Kagome and Fluffy: A Fractured Fairytale

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha

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One Day, Kagome was looking in every tree and on the ground for food. She just kept on looking and looking until she saw Kikyo's soul collectors.

'I wonder if Kikyo's around'

She followed Kikyo's soul collectors until she saw Kikyo walking into a village.

'I hope Inuyasha doesn't come' she thought.

Kagome finally figured that she should go back until she heard Kikyo scream, so Kagome ran to see what happened. Kagome found Kikyo.

"Let me help you, Kikyo"

"I don't need your help!"

"But, I--"

"I'm fine. Don't worry about me"

"But you're bleeding all over, idiot. I don't care, I'm helping"

So, Kagome knelt down and made Kikyo feel all better.

"Wh...why are you helping me?"

"Well...because...just because"

"Ok, thank you"

"How did you get hurt?"

"This demon came behind me and did this to me" Kikyo siad, pointing to her wound.

There was complete silence, but then Inuyasha came.

"Kikyo, what are you doing here?"

Then suddenly, Kikyo disappeared into thin air (she ran away)

"Kagome, what did she say to you, and why was her arm in a bangage?"

"Well, first Kikyo really said nothing, and she got hurt by a demon"

"Why didn't you kill the demon?"

"Because, I had no WEAPON to use!"

"Why didn't you have a weapon?"

"Because I just didn't have one!"

"I just asked a question, sheesh!"

"Inuyasha! Sit boy!"

"Owww...what was that for!"

"Stop asking me questions, will you?"

"Fine"

"I'm leaving right NOW!"

"But..but..but..but"

"No buts, Inuyasha!"

Kagome left, and Inuyasha was really mad. Inuyasha went where Sango and Miroku were to tell them that Kagome left. Sango and Miroku were mad at Inuyasha for getting Kagome to leave. So, everyone is mad, including Kagome. Well, you know why, because of Inuyasha. So, Inuyasha ran after Kagome to say sorry.

"Inuyasha is such a strange one" said Sango.

"Well, no duh he's strange. First, he's pissed, then he goes to say sorry to her" said Miroku.

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Inuyasha arrived at the well, and jumped in, but Kagome had never reached it yet, so Inuyasha thinks Kagome's in her time, when she actually isn't.

Kagome, meanwhile, had gotten stuck on a tree, the sacred tree.

"Someone help me, please someone! I hope Sango or Miroku find me, because my skirt is stuck and its going to rip off! Someone help me please! Just a little help! Inuyasha, anyone help!"

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Inuyasha came out of the well, hoping to find Kagome, but he only saw Souta.

"Hey, Souta, did you see Kagome around?"

"No, I didn't see her"

"Ok"

"Why?"

"I need to tell her something important"

"Is it some romantic?"

"You're scaring me"

"Well, I heard that you 'like' Kagome"

"Well," Inuyasha said, blushing, "sort of, I guess"

"So you DO like her, you blusher!"

"I need to go find Kagome, Souta!"

Inuyasha ran off, sniffing everything just to find Kagome.

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"Where the hell is Kagome! Where could she be? Kagome! Where are you? Kagome! Where are you? Kagome, tell me where you are right now! Kagome! Come out, come out, wherever you are!"

Inuyasha bumped into this news lady, and she asked, "Excuse me, why do you have ears?"

"Oh, I'm a half demon"

"HEY EVERYONE! This kid thinks he's a demon!"

"I'm over 200 years old!"

"Wow, you look like a teenager" said one lady.

"You have long nails for a guy" said a man.

"Do you have a girl friend?" asked a young lady.

After that question, everyone was silent.

"Hey, I think he's cute" said the same young woman.

Inuyasha finally went back to Kagome's house, and the news was on, so Inuyasha sat infront of the TV.

The breaking news: If you see a man with white hair and ears, turn him in for a lot of rewards!

"Inuyasha! What did you do!" asked Kagome's mom.

"All I did was bump into that lady!" he replied, pointing to the reporter on the television.

"Inuyasha! that's a news lady!"

"And... your point is?"

"She is on the television everyday telling people about important things"

As this was all happening, Kagome was still stuck to the tree...

