The Black Butler and the Vampire Maid
Summary:After Ciel reluctantly hires a vampire to help him solve a huge crime, his life turns upside down. Not only for him, but for the whole manor. How will they ever survive this noisy, perverted, and practically psycho vampire?
*WARNINGS*
OCs
Randomness
Violence
Swearing
Retarded Crack Fic-ness
and Cookies
1. "Hen'na Kyuketsuki" (Weird Vampire)
"Sebastian, when will she be arriving?"Ciel asked, sitting on the chair as if he were the boss. Oh wait... He was the boss.
"Arrival is in 3 minutes and 45 seconds my lord."Sebastian said, checking his pocket watch. The sky was so clear today, and it had no chances of rain at all. Oh, never mind. Gray clouds started to form in the sky, thunder and lightning cracked.
"Sebastiiiiaaaann! Make her come faster! Wait... Hehe.. AHAHAHA!"Ciel burst out laughing at the dirty joke. Sebastian only sighed.
"HEYA GUISE! My names Rose Ikaro, the I is silent~ I'm your new master, so bow down before m-"the stupid vampire girl started, but Ciel and Sebastian both threw forks and knives at her.
"She's really annoying.. Do we HAVE to have her help?"Ciel whined.
"It's under the queen's orders my lord."Sebastian sighed.
"HEY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!"Rose shouted, coughing up a dangerous amount of blood.
"Oh lord, this is going to be a loooonnngg mission..."Ciel groaned.
I know it's short but that's my way of showing I love you all. Just kidding I hate each and every one of you with my cold black heart ^^ (again, kidding). Don't worry, the others will be longer. I have school to attend tomorrow, but Wednesday is the last day! Woot woot! MORE UPDATES! :) people from the J/C/HnKna side of fanfic should be happy, since it's been a while since I updated. Anyways, tootaloo~