It was a cold rainy day. Poor, poor Aragorn was sitting in his depressing house. He was moping over the fact that Arwen had broken up with him.
The sad chump began to play depressing music to ease his suffering.(to hear the song click the following link.)
watch?v=1eNFkzXEHUE
Just then, some random asswipe knocked on da door."Come in" the ranger groaned.
"It's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" a familiar voice beamed. "I finally decided, Legolas just isn't my like I'l have to find someone else to dust my pillows tonight. ;)" she grinned at aragorn in a hint sort o' voice.
Aragorn's cheecks became pinker than Arwens underpants (and he should know how they looked.)
THE END