This is like, crack for like, me desu.
Disclaimer:Like, I don't even like, own them
Rex was hard. Flapjack had been sleeping on his lap for hours. It was official. Flapjack and rex were a "thing". And everyone knew about it. There was one problem: Flapjack is still a virgin. Rex was 3 years older than Flapjack.
It was Flapjack's 17th birthday and all of his friends came to celebrate they played games, chatted and ate the mother of supreme cakes. Rex noticed that Flapjack was not enjoying his birthday. After the party, Rex stayed the night. "Yo, Flap are you okay? You weren't yourself today", Rex said. Flapjack just shook his head. Rex cupped his boyfriend's face and gave him a passionate kiss, which Flapjack deepened. "R-r-Rex… I think I'm ready…" moaned Flapjack. Rex paused. Was Flapjack serious? Flapjack was lifted to his room without a word.
Once in Flapjack's room, things began to heat up. Rex began kissing up and down Flapjack's neck...