It's Sasuke's birthday so I decided to write something...
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. I own most of the OCs though...
The younger Uchiha lay in his bed as the sun slowly peaks over the horizon. The sound of his even breathing was the only sound inside of his relatively empty house-
BANG-BANG-BANG!
"Oi Sasuke! What's with all of these presents on your lawn?!"
"Shut the hell up Naruto! I can freaking hear you down the street..." growled a girl with semi-short black hair with the right side of her bangs a deep crimson.
"Sorry Neechan but Sasuke won't open the door."
"Have you ever considered that he's sleeping? Oh, forget it..." She pulled out a straightened paper clip and picked the lock of the Uchiha's front door. "There."
"Thanks Neechan!" Naruto exclaimed before opening the door.
"I have a name you know... Tell Sasuke 'Happy Birthday' for me or something..." Kodoku sighed as she tossed him a package labeled: I don't know how old you are and I don't really care enough to ask. Happy Birthday. -風の コドク (Kazeno Kodoku)
"Birthday...?" Naruto muttered before grinning, "Oh right! I remember now!" The excited blond dashed into his teammate's house.
"How the hell did you get in Dobe?" Sasuke hissed as he found Naruto coming through his door.
"Neechan picked the lock. She got you this,"Naruto tossed him the package, "and said Happy Birthday."
Sasuke caught it with ease and read the label before tossing it on the table. A soft knock at Sasuke's open door drew their attention.
"I bought you something. Happy Birthday." said Yoju as she placed the bag on the table next to Kodoku's present and left. She walked past Sakura and Ino who were holding a brightly wrapped box and a bouquet of flowers respectively. A stampede of girls came running toward them causing the ground to shake. The begining of Hell has come...
"Sasuke-kun!"
"Run Naruto!" cried Kodoku as she fled across the Uchiha's lawn as another crowd of girls were coming from the side. Heeding her warning he ditched the doomed boy and followed the dark haired girl. The Uchiha began fleeing too while muttering,
"I hate my birthday..."
It's almost 2 in the morning and I'm bored. I hope that my cousin will be happy with this...