The Raven and the Fox
It was a cloudy afternoon as Sasuke limped onto a rocky shore as ocean waves violently thrashed against the coast of a seemingly uninhabited peninsula. Naruto was draped over Sasuke's shoulder unconscious from a thunderous storm that happened a few moments earlier that day. Unfortunately they were the only ones to survive…
Sakura: hold up real quick. What do you mean; they were the only one's to survive!?
Me: Well, if you shut the hell up for a minute then it would've been explained by now.
Sakura: well fine then, you talk.
Me: thank you.
The boys just finished their first mission alone; they were supposed to deliver specially designed medications to an allied island nation off the coast of the Village hidden in the Snickers. Tsunade instructed Sakura to stay back in Konoha in order to help Rock Lee with his surgery recovery. While Kakashi – like many other jounin- was busy on higher ranking missions. After Naruto and Sasuke finished dropping off their supplies, they caught the first ship back home. About ¾ of the way there when a freak hurricane attacked the boat and lightning struck the mast, waves knocked against the side cannels.
Hinata: taps my shoulder um… I'm not sure if that's what it's called.
Me: Hold up! Where the fuck did you come from!?
Hinata: I'm sorry, I just-
Me: Why are you so damn quiet? Grow some Fuckin backbone!!
Hinata: well, ok then… I'll try
Me: It don't really matter I'll fix that in my next story. Besides I'm not so good with boats anyway.
Shikamaru: gawd, can we get on with the story already.
Me. What the he- I gotta cut back on my bad mouth, sighs fine… but the next person to interrupt me, I'll shove a kunai up their ass got it!?
Anyways, so Sasuke sat Naruto down on a less rock-infested part of the beach. Sasuke checked Naruto's pulse, it was normal. So he left to go find some firewood. Upon his return Sasuke made a small fire and a pallet made of leaves. Sasuke looked down at Naruto and himself to realize that most of their clothes had been swept away in the ocean's currents; Naruto was left there with only his half ripped-off black T-shirt, and Sasuke was wearing a pair of grayish-blue soaked boxer briefs. Sasuke gently brushed Naruto's wet, blonde hair with his hand. Naruto looked pale, so Sasuke felt his forehead… it was ice cold!
Sasuke performed CPR for about 10 min, but it wouldn't work. He had to resort to the only thing he could think of. Sasuke placed his hands beside Naruto's head, leaned over Naruto's body, and slowly bent over and gave Naruto mouth- to- mouth.
Naruto opened his eyes halfway to see a blurry image of Sasuke's body pressed against his. Naruto didn't move a muscle when he saw this, He just sat there embracing the warm, soft lips. When Sasuke got up, Naruto quickly closed his eyes again in order to try and trick Sasuke into another kiss. Sasuke placed his ear against Naruto's chest and heard his heart beating uncontrollably. Sasuke blushed a little bit when he found out what had just happened. But, while knowing that Naruto was awake… Sasuke gave him a kiss.
The raven hair tht lay apon Sasuke's head, stroked Naruto's cheek as Sasuke whispered to him "I know you're awake, so just get up already." Naruto imediately popped up, coughinp up a little water in the process. His face was red from emberassment that he got caught and also joy from the fact that Sasuke knew Naruto was attemptig to trick him... and instead of getting hit on the head, he got a kiss. " haha, i guess you caught me! but i gotta wonder what just happened."Naruto said. Sasuke, whou was now sitting beside him replied, "i really don't know, you started it... you had to almost drown, didn't you?!" "well, i didn't HAVE to, i just kinda happened."naruto remarked. "here, you need to cover up." sasuke said while handing naruto a jacket he found floating in he water. Naruto looked down to see what Sasuke meant... he quickly snatched the jaket from Sasuke's hand, but as soon as he started wrapping the jacket around his waist... " Wait! On second thought, don't put it on... i like you much better like that." Sasuke's voice getting softer as he leaned in and kissed Naruto again. Naruto then grabbed the pale white skin of Sasuke's arms and threw him to the ground. Naruto kissed Sasuke over and over again. Cheek, lips, neck... working his way lower and lower. S-
Kakashi: what's going on?
Me: That's it! I'm a woman of my word.
Kakashi: AaAaAHHHH!!! What was that for!
Me: Maybe you didn't hear me, but i hate interruptions... i suggest you go see a doctor about that.
Sakura: You're psycho!! How dare you do that to one of th legendary jounin!
Me: oh, you noticed, how lovely! Well, if he were that legendary he would've moved. And i've got more where that came from.
Everyone: ...
Me: on with the story
Sasuke popped up from the ground and gasped. " Naruto, what are you doing! You're still weak, let me handle this!" Naruto looked up, foucusing his blue eyes on Sasuke's onyx ones, "there's no telling how long i was out for, you've been working hard while i was sleep. Now it's my turn." " Well, it's not like i'm gonna stop you. You ARE good at this."Sasuke replied. He tiltedted his head back and clinched small rocks in his hands. About 10 minutes later...
