Title: Cleanliness
Series: Bleach
Parings: None whatsoever!
Disclaimer: Bleach belongs to Tite Kubo. However, if you were ever wondering what to get me for Christmas...
Summary: Dirt is a really stupid thing to die from, Yachiru thinks. Eleventh Division centric.
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Cleanliness
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It's among the general consensus of the Soul Society that the Eleventh Division headed up by Taichou Zaraki Kenpachi and Fukutaichou Kusajiri Yachiru is the worst, most disgustingly dirty and infested Division to of ever been in the entire history of the Seretei.
Yachiru frowns whenever she hears this.
The first time was because all the big words made no sense to her and she just had no idea what 'infested' meant. The second and following times was because that was just wholly untrue.
If anything, her division was the cleanest in Seretei! Or at least second only to the Fourth.
Though there was dirt in the ground since it was made of dirt, Fruity-head had made it absolutely clear when they first arrived, with a broom of all things, that dirt did not belong on floor of their Division nor on the walls or hands when it was time to eat. Because that was ugly and no one wanted to eat dirty food. Anyone found as such was subject to being incharge of cleaning the entire division for a week and put on laundry duty.
If they could walk after Funny Brows got done with them, that was.
Infact, the division probably had the most bathed shinigami in all of Sereitei too. Because when you trained as hard as you played like the Eleventh did, you needed a bath. A lot, as Yachiru had found out after a mud fight one afternoon. Plus bubbles were fun and no one wanted to have yellow teeth. Girls didn't really like them and if your teeth ever got black permanently it would hurt worse than having no candy ever-anymore-for-life!, Pachinko-head had explained when Yachiru had caught him flossing for the fifth time that morning.
And though there was bugs all around them outside, they were never infested with 'em. Ken-chan didn't like roaches, which was made painfully obvious when one day a roach crawled into his sake. A bunch of good alcohol. Wasted.
They had needed a new wall after that and Yachiru's favourite table with the funny face prints had been damaged in the process of 'exterminating it dead fer life'.
The Eleventh Division had never had any problems with rodents either, because most rodents were 'ugly' and were subject to being squashed after too many funny drinking games when people fell down and pretended to be dead. The mice eventually learned to stay clear.
So, it just made no sense to Yachiru whenever anyone claimed that the Eleventh Division was full of dirty, disgusting and infested people.
Because, really, if you ever got jumped by bandits because they could smell you from miles away and died because your sword was dull since you never cleaned it, then that was just stupid.
And her Ken-chan had no one respect for someone dying a stupid death, so neither did she.
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Cleanliness
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Oh, sweet sleep, how thyne beckons against insomnia's grasp! Er... Bleach seems to be taking over my brain currently, so, you know, enjoy the ride (and read!) and hopefully review? Thanks regardless, for making it this far!