This is a clam little chat that I am having with Sakura and Sasuke. If you like any of these characters a little then I would suggest not reading. All bashers welcome. I will just be going over my views of the obvious flaws of the character's personalities. I will be using my name Nara.

Disclaimer- I do not own Sasuke or Sakura, because if I did then Naruto would pown Sasuke every episode and Sasuke would die in the fight between her and Sasori.

WARNING- All who actually like Sasuke or Sakura DO NOT READ.

Thank you and enjoy.

A Calm Chat

No POV

Nara walked into the small coffee room, see the two most idiotic, and useless characters in team 7.

"Hello," She said, almost covering her hatred of the two in front of her.

They gave nods, to her presence not really caring that the other was in the room.

Nara then blew it, not that she really had it before, but what ever she had left…suddenly went on vacation.

"Why are you such an arrogant bastard, you faggot."

"Who, are you calling arrogant, bitch." he replied, either choosing not to hear the rest of the sentence, or not thinking it was true.

"You are and that is how the author made you, why don't you actually try to stop being Mr. Avenger for three seconds. Think about it, then you would have more screen time then Naruto, and actually have a halfway decent life. There are many things that you could do instead of thinking of every detail in which you will kill your brother."

Sasuke looked like he was dieing, gasping in needed gulps of air, taking each verbal assault to the stomach.

"More screen time then Naruto?" He questioned doubtfully.

"Yep, there are lots of things that you could be thinking of."

"Like what?" He asked really forgetting the comments of his attitude.

"Like how to improve your attitude maybe?" I told him, another grotesque look crossed his face. Another blow, go Nara.

"I don't want to do that." he complained with a pout. She shook her head at his antics thinking 'you can never take the boy out of his past, and cant create a new one.'

"Well you know that if you actually had some friends on the show, then they could help you kill your brother. Even if everyone thinks your crazy, at least one of them will help. Especially your fangirls, if you converted all of your fangirls into Itachi fangirls not only would you not have to deal with them but you could also kill him. It would drive him insane. You already are so fangirls kind of just help you along onto your mental breakdown."

By the fangirl bit Sakura was already on her knees balling.

It was her turn to get a gulp of the truth.

"Yes Sakura mental breakdown. Guess what? You helped him with that little problem."

By this time, Sasuke was brooding, but he stayed so she would stay and hear all of the problems with her character. Then I could move back along to Sasuke because we all know he just need the attention. When I'm done with her she will probably leave without her precious Sasuke.

"OK Sakura. You are useless. You might have some fans in the beginning when they thought you were cute and spunky and one of the four girls on the show. Then you turned to be a crazed Sasuke fan. So either they wanted to destroy you to get to him, or hated you because you were in love with the broody emo guy, who would treat you worse then dirt.

Then if you still had one or two fans left all respect was gone before the Zabuza arc when the first mission was collecting bells. You squealed like a little fangirl and fainted. That was when all respect was lost. People still liked you because somehow you managed to be stuck with the two main characters.

Then when you got into the Zabuza arc you were named completely useless, because instead of trying to fight anyone, you stayed and "protected" (AN: complete air quotes) with the old guy. I am seriously surprised you just didn't pull out a deck of cards and started to play go fish. Nothing absolutely nothing you can do actually contributes to the show, I don't know why the author killed most of the Akatsuki off but forgot about you."

Before Nara could get into her rant, because like Sasuke she could go on and on about her absolute uselessness. Really why didn't he just kill her off.

Nara was red in the face from talking for to long and Sakura had puffy red eyes from crying. Thankfully none of her sobs were loud enough that you couldn't here the main points of her rant.

She turned back to Sasuke who was laughing at Sakura's retreating backside. Hoping that she didn't return for fright of more of Nara's ranting.

Nara looked the raven boy right in the eye and screeched "YOUR NO BETTER!"

This took Sasuke back, thinking that Sakura was the one that was going to be on the receiving end of her wrath, he was wrong by a long shot.

"Sasuke Uchiha, why do you act like you know everything?"

"Because I do." He answered, trying to sound convincing.

"Why do you act like you're the main character?"

"Because the story line revolves more around me then Naruto, but the author decided to name the books/animes after him because he gets more screen time, even if I'm hotter."This took Nara back, she stared at him in mock shock.

"Sasuke, this was what we were talking about earlier, about you thinking that you know everything, but know nothing. Your ego is bigger then your head, in which we need to knock it down a few notches."

"The author made me like this I cant help if I am a moody bastard."

Shocking. He knows his own personality problems. I bet he doesn't know all of them, Nara will have to help him with this.

"You choose to be a moody bastard because you think that all of the screen time, that you have will make you look better by saving Naruto, who is way more powerful then you.

And another thing, you know from the beginning that you are going to kill Itachi one way or another. There is no way you are going to die, no matter how badly beaten because you are a main character, deeming you special. Maybe you and the author should get a reality check, but that will come later. I could give you one to, but this fan fiction is not about that so…back to what we were talking about.

"Sasuke your inability to do anything for yourself, is almost depressing. You obviously don't want to start anything, so you just finish Naruto's fights and become a hero in all of your fangirl's eyes. If you are so annoyed with fangirls, then why do you voluntarily hang out with Sakura, who we both know it. Is stalking you when you turn around. Haven't you seen her at your house, or all of your used tissues, and trash empty and then finding the stuff on e-bay. Even if you don't know it, you don't see your fangirls gossiping over that stuff and parading it around. "

Sasuke shook his head. The replied "No." an almost confused tone laced into his word.

Nara smirked then screamed "Then you're an Idiot!"

Sasuke felt like dirt. It was working.

Nara walked over to Sasuke punched him hard and he fell unconscious. "You also don't know how to take a hit."

Then she left the boy to be devoured by one of his fangirls.

I hope all Sasuke haters like this, and the Sakura. Sorry if it was stupid. I don't want any flames about Sasuke/Sakura being the best either. Freedom of words. I also put a clear warning in the top. I don't like them get over it. I thought that there should be a story about someone taking apart their little unimportant hearts so I wrote it.

For all who enjoyed hearing the two please review. All who review gets to stab either one anywhere. I would also like to know if I should rant about other characters. Please tell me what you guys think.

Nara Yumi-Out. :0