"Naruto," "shhh, you talk too much." Naruto interrupted sasuke. "but..., i-it's just. I want you inside me." Naruto sat up and blushed, he rubbed his head and started laughing nervously. "well... ok. i didn't think you were gonna tell me though, i thought it would just happen naturally or something you know!?" Sasuke closed his eyes, " yeah, i know but i cant wait anylonger if i do i might explode." he said in a suprisingly calm voice. "U-uhm..." Narutp stammered as he shifted over to fulfill Sasuke's secret wish. Sasuke gave out a pleasurefull scream as Naruto pushed himself deeper and deeper into the small-framed white body. And as the sun set ove the rocky hillside, and the clouds slowly broke apart; the two boys rested their weary bodies. Laying side-by-side with Naruto's golden head on Sasuke's chest.
Early the next morning somewhere around 6:38 am, Neji came walking up the banks to see Naruto and Sasuke together. Unfortunately for them, Hinata and Sakura weren't far behind, not to mention so was Kiba. "N-N-Naruto-kun and Sasuke-kun?"Hinata said just before collapsing. While Kiba rushed to her aid, Sakura ran down to where Naurto was and hit him on the head to wake him up. "What the hell do you think you're doing to Sasuke-kun!!!!!!!" She screamed. "He didn't hurt you did he?" She asked Sasuke in her puppy-dog voice. "No, I just won't be able to sit right for a couple of days," Sasuke said raising up from sleeping and rubbing his lower back. "Whatever Genjutsu you had him under... I'm Gonna Kill YOu For!" Sakura Yelled at Naruto. "Why is everything my fault!?" Naruto cried,"He started it." He said pointing at Sasuke. "How dare you insult Sasuke like that!? To think that a cute, intellegent guy like him would be waisting his time with you"Sakura insulted Naruto. "actually,"Neji interrupted," do you really think that Sasuke would fall prey to one of NARUTO's technique's?" There was a silence amungst them... "How'd you guys get here anyways?"Sasuke said trying to change the subject. "Tsunade heard about the hurricane and sent us after you, well Sakura was a tag-along"Kiba explained. "i want to find sasuke-kun!!!" he screached doing his bad Sakura impersination. Sakura punched him in his left eye for that. "The real question is, what happened with you two?" Kiba asked. "Isn't it obvious?" Neji interjected. "Well, see what happened was..." Naruto started. "Dude, I don't eve want to know" KIba said. "Uhnm, I do." Hinata came out and said while raising her hand. Everyone starred blindly at her. "Well, yeah me too." Sakura said. "Do you?" Kiba asked Neji. "Nope, but i might as well, or Hinata won't shut up about it at home,"Neji said honestly. " I'm just gonna go home then" kiba said dlowly walking away. Not like anyone was paying attention, they were all gathered around in a circle listening to Naruto explain just how everything went down. After the explination, everyone looked at eachother not beleiving what their ears heard, "I can't wait to tell Ino! She'll freak out!" Sakura gloatted. "What will Iruka-sensei think? What will JARAIYA think?"Neji laughed. Naruto's eyes widened when he heard that. "OMFG!!! What's gonna happen if Ero-Sennin and Iruka-sensei DO find out!!" Naruto screamed. "What if Itachi finds out!!!" Sasuke Yelpped! "i'll kill myself." "No, If GAARA found out!" Naruto said. Both of them screamed! "Kakash-well, i bet he already thought this was gonna happen eventually" Sasuke admitted. cough cough Itachi appeared on a boulder about five meters away. "Man you guys are terrible ninja, I've just been sitin here the whole time"Itachi said.
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sasuke popped up from his bed screaming! "Woah, That was the scariest dream ever." He looked around his room to see that it was still early, then he remembered that he was supposed to see team 7 and Tsunade today. So he got up and got dressed and ready for the day. Everyone decided to meet at Ichiraku Ramen, mainly cause Naruto wouldn't shut up about it. "what's wrong Sasuke-kun? You look terrible." Sakura asked. "Nothing, I just...uh..had a bad dream"Sasuke said. He sat down next to Naruto who was already enjoying his thrid bowl of Naruto and fried pork ramen, 'It was just some crazy dream' he repeated to himself over and over, but he couldn't shake the dejavou feeling that he was getting. Naruto looked up and said, "Well, I had a great dream Sakura-chan". The Naruto looked up at Sasuke with noodles still half in the bowl and half in his mouth, and blushed. Then, continued eating...
Later At The Hokage's Tower:
"Ok, this is only a 'c'class mission, so I don't expect anyone to mess it up ok!"Tsunade said. "You are to deliver these herbs and medicines to the village hidden in the Snickers, Sakura, You stay here." "NANI!?" Sakura said. "Who's going to watch after Naruto and makes sure he doesn't mess things up!?" Sasuke looked very awkward, he felt his dream comming true. "I feel Sasuke can handle being the leader of this mission, besides, i need you to stay behind and treat to Rock Lee's recovery from the Chuunin proleminary exams, You DID want to become a medical Kunoichi didn't you?" Tsunade said. Sasuke Screamed and ran out of the building. "what's his problem?" Naruto asked. "it IS kinda weird though, everything is just like my dream from last night." Sakura and Tsunade looked at Naruto with suprise, and asked him exactly how his dream went... Konoha was never the same again, neither was Sasuke.