Twilight Parody

by Team-Jacob-Forever-and-Ever

Be nice, but flames are welcome. Written by me, typed by Team Jasper and Volturi, my big sister

1. nessie has one toe

By: Team Jacob Forever and Ever

Typed by: Team Jasper and Volturi(but she didn't write it, just typed it out)

Jacob: I'm hot!

Edward: No you are not silly, I am!

Nessie: I have one toe!

Everyone: ...