13sk: i dun own naruto
Naruto's Answering Machine...
Machine:
Hi. You've reach UZUMAKI NARUTO! THE NEXT HOKAGE! Yeah. Leave me a message if you want to buy me ramen. Or if you want to hang out. AND I WILL BEAT YOU SASUKE! I WILL! And I love you Sakura!(BEEP)
Message 1:
(Ace) Naruto? Since when did you have a phone? Oh well, I was wondering if you knew why Sakura had hearts in her eyes- never mind. I see Sasuke. And Emma will call soon, something about her shoe I think...Ummm... Bye. (BEEP)
Message 2:
(Sasuke) Naruto, you will never beat me. You know that right? Just making sure. (BEEP)
Message 3:
(Emma) HEY NARUTO! I WILL BUY YOU SOME RAMEN! Then you can help me find my shoe. I lost it. (Ace in the background) Emma, You're shoe is on your foot. (Emma) Oh, I knew that. Never mind... Bye!(BEEP)
Message 4:
(Sakura) NARUTO! I DEMAND YOU CHANGE YOUR MACHINE MESSAGE! I love Sasuke! AND WILL YOU STOP STALKING ME! (BEEP)
Message 5:
(Mysterious Stranager...) Hello... Your debt for Ichiruka Ramen is now currently 5,000$. I feel sorry for you. You're so stupid. I can't believe you'd actually become Hokage with debts like that. Man that was stupid. You need to get a life. A real one. And a real dream. Give up being Hokage. I mean, really. How do you expect people to like you if you owe huge debts. Ahem... yes. You need to pay your debts...(BEEP)
Message 6:
(Shikamaru) Naruto, come take your stupid ramen bowls out of my house. I know I invited you over for dinner, but that means you need to clean up too. Now. Or else...(BEEP)
Message 7:
(Hinata) H-Hello N-Naruto... I w-was wondering i-if y-you'd like to g-go o-out tonight... umm... n-never mind-d...(BEEP)
Message 8:
(George the toy car) Hi. I'm a car. A toy car. Emma lost me. I need help. How am I talking? I'm a car. A toy car. Emma wanted to name me Joe. That's the idiot who drives toy cars. No wait, taht's Moe. Joe is the Hobo that lives on the streets. Yeah. Could you tell her I'm in Mexico? Thanks. (BEEP)
Message 9:
(Ace) I'M TOTALLY CRAZY!
WE'LL GIVE EM A LADY!
MEN SHIRTS SHORT SKIRTS! ...(goes on until...)
MAN, I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN! (BEEP)
Message 10:
(Lee) Naruto! I am callin just to remind you to keep up your youthful spirit! You're in the spring time of youth! SO BE YOUTHFUL! (BEEP)
13sk: who should i do next? i'm thinking about doing gaara's answering machine...
kelsey: r&r and tell her what you want!