Boolia's A Series of Unpleasant Events
Chapter 1
dora!
boots!
come on dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!
we need your help!
grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!
you can lead the way!
hey! hey!
do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!
swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)
it's dora the explorer!
"Hola, I'm Dora!" Dora said to the readers
"And I'm Boots!" Said her little monkey friend.
"And today," Dora explained. "We're going to go slide down the rainbow slide and help a little rainbow to find it's mommy? Do you want to help us?" She waited a few seconds.
"You do? Great!" She started heading towards the giant rainbow slide.
"Do you know what's rainbow in Spanish is?" She waited, then stopped.
"It's arco iris! Say it with me, arco iris! Bingo! You got it! Now come on amigos, we got to find the giant rainbow slide! Who will help us? Right, let's call the map, he'll help us!" The map hopped out of Dora's backpack and began to sing and dance.
"Oh I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the…" He was interrupted by Toadsworth who came onto the set.
"CUT!" He screamed. He went right up to Dora and Boots.
"Look Dora!" Cried Boots. "Uh oh! It's look's like we made Toathworth angry!"
"You're right Boots!" Than Dora looked at the readers. "Do you know what angry in Spanish is? Right, its…'
"WHO CARES! Toadsworh cried. "They can learn at school!" Toadsworth pushed Dora and Boots off stage. "Now move it, our readers are like teenagers and adults, they're not babies like Poof is!"
"Hey Dora, we're being taken away!" Boots told her.
"Right! We'll be back!" she said. "But first, do you know what baby in Spanish is? It's…
"EGNOUGH!" Than they were off stage, then the happy scene turned into a dull scene with a dreary sky. Dreary here meaning, dull and boring!
On a beach, three cartoons were enjoying themselves. There was Sandy, who liked to invent stuff. Orson, who liked to read. He sat against a tree reading Lord of the Flies. Lastly there was little baby Poof, who likes to shake his rattle and say "Poof, poof" a lot.
Sandy was helping Poof construct a sandcastle when I walked towards them with dreadful news! Dreadful meaning, well you go to school, why do I have to tell you? Use a dictionary for words you don't know you silly readers!
"Poof?" The little fairy baby asked; meaning, "Why is Toadsworth here? Shouldn't he be with mama and dada?" Orson, put his book in his pack. Sandy picked Poof up, then they all waited for me to tell them the horrible news.
"Cartoons." I told them when I had reached them. "I must inform you all about an extremely unfortunate event. Your parents, Lady Like and Sir Ebrum both perished in an enormous fire that burned your entire home!"
They both looked at each other like they were confused.
"That's illogical!" Orson told me. "Our parents would've never allow something like that happen to them!"
"Orson's right!" Sandy agreed. "I mean, a fire can't just happen, there got to be an explanation to this! How did the fire start?"
"I have no idea!" I admitted. "But follow me, and I'll show you!" The cartoons followed me to their now demolished mansion. I got ready to take them to their new guardian while they looked.
"Look Poof, it's our parents!" Sandy told the baby in her arms. She showed him a picture frame of their parent's wedding.
"Mama? Dada?" he asked, he stated developing tears in his eyes, then burst out crying. Sandy put down the picture frame, and cradled the crying Poof. Orson sighed.
"This isn't logical Sandy!" He said. "I mean, something has to happen with a reason! How did both of our parents die? I just don't get it!"
"I don't get it either!" Sandy responded. "This doesn't make sense even to me!"
"Ok cartoons!" I told them. "Hop into my jazzy new cab!" The now three orphan cartoons all looked awful when they went into my cub. I sighed, I tried to cheer them up, but how could you when you loved ones just died? I went into the cub, and started the engine.
I decided to tell them about their new guardian a while after I started driving.
"You all know you three can't take care of one another by yourselves!" I told them. "So I'm taking you three to your uncle Ganondorf to take care of you all and your enormous fortune!"
"We don't know a Gandondorf!" Sandy told me.
"Yeah!" Orson agreed. "You know you sound've take us to people we don't know! They might be dangerous!"
"Nonsense!" I said. "You don't know them, he might turn out to be a nice fellow!"
"Poof?" Poof asked, a while later ("Are we there yet?")
"No!" I answered.
"Poof? ("Are we there yet"?)
"No!"
"Poof? ("Are we…") I turned around.
"NOOOOO!" I shouted in the baby's face. He looked like he might cry again, but he just looked scared. Sandy picked him up and I turned back to driving. We remained silent for the rest of the drive.
"We'll here!" I told them when I parked the car. The orphans all unbuckled their seatbelts, and went outside. I got their bags from out of the trunk.
"Well hello there! You must be the orphans!" A voice greeted them. All of us looked at a friendly Roserade watering her plants. "I'm so sorry at what happened! If you need some snacks, my door is always open!"
"Do you live with Ganondorf?" Roserade looked at Sandy like she was nuts! Then she laughed a little.
"Oh no dear!" Roserade said. "That's the last place I want to be! Gandondorf lives over there!" She pointed her petal at a dark looking mansion. Sandy, Poof, and Orson all looked. They looked at it like it was a haunted house! It was dark, a Boo floated past it, there was a full moon in the background, and for some reason lighting flashed from the sky near it.
"Poof!" Poof sounded scared. ("I don't like the looks of this place. I wanna go home!") Poof then lays his head on Sandy's chest whimpering.
"There, there Poof!" Sandy consoled the frightened baby, rubbing his head. She too sounded a little scared herself!
All of us walked slowly, and then the door opened by it self! We walked in silently and slowly.