Okay, this is a crazy idea that I thought of when I was well, I don't even know what I was on, but it's kind of funny. It's about my favorite people of all time, the X-Men, and they're going to do a musical of one of my favorite musicals of all time, Rocky Horror Picture Show! I don't own any of 'em. I wish I did though.

Xavier's School for the Gifted Presents The Rocky Horror Picture Show!

At Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters, many of the kids decided to have a movie night. They were all packed into the Rec Room staring at the huge big screen TV. They chose to watch Rocky Horror Picture Show.

"What's the movie about?" Rogue asked

"Well, it's about these people from . . . just watch," Bobby said, while putting in the DVD.

Everyone watched silently, well, except when they sang songs or danced to the "Time Warp". Once it was over they decided to watch their favorite parts again, which was all the singing and dancing parts.

Logan, Scott, Ororo, and Jean heard the commotion going on in the room. They walked into the room just when everyone was doing "the pelvic thrust that makes you go insai-yai-yai-iane".

"What are they doing?" Scott asked.

As if on cue everyone screamed, "Let's do the Time Warp again!!!!!"

"Oh, they're just watchin' Rocky Horror Picture Show," Logan said.

"Wait, you saw this movie before?" Storm asked puzzled.

"Yea, didn't you?"

"Wolvie, you saw Rocky Horror Picture Show?" Jubilee asked again with a baffled look.

"Why is it so crazy that I saw it?"

"Did you like it?" a kid asked from the floor.

"Well, err, yea"

"Do you know the songs?" another kid asked.

"Who doesn't?"

"I just got a brilliant idea!" Jubilee yelled as she ran back to the group of teenagers.

"Logan, what have you done?" Scott asked rather scared.

One Week Later

Jubilee ran to the teacher's table in the cafeteria at lunch. She had an I'm-up-to-no-good grin on her face.

"Hi guys!" she said cheerfully.

"What do you need?" Jean asked knowing she wanted something.

"Well, I was wondering . . . could we put on a musical?"

"That's a wonderful idea!" Ororo exclaimed. She was one of the greatest singers in the school. "The students and the faculty can join in. It will be fantastic!"

"Really? I can? SCORE!!! Wait the entire faculty? Ha Ha!"

"What's so funny?" Jean asked.

"You'll see. Don't forget, the whole faculty has to be in it. Ha Ha Ha!" she laughed as she walked off.

"Sometimes she scares me," Logan said.

Later That Day

Logan was walking around the hallways trying to get information about this whole musical thing. He ran into none other than Jubilee.

"Hey kid, what's this whole musical thing aboot?"

"I can't really say."

"Come on kid, just tell me if I haveta be in it."

"The whole staff is in it. But, since you are my favorite teacher, Wolvie, I'll let you pick your part. You haveta be a main character though."

"What!? I don't want to."

"Too bad."

"What's the musical?"

"Don't tell anyone okay?"

"What is it?"

"sighs Rocky Horror Picture Show."

"WHAT!?!?!?! Why that? I am NOT being Frank-N-Furter!"

"Okay, okay. Then who do you want to be?"

"No one."

"That isn't a choice."

"Yes, it is."

"Na-uhh. I'll tell everyone you're too afraid to do that. Jean will be so disappointed."

"Who's she playin'?"

"Well, we're not sure who any of the staff is playing except the Professor is gonna be Dr. Scott."

"Mind if I make a few suggestions?"

"Nope, but you haveta be in it. Oh, and Rogue is Janet Rice and Bobby's Brad Majors."

"Fine, okay . . ." He whispered his ideas in her ear.

"THAT'S GREAT!!! Thanks Wolvie!" she shrieked as she hugged him and ran to tell everyone the plan.

Later she posted a list of character lists.

Xavier's School for the Gifted Presents

ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW!!!

Staring

Bobby Drake as Brad Majors

Rogue as Janet Rice

Scott Summers as Dr. Fank-N-Furter

Logan as Riff Raff

Jean Grey as Magenta

Ororo Munroe as Columbia

Kurt Wagner as Eddie

John Allerdyce as Rocky Horror

Professor Xavier as Dr. Everett Von Scott

Everyone else as Extras

Directed by Jubilee

"Who's Dr. Frank-N-Furter?" Scott asked.

"He's a trans-mmf" Rogue started, but was cut off by Logan's hand over her mouth.

"He's a scientist," Logan answered.

"Oh, okay! Who are you? Riff Raff?"

"Yea, I'm your "faithful handyman," Logan said singingly.

"Ha! You're like my butler right? How great." He said as he started walking around to boast how Logan was going to be his servant.

"Logan, that's not all Frank-N-Furter is ya know," Rogue stated.

"Yea, but this is too great to go wrong. Sure I'll have to sing and dance, but it's all worth it if I get to see him as, how did they put it? Oh, a "Sweet Transvestite". What great blackmail this'll be, " he said grinning, "Besides that, Jean's Magenta right? This just keeps getting better and better!"

Lol. I hope ya like it. Just a goofy thought I had. Review and I'll keep going. Tanks!