Addison Miller was the most famous teenager on the planet, don't tell Miley Cyrus though. She was the reason middle school boys across the country were ripping down their Hayden Panettiere shrines and replacing them with her picture. She was the reason millions of girls were dumping their boyfriends because they "couldn't compete with miss perfect". She was the reason people watched Blondes every Monday night at eight. As far as everyone was concerned, she was the reason the earth turned. And as far as her new equally famous boyfriend was concerned, she was the reason that . . . well, let's just say more than the sun came up when he saw her every morning. And what Hollywood starlet would be complete without a vicious enemy that was "like, really, really famous, but totally way more inspirational and role modelish than that scum bag" (don't flatter yourself, Miley). Oh yeah, it's not that Miley Cyrus doesn't want to hear that anyone is more famous than her. She just doesn't want to hear that Addison Miller is more famous than her. Ever since Addison's "Don't Be Like That" knocked Miley's "Party in the USA" out of #1, they've hated each other. Well, if I'm being honest, Addison hated Miley way before she even became famous. She used to rip out the Hannah Montana posters out of "Tiger Beat" and draw mustaches and devil horns on them. How do I know all this? I am Addison Miller.