Wreck the Halls with Decorations
Wreck the with Decorations
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So much for Yule time recreations
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Don we now the Christmas décor
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For days we will still be sore
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The Christmas tree is quite the pain
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And the lights are such a drain
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Here the in-laws to drive me MAD
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As well as my own Mom and Dad
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The family members just got in
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Let the bloodletting begin
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The Christmas cards driving me insane
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Family's driving me out of my brain
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One more Fruitcake and I'll cry
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Mother-in-law's about to DIE
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Family's watching me like a hawk
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I think I'll get my Tomahawk
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Family's complaining I've got to feed it
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Where's the shotgun when you need it?
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I swear if they break my good crystal
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I'll pull out the good old pistol
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If I hear another critical word
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I'll unsheathe the big broad sword
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The Holidays are just too hard
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Still got to the goddamn cards
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The ornaments are being lifted
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I don't wanna hear how my nephew's gifted
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God I hate the Christmas letters!
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People gloating 'bout how they're better
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Still have Christmas gifts to buy
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If my doesn't shut up she's gonna die
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Got to buy more Christmas gifts
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Replace the ornament the family lifts
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I want to tell them to go to Hell
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The cooking isn't going to well
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I think I'll feed them all beef jerky
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'Cause I just torched the Christmas turkey
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I don't wanna hear 'bout Paul's new wife,
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Let me get the kitchen knife
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I kill someone if they don't go
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I'm going to shred the mistletoe
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Mother-in-law had better run
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Because I'm loading the shotgun
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Why can't the adults here just stay sober??
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I'll be glad when all this hell is over!
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