k so I was reading other fanfictions and there was one for facebook and I was like do they have one for dance central? So… if they don't here it is! Woo.

Disclaimer: I do not own dance central on any of my stories.

Warning: lots of potty mouth

Glitch is now friends with Mo

Glitch posted on Mo's wall: "Yeah! My first facebook! LET THE FIGHTS BEGIN."

Mo: "You know facebook isn't all about fighting right?"

Glitch: "Your dancing sucks eggs"

Mo: SHUT THE HELL UP. I CAN TEAR YOU UP ANYDAY.

Glitch: YOU SHUT UP. YOU DUMB BITCH.

Mo: Well played. :-I

….

Glitch is now friends with Emilia and Bodie

Glitch posted on Emilia's wall: "WASSUP"

Emilia: NOOTHIINNN! Just playin my XBOX

Glitch: "You haven fun dancing with Bodie?"

Emilia: "Yeah" :D

Glitch: "Why is Bodie not wearin a shirt?"

Emilia: "He got hot so- wait… HOW DA HELL DO YOU KNOW THAT?!"

Glitch: "…"

Bodie: "I can see Glitch out the window XD."

Glitch: "I just got bored… :I"

Emilia: "Stalkerrrrrrrrr…."

Glitch: "I love you too" 3

Bodie: "…."

….

Glitch is now friends with Aubrey

Glitch has updated his location to Toy store

Aubrey posted on Glitch's wall: "Why are you at the toy store?"

Glitch: "Buyin my LEGO's and action figures… DUH."

Aubrey: "What do you mean by 'duh'. ARE YOU SASSING ME?"

Glitch: "YEP. I AM."

Aubrey: "SO YOU ARE SASSING ME."

Glitch: "DERRRR!"

Aubrey: "Oh really! Then no more misses nice girl. IT IS ON."

Glitch: "Really? Ha you cant get me! I'm at the toy store :D. WHAT NOW!"

Aubrey: "You know I have little sisters right?"

Glitch: "What da hell does that have to do with anything?"

Aubrey: "They sent me to get them toys… turn around. (p.s I just filed my nails)"

Glitch: "O shit…"

Aubrey: "no shit…"

...

Glitch updated his status

"BRB… gettin an ass whoopin." :'(

….

Emilia posted on Aubrey's wall

Emilia: "Y did I just see Glitch run down the street screaming 'MY ASS HURTS LIKE HELL!'"

Aubrey: "Why do you assume it was me?"

Emilia: "Ur wall." :T

Aubrey: "Ok I gotta admit. I beat his ass." :P

Emilia likes this

Emilia: "OMG."

Aubrey: "What?"

Emilia: "I have finally corrupted your ASS. YOU KNOW HOW LONG THAT FUCKING TOOK ME. YOU. CAN. FIGHT. NOW."

Aubrey: "…."

Mo: "Why is Glitch screaming in the apartment and rubbin his ass?"

Emilia: "Read her wall"

Mo: "YAY. YOU are finally corrupted. But now I gotta get band aids for Glitch's cuts and icyhot for his ass. Well played Aubrey… well played."

Aubrey: :D

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Glitch is now friends with Tiyanna

Glitch sends Tiyanna a private message: "Mo's not gonna be at the apartment T. ;)"

Tiyanna sends Glitch a private message: "Oh really… so your home alone."

Glitch sends Tiyanna a private message: "MMHMM… so we can do anything we want ;D"

Tiyanna sends Glitch a private message: "So you mean…"

Glitch sends Tiyanna a private message: "Yep…"

Tiyanna sends Glitch a private message: "SO WE CAN PLAY HIDE AND SEEK IN THE WHOLE APARTMENT!?"

Glitch sends Tiyanna a private message: "I KNOW RIGHT I AM SO FRIGGIN EXCITED. DON'T TELL MO HE. WILL. RUIN IT!"

Tiyanna sends Glitch a private message: "OK OK. I CANT WAIT. LIKE OMG."

Glitch is now friends with Angel

Angel posts on Glitch's wall.

Angel: "I hear you got beat up by Aubrey. Ha :D you got beat by a girl."

Glitch: "…"

Angel: "Guess what. I was arm wrestling Bodie and I won. I can win fights :P"

Glitch: "So whats wrong with me being a beat by a girl? Bodie was just arm wrestling a girl and just got beat by one!"

Angel: "You bitch."

Glitch: "MANWHORE."

Aubrey and 3 others like this

Angel: "…"

Glitch: "I rest ma case."

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Glitch updated his stautus

"OMG GUYS I'M AT THE CENTRAL STATION AND THIS MAN IS STARING AT ME AND I FEEL SO FUCKING CREEPED OUT. OMG HE KEEPS DOING IT. HE IS SMILING. SSMMMILLINNGG! HE IS WALKING UP TO ME! SOMEONE SAVE MY ASS! DAMMIT IM LOSING CONNECTION! SOMEONE"

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Emilia posts on Mo's wall

Emilia: "I think Glitch is about to get his ass raped."

Mo: "what."

Emilia: "GLITCH. IS ABOUT TO. GET RAAPPPPED."

Mo: "DAMMIT. I SEE GLITCH AND… he's coming towards me… why does he keep getting bigger?... oh- AAAH!"

Emilia: "Hello?"

Emilia: "HELLO?"

Emilia: "GODDAMMIT. IF YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED I WILL GO DOWN THERE AND PUNCH SOMEONE IN DA FUCKIN FACE."

Mo: "OKAY! OKAY! DAMN. glitch just ran into me. He needs to watch were he's goin."

Glitch: "ME! DUDE I WAS ABOUT TO GET RAPED."

Mo: "you still need to watch were you going…"

Glitch: "I hate you."

Mo: "I love you even more" :D

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Tiyanna sends Glitch a private message: "ok ready to start the game?"

Glitch sends Tiyanna a private message: "yep. I'm counting. ONE… TWO… THREE…"

Tiyanna sends Glitch a private message: "DANG. GOTTA HIDE, PEACE."

Glitch posts on Tiyanna's wall

Glitch: "I will find you. No matter what."

Tiyanna: "Yea right. I am a master."

Glitch: "Found you."

Tiyanna: "Dammit…"

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Mo posts on Glitch's wall

Mo: "What were you and T. doing?"

Glitch: "ok, ok. We were playing hide and seek…"

Mo: "Wow. You still play dat game? Its for babies."

Glitch: "You wanna play don't you?"

Mo: "OH MA GOSH. YES! I HAVENT PLAYED IN LIKE TEN YEARS. PRETTY PLEASE."

Glitch: "On one condition."

Mo: "OKAY WHAT."

Glitch: "you read me bed time stories again."

Mo: "…okay?"

Glitch: "YAY! Ok you can play."

Mo: :D!

Emilia: "wow…."

Glitch: "MO YOU DIDN'T PRIVATE MESSAGE!"

Mo: "neither did you…"

Glitch: "everyone's gonna see it!"

Mo: "yea right."

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Mo: "Damn…."

WOO! FINALLY FINISHED. I am so tired. PRETTY PLEASE REVIEW. I NEED INSPIRATION. SO yea do it :P