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"I'm really hungry" Kagome said, grumbling. Someone help me please!"

After all the talking, Seshomaru came right in front of Kagome.

"Ummm...helloooooo! Um...could you help...me, please?"

Sesshomaru went over and pulled on her arm, and her skirt just had a little rip in it, but when she looked down she was sittingon his stomach.

"Um...I'm sorry. Well, thank you Sesshomaru"

"Ya, whatever"

"You really said something to me, WOW!"

"okay?"

"You mostly never say anything to me, so I thought it was cool"

"Cool?"

"Cool means neat or interesting"

"That's nice"

"Hey, where's Rin and Jaken?"

"They're in the flower fienld back there somewhere" Sesshomaru said, pointing over his shoulder with his thumb.

"And how come you helped me?"

"I was sick of your whining"

Kagome's stomach growled.

"Here's some berries for you" Sesshomaru said, holding out some fruit.

'This is very weird' thought Kagome.

They sat down, and after a while, Kagome fell asleep on Sesshomaru's fluff. Then, Sesshomaru started to blush. Rin and Jaken had fallen asleep in the flowers.

Sesshomaru woke up Kagome right when the sun just started to come up.

"YAWN. Good morning world! Good Morning Sesshomaru!"

"Good...morning?"

"Thanks for the berries. Hey, how did you get your sword?"

"Long story to tell"

"That's all right"

There was a long silence until:

"Sesshomaru, want to go for a walk?"

"Sure?"

"Well, Let's go!"

Kagome got up and grabbed Sesshomaru's hand, and ran to the right.

"Well, this is awkward" said Sesshomaru.

"Did you say something?"

"No, it was nothing"

"Isn't this amazing?" asked Kagome.

"I guess"

Kagome went over to a flower and picked it, but is wan't for her. She put it in Sesshomaru's long, silver hair.

"You look cute!"

'Well, she called me cute, which sounds weird. Cute is the weirdest, and she called me cute' thought Sesshomaru.

"Isn't this fun, Sesshomaru?"

"Ya, right"

"Okay, then. What do you do for fun?"

"Ummmmmmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmmmm...I dont' know"

"You like destroying things, I guess?"
"Maybe?"

"There's only one way to find out"

So, Sesshomaru destroyed a forest.

"So, was it fun?"

"No"

Grumble, grumble, went Sesshomaru's stomach.

"It looks like someone's hungry. I totally forgot about my backpack.

"Totally?"

"It's hard to explain. Well, have you ever had ramen? You know, it's good! I just happen to have some in my pocket"

"No?"

"Well, could you start a fire for me, so I can boil water?"

"Why do you have to boil water?"

"So the soup's hot..."

Kagome put the ramen in the water so when it was boiling. After about three, she took out the soup, and put it in a bowl.

"Here you go!"

(munch, munch)

"So, do you like it?"

(munch, munch)

"Soooooooooooooooooooooo?"

"IT'S GREAT!" exclaimed Sesshomaru.

"Wow, so you really like it?"

"Ya!"

(munch munch munch munch munch munch)

"Yummy!" said Kagome!

"Ya, sure, whatever"

"You're just like Inuyasha! He loves Ramen too!"

"So why did you put a flower in my hair before?"

"I was just having so much fun, I couldn't help my self"

While they were talking, Inuyasha was in big trouble.

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Someone knocked on the front door to see if that guy (Inuyasha) was in there. Souta answered the door and said, "Hello?"

"Is the guy with the ears here?" asked a man.

"Can you tell me where he is?" asked a woman.

And blah blah blah blah, they went on questioning Souta. They went on and on and on until Souta shut the door right in their faces.

"Souta, honey, who was that?" his mom called.

"Just a couple of friends! (Not)"

"Ok!"
Souta went to go find Inuyasha, and tell him that he has to go back to his world. Sota found Inuyasha under Kagome's blanket, scared out of his wits from the reporters, and shaking.

"Inuyasha, you have to go back to your world!"

"Fine"

Inuyasha ran out to the well, and jumped in.

'This feels weird going through without Kagome'

A/N: Please review! Please! Tell me if you like it or not! Thanks! Remember, it's parody! PARODY!