"NO!" Harry yelled, "WE HAVE TO ROUND UP DEATH EATERS!" Hermione sighed.
"You're not taking anyone captive, Harry! Especially not on your own!"
" We don't room for all those people invading our household!" Remus Lupin interjected. "Why don't we just take on Voldemort? The Order against him! We have enough people!" Luna Lovegood stood behind the doorway listening to the quarrels of the Order of the Phoenix. She sighed. When will they learn? she thought.
Bursting open the door, she said, "I can send my Nargles!" "To do what, Luna?" Ginny asked kindly.
"To go kill Voldemort!" Luna exclaimed.
"Now, Luna, it won't work." said Sirius Black softly.
"No! It will!" Luna hopped up and down.
"Fine, then, you do that," Hermione stated sarcastically. Luna didn't realize Hermione's tone, and bounced out of the room.
"Okay!" she called over her shoulder.
"Now, Shmitzy, tell the others to pack their bags! You're going on an adventure!" Luna hopped with joy. The Nargle Shmitzy smiled from ear to ear. "An adventure..." she breathed.
Shmitzy ran into a tiny hole that Luna had carved as the Nargles' home. Soon, there were 1,000 tiny Nargles gathered in front of Luna. "You're mission's pretty simple," she said, "Destroy Voldemort!" The Nargles leaped with joy. "Go on! Go! Follow Shmitzy!" Luna cried. "I'll be at Hogwarts when you come back!" The Nargles flew through the open window into the cool morning air.
The ride to Hogwarts was long and tedious as always. Luna couldn't wait for Shmitzy and the others to come back. When the train chugged into Hogwarts station, Luna couldn't help but feel annoyed. Why did that insufferable trio talk about killing Voldemort, but never put their actions to the test? She, Luna, had sent an army to kill Voldemort, when Harry, Ron, and Hermione were still dreaming about doing it! Luna felt a rush of warmth. Ha! she thought, Serves them right!
A rush of owls came swooping into the Hogwarts' Great Hall. The Daily Prophet had landed in Luna's lap, and she was rushing to open it. The article flashed in her hand. A picture of her! And Shmitzy! And all her pet Nargles! She read:
Luna Lovegood, daughter of Xenophilius Lovegood, author of the Quibbler, has just recently done the unthinkable. Her and her army of Nargles, they do exist!, have just killed the Dark Lord! All the Nargles had to do was find Horcruxes around Malfoy Manor and destroy them, then slip poison into You-Know-Who's drink! The leader of this tiny army, Shmitzy, was almost in tears. "It was Luna's idea," she gasped, "and now we're international celebrities! We thank Ms. Lovegood for this ingenious plan!" Other Nargles made similar statements, but Ms. Lovegood, currently at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, will make her statement in tomorrow's edition, with Reporter Jennifer Burnbagon.
Luna looked up. The entire Great Hall was looking at her, and Harry, Ron, and Hermione were simply gaping! Blaise, though, was staring at someone else. Luna craned to see who it was. Reporter Jennifer Burnbagon was making her way towards her with a notepad and a pen.