So I obviously don't own the Avengers otherwise they'd be my own personal butt kicking squad.
Now that that's out of the way, this is not really an Avengers Fic, it falls to the Iron Man 3 category, but I didn't want to go looking for that one.
Now this was written in my writing group, where we took a seven letter word or two words, and wrote the first sentence then passed it on. This is what I got back and it was loads of fun.
Anyway, enjoy!
I Am Iron Man
I think, therefore I am
Right on, good philosophy says Rhodey.
On this subject I agree
Nor do I question "Should I be?"
Maybe I think nothing, therefore I am not.
Anyway I must exist, right?
Never will I not be Iron Man!