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Dear Top Secret Diary,
I am ruined I tell you, ruined.
All because of that stupid stupid stupid dark lo-, oh sweet merlin's boxers, better cross that out before…
Don't want to think about it
Let's switch the subject O.K. diary?
Diary, did you know that before I lost my glamour and hotness my beautiful blond hair that was once silky and beautiful is now dull and lifeless. (the Dark Lord, I tell you, is merciless) How can I win the death eater's 'Next Top Model' contest like this!
He has turned my beautiful pale skin that I had put hours of lotion and spa treatment into something yellow and dirty. I can't even look at myself any more, I feel, ugly! Something I never felt before.
Milord used to be kinder to me (if you can call it that) with great power he had and given to me. I use to sit at the side that Severus is right now with my fame, glory, beauty and riches.
Before Severus had killed Dumb-door processing milord's plan B part 3 (don't ask, I don't know either) I had talked to the lord, over tea, and chess as we have often done over the years.
Sure he is like a strict teacher (with a few cruico spells here and there) but we had known each other for a long time and I thought I was for sure his most bestest friend, hence his right hand man.
Now look at Sevvie, my ex-friend (since I fired him as my friend as soon as he sat down at that seat) looking all smug. I bet he put some kind of nasty potion in Milord's eggs last Saturday since it looked all green and gooey in the meal the house elf called 'Green Eggs and Ham'. Or maybe Sevvie bribed the dark lord with; well I don't know what he used to bribe him with, but its working!
Milord promised after the war we would have a grand party, bigger than the one the death eaters and he have every march, with bigger contests and a 'Next Top Model' Finale. I have won every single one of them (and my albino peacock Bob, Sally and Bill as proof - they were my prizes) but now it looks like Sev has found a way to make milord help and maybe even VOTE for him.
The horror.
And look at Cissy sending me a look that totally says 'Ha, I told you so' since she always said the dark lord will turn against me one day. I bet she was jealous of our...er, relationship.
My friendship bracelet that I made with Nagini for the dark lord and I has long broken apart. I feel so lonely.
Stupid Severus, he took away everything I had! Even Mr. Wobbles my teddy bear from when I was five. I wish Sevvie will give me my dark lord (and Mr. Wobbles) back. I miss them.
-Lucius Malfoy
Formally Severus and the Dark Lord's friends
Formally the dark lord's right hand man, now I don't even have a hand to hold!
(except for the fact Cissy keeps squeezing my hand, that woman sure is strong)
A/N: so what did you think of it? Should I keep this as a one-shot?
and anyone know who also has a teddy bear called Mr. Wobbles?