WB: Guys, on three.
I: ONE!
Me: Two!
Myself: Three.
All except Frozen Waffle: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!
FW: *at same time as everyone else* WE OWN NOTHING BUT THE PLOT LINES! Oh, we weren't doing that yet? Ok.
WB: Oh well, you've already done it for me.
I: Us.
Myself: But we're a part of her...
Mort: However, you all act independently.
Me: We're all in her head, therefore we all count as one.
I: Like SeaFoam said, we all exploit without carefulness of the superfluity.
Myself: What the heck did she just say.
Mort: SeaFoam?
Me: I think you mean to have a question mark there!
Myself: No I don't. *Shouts* Does anyone know what she just said?!
Mort: SeaFoam?!
WB: And that's like five seconds inside my head. Oh! I forgot to tell you guys, everyone's going to be a bit (or a lot) ooc. Just so you know. Next fanfic I'll write will be serious and everyone will be in character! Well, unless it's the one I'm writing with my friends...but that doesn't count, because it's, well, I can't spoil anything.
Mort: HOW AM I SEAFOAM?!
Halt scowled. Will held his sides and fell to the ground. Gilan looked on in absolute horror. Crowley snored.
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Ok, back up. I should start at the beginning.
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"Halt, Halt!" Will cried. Halt, well, halted what he was doing and looked up at his apprentice.
"What did I tell you about using "halt" next to my name?" he snapped.
"No, I was saying your name twice," Will said, looking confusedly at his mentor. "And you never told me that."
"Yes I did, in Zix I did."
"What the heck is Zix?"
"How have you not retained this information?! Zix is three thousand, four hundred and twenty three light years away when your headed five degrees North of South, then, once you reach the North Star, you head seven dimensions over to the right, then seven universes over to the left," Halt answered.
"What's a light year? How do you head five degrees North of South? What's a dimension? How do you cross it? What's a universe? How do you cross it?" Will fired off, ticking off the questions on his fingers. "Ya, beat my high score! Eight questions all at once!"
"That was only six."
"...Shut up."
"So, what did you want me for?" Halt asked, assuming his classic 'I-should-slap-this-apprentice-he's-so-stupid' face.
"Today is Valentine's day."
"So?"
"You should go and do something nice for Pauline." Halt did a double take on that one, wondering how it was so obvious that he and Pauline were a thing that this fifteen-year-old boy could pick up on it.
"She knows how I feel about her," he answered shortly.
"But I'm doing something for Evanlyn," Will whined.
"I thought you liked Alyss," Halt pointed out.
"I did, but the author ships me and Evanlyn WAAY too hard, so I like Evanlyn now."
"Ah, I see."
Silence for a few seconds before Will piped up again.
"Sooo...what're you gonna do for Pauline?" he asked.
"CAN'T YOU TAKE A HINT, IT'S A SECRET!" Halt shouted.
"Ah, I see."
Silence for a few more seconds before Halt piped up again.
"Sooo...what're you gonna do for Evanlyn?" he asked.
"I'M NOT SPOILING ANYTHING!" Will shouted.
"Cool."
"Well, I'm going to go to Castle Araluen because Evanlyn is there," Will stated, already grabbing his cloak and recurve bow.
"You have to ask me first," Halt said.
"Can I go?"
"Go where?"
"To Castle Araluen," Will said a bit forcefully.
"Sure," Halt said, shrugging.
Will sighed and walked out the door, shutting it behind him. He quickly saddled Tug up and was on his way.
Later, after he'd arrived, he looked thoughtfully around the room Duncan had allowed him to use. So much potential, so little time!
Evanlyn grinned at the place she'd set up. Just wait until he saw it...