The Yugioh Hotel
Seto Kaiba wasn't sure where he was. He was at some sort of hotel resort. The sign outside said it was the "Yugioh Hotel." As Kaiba walked in he was greeted by an effeminate Egyptian teenager.
"Hello! My name is Marik Ishtar and welcome to the Derek Stiles Hotel. We have a sauna... of doom! Come with me on a tour!" Marik exclaimed.
"Fine whatever," Kaiba responded. They walked through some hallways and arrived at a large room.
"Here we are at our recreational facility. It has a pool, three lawn chairs, and eight microwaves." Marik explained. Just then a brown haired teenager came out of the pool.
"Hey! Someone just pooped in the pool!" He yelled.
"Tristan, you're the only one who's been in the pool!" A blond teenager near him responded.
"Oh, whoops! Hey Joey, what's a pool?" Tristan asked.
"Moving right along!" Marik yelled. Marik and Kaiba walked down a different hallway and walked into one the rooms. "Here we are at one of our world famous hotel rooms!" Marik yelled obnoxiously.
"If they're so famous then why haven't I ever heard of this hotel before?" Kaiba complained.
"Don't you ever insult the Miles Edgeworth Hotel again!" Marik yelled. "Anyway, each of our rooms is equipped with three TV's! Marik explained. "They don't work but there's a sauna in each of the nine and a half pillows! Oh hey Bakura what are you doing here?" A teenager with long white hair and no pants on was standing before them. "Bakura, why aren't you wearing any pants?" Marik asked.
"Marik this is my room!" Bakura screamed. "Get out before the fan girls get the wrong idea! I think I already hear one squealing." Marik and Kaiba left the room and walked past a restaurant labeled the Jiraiya Express. A man with long silver hair was standing outside of the restaurant handing out samples of Gorgonzola cheese. His name tag read "Pegasus".
"Kaiba boy! Could I interest you in a sample?" Pegasus asked.
"No, and please stay away from me." Kaiba responded, glaring at the man. Marik and Kaiba walked down a hallway and arrived back in the lobby.
"So, how do like the hotel? Isn't it just delicious?" Marik asked.
"NO!" Kaiba yelled. "This is the worst hotel I've ever been to! It doesn't help that you keep changing the name of the hotel. I hope this place goes out of business!"
"Oh come on, why do you say that?" Marik asked Kaiba.
"Well," Kaiba explained. "It's because I love you Marik!"
"Oh I love you too Kaiba!" responded Marik.
And they lived happily ever after, until they found out that the hotel was actually Grandpa Muto's stomach.