One day a kid named Max got sucked into his Nintendo Entertainment System.
"Something about me feels different! I have a sword, a shield, and a green tunic! And, why do I feel so blocky?" the kid asked himself. Max had been unknowingly whisked away into the mystical 8-bit world of Hyrule on the original NES. Suddenly a battalion of octorocks came towards him. He knew just what to do. He pulled out his bow and arrow and shot them all dead. Then he grabbed their ruppees. The ruppees allowed him to shoot arrows, that was something he never understood. Maybe it symbolized
that with money, comes war? Who knows. But the kid ventured onward some more screens and came to the first labyrinth. It was certainly a terrifying labyrinth filled with the living dead, bats, living hands that attempted to grab him, and foreboding skeletons. He ventured bravely into the labyrinth, which was the color blue, and he came across some boomerang wielding enemies.
He killed them and took their boomerang. He ventured backwards and found a key, which he used to open up a door leading to another room. In this room, he had the distinct impression that a monster was in the next room. This room was filled with floating hand-like creatures, known as Floormasters. He killed them too, and he took a key from them. He opened up the locked door, and came face to face with a dragon. He killed the dragon with ease. He took the piece of heart from the dragon, then he went into the next room. There, he saw a piece of Triforce. He took it. Then he was back in his room playing the game again.
"I never want to get sucked into a video game ever again!" thought Max. Then he realized something. Link wasn't on the screen anymore. He was gone. And sitting next to him was a tiny 8-bit Link, who began speaking to the human boy.
"Tell me about it! As long as you aren't in the game, I'm stuck in reality! Your shallow boring reality! You are me! I am you! We are one! You must go back to the game world!" said the 8-bit Link.
The end!
I will make a sequel!