Let's see what was I going to say? Oh yeah! In the story I'm 9 and my brother's 6. In reality I'm 13 and my brother's 12. This is kind of weird, like it's just random stuff that's funny. If anyone has any ideas for tormenting a baby sitter, tell me. Me and Jeff just fight w/ each other the whole time. We never did anything to the sitter, isn't that sad? Remember plez give me ideas and review!

Disclaimer: The Lord of the Rings, The Fellowship of the Ring an dthe characters and places therein The Saul Zaentz Company d/b/a Tolkien Enterprises under License to New Line Productions, Inc. All rights reserved. (I got that off the back of a book mark, isn't that cool)

Warning: No penguins were harmed in the making of this fic although Sean Bean was beaten…raped…and set a-flame.

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Chapter 1: First Impressions

The door bell rang at the Kingsbrook residence. Mrs. Kingsbrook went to answer it. An elf was standing on the porch, she had long dark hair, pale skin and blue (that look purple!!!) eyes.

The girl elf held out her hand and said, "Hi I'm Arawen. I hear to baby sit Allie and Jeff."

Mrs. Kingsbrook stepped back from the door to let Arawen in, "Hello, Allie is upstairs and Jeff is watching TV. We're already late for out plane. So we'll be leaving now. See you in three days!" (three days with Arawen…….so much damage so little time)

The parents left for their trip and Arawen went out to her car. Out of the trunk she pulled six suit cases. When Arawen came back inside she deposited her luggage at the foot of the stairs and went into the living room. Jeff was laying on the couch watching TV.

"Hey Jeff. What' ca doin'?" asked Arawen sitting in the lazy boy next to the couch.

"I dunno, said Jeff not looking away from the screen. (sadly Jeff is still like that)

"Do you want something to eat?" asked Arawen trying to start a conversation with the little boy. "Like ice cream or popcorn?"

Jeff shrugged his shoulders, "I dunno."

"I think I'll go see what your sister's doing" said Arawen leaving to go upstairs.

As Arawen was walking up the steps she thought she heard a faint 'I dunno'. she walked to the first room on the right. A girl about 9 was typing on the computer. Arawen sat in a chair next to the girl.

"Allie, is your brother always like that?"

"Like what? If you mean staring at the TV like a zombie. Then, yes he's always like that. You get used to it." said Allie all the while not taking her eyes off the computer screen. (that is the one similarity between me and Jeff, we both stair at a screen for longs periods of time)

"Oh," said Arawen. "Do you want to get off the computer and help me with you little brother? It's unhealthy to stair at something that long."

Allie opened her mouth to argue but thought better of it. She just got up leaving Arawen where she was sitting. Arawen sighed and followed the 9-year-old.

When Arawen came back down into the living room both kid were watching TV. Arawen stood in front of the TV with her arms crossed over her chest. It took a few moments for it to register in their minds that someone was blocking their view of Survivor.

"Hey get out of the way," said Jeff waving his arms to the left.

"Yeah!" agreed Allie. "We were watching that."

"I'm not moving until we have an agreement," said Arawen.

Both of them were silent for a moment then Allie spoke up, "What kind of agreement?"

Arawen smiled. Which send chills there both children.

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Ok, OK!! That sucked, I know. It will get better, hopefully. Aragorn, Legolas and the Hobbits will be in the next chapter promise. Send me ways to torment to Fellowship and don't worry they'll ALL some how be in this story. Tata for now, peace out people and REVIEW!!!!!!

~Allie G

ps - Kona and Morgon *thunder clap* wanted me to tell u that all flames will be torn to shreds but our bunnies of doom, Kona and Morgona!! *thunder clap* Kona and Morgona *thunder clap* will be more then happy to destroy any and all flames. Our bunnies r real just to let u know and we will do that to flames. Later!