Disclaimer: Truth be told, I don't own Moulin Rouge, that is Baz Luhrman's piece-de-resistance. I do however own some of the characters, they include Lestat, Amelia, Nadia, Phillipe and a couple of others…

Dedication: I dedicate this piece to my sisters at NKU! Hiya girls! (Sorry, and Brothers) Hope you enjoy the show!

The truth about Jane Doe

Another night at the Moulin Rouge, another song and dance. Christian only came here for one thing, to see his lover. The curtains opened and there stood Satine. Head bowed; she stood in front of the dogs. Suddenly they all started to stomp their feet to a choppy but somehow catchy rhythm. "Uh huh, this my shit! All the girls stomp your feet like this!" Satine's voice rang out as she yelled across the crowded dance hall. "Few times I've been round that track, so it ain't just gonna happen like that!" The dogs sang with Satine, they were now clapping their hands and stomping that same rhythm. Satine walked out flanked by the dogs all the while they sang; "Cause I ain't no Hollarback girl! I ain't no Hollarback girl!" They stomped and clapped, moving to the beat, happy that they'd spent all that time in rehearsals for this. "Few times I been round that track, so it ain't just gonna happen like that! Cause I ain't no Hollarback girl! I ain't no Hollarback girl!" The dogs sang as Satine walked out further as the dogs continued to stomp, clap, and sing. She sashayed around, arousing the men, but of the hundreds that sat around the hall, only one caught her eye. Christian. "Oooh this my Shit, this my Shit. Oooh this my Shit, this my Shit. Oooh this my Shit, this my Shit. Oooh this my Shit, this my Shit." The dogs sang. "I heard that you were talking Shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That's right, put your pom-poms down, getting everybody fired up" Satine sang, looking into Christian's eyes, they both knew what they needed, though they'd have to wait, they knew.
"A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I ain't no Hollarback girl
I ain't no Hollarback girl
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I ain't no Hollarback girl
I ain't no Hollarback girl" They all sang. Satine got back into her little diamond act, though she only saw Christian, that's all she needed, not to mention, wanted.
"Oooh, this my Shit, this my Shit. Oooh, this my Shit, this my Shit. Oooh, this my Shit, this my Shit. Oooh, this my Shit, this my Shit." The dogs sang, and as always, Nini was glaring at Satine, she hated that Satine got everything. The writer, The Duke, The lead, The attention, The love.
"So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers
No principals, no student-teachers
Both of us want to be the winner, but there can only be one
So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all
Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you
That's right, I'm the last one standing, another one bites the dust" Satine sang, Now it was her time to shine, she had thought it through carefully. She knew that she couldn't touch Christian, so she would tease him, something awful.
She walked up to his booth and gave him a smouldering look; Toulouse was withholding laughter. "A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I ain't no Hollarback girl
I ain't no Hollarback girl
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I ain't no Hollarback girl
I ain't no Hollarback girl" They all sang. Satine was now rubbing her body sensually, Christian was near drooling point when Satine snapped him out of it by saying "Meet me in the red room" In a sing-song voice, he knew what she meant.
"Oooh, this my Shit, this my Shit. Oooh, this my Shit, this my Shit. Oooh, this my Shit, this my Shit. Oooh, this my Shit, this my Shit." The dogs sang.
"Let me hear you say, this Shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S!" Satine yelled,
"This Shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S!" Everyone in the hall yelled back
"Again, the Shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S!" Satine yelled,
"This Shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S!" The whole hall yelled back just as loud as Satine.
"A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I ain't no Hollarback girl
I ain't no Hollarback girl
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I ain't no Hollarback girl
I ain't no Hollarback girl" The dogs sang with Satine. Sweat dripped down her face, the only thing getting her through this was the thought of having Christian to herself again.
"Oooh, this my Shit, this my Shit. Oooh, this my Shit, this my Shit. Oooh, this my Shit, this my Shit. Oooh, this my Shit, this my Shit." The dogs finished and all left the hall. Satine made a mad dash to her room to change for Christian. When she got to her room however, she found someone unexpected waiting for her.
"Hello Satine" He said. All Satine could do was stare at the visitor...

To be continued...

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