at last

the culprit's blast!

ding dong Bin Laden's fin'lly dead!