I do NOT own anything, I wish I did . And I'd like to say thank you to Miss_Barbara for her help.

Friendship's Little Perk

By Leslie M. Weston
November 16, 2009

"I don't get it, why is it every time I meet someone nice they turn out being a psycho or a witness to a crime? I never can get a break. Maybe it's me; maybe I'm a magnet for those kinds of women." He complained "I mean I just want to find a nice girl, someone who's not out to take your money because it's fun, or someone who's just using you to get to someone else, is that too much to ask for?"

Abby just looked at McGee as he finished his venting and sat down in one of her swivel chairs.

"You will Timmy. I know you will." Abby said looking sympathetically at him.

"Maybe I should just join a monastery!" McGee mumbled.

Abby nodded her head nonchalantly with a little sigh; there was only one thing she could think to do that would make him feel better. She walked into the office area of her lab, she grabbed something off the shelf where she kept her stereo, and gave a small smile before returning to her heartbroken friend.

"Here you go!" she said handing him the soft object gaining a raised eyebrow from him. "Go on, you know you want to, you know it will make you feel better." Abby added after she saw the confused look on his face.

McGee sighed and with one squeeze the object admitted a large and very loud fart sound, McGee's face broke out into a smile.

"See! I knew that would work." Abby said triumphantly as McGee gave Bert back to her.

"It did, thanks abs!" he said kissing her cheek, while she sipped from the Caf-Pow he brought her.

McGee started to walk from the lab, but stopped and turned around.

"Hey abs!" he said

"Yes?" Abby said turning around from her computer with Bert still in her arms.
"You wanted to know about Eric before?" The smile that spread across her face answered his question. "He's cool, you'll really like him." he told her before leaving.

McGee gave a chuckle when he heard the squeal come from the lab followed by the loud music. He gave another chuckle as he watched the elevator doors close.

Fin