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So it is like 5AM, or some shit. And my friend Maeghan wanted me to write her a quick A Clockwork Orange FF. Since she is making me a handmade Marluxia doll. I said I would pair BillyBoy and Alex. Well Here it goes.

Disclaimer: I do not own A Clockwork Orange, and if I did it would be fucking awesome!

Warning: This is all supposed to be humorous. And in no way serious!

Hi, my name is Alex Merzky Chelloveck Cal Horrorshow DeLarge, I am fifteen years old. I have blue eyes, black hair with purple tips, and really pale skin. I fink MCR is the best band eva! Yeah 666!!1 Yeah but one day I wuz walking down the street listening to "Going Under" by Evanescence on mi ipod. Then I herd some1 yell over at me.

"Hai! Alex!!1" I turned around nd it was mi enemie Billyboi. He wuz wering blak pantz with a blak shirt and a red die (geddit becuz I'm goffik) nd he wuz wering blak combat boots. I growled "Well if it isn't old Billyboi." He walked over 2 me and placed his hand on mi shoulder "Peace, I wana be droogs." I pulled down my blak leather mini skirt dat had pink lace al over it. Trying 2 hide mi legs from the pervy looking guy."Oh don hide dem nogas." I blushed nd looked awai. "So, Alex, I herd dere is a MCR concert 2nite. Want 2 join me?" I looked at him "OMG! YES!1 I love MCR! 666 forever!!1!!1!!" I jumped up and down from the excitement, but then stoped becuz Billyboi wuz staring. "Well c u l8r." Then he walked awai. I hurried up and ran home 2 get ready.

--(a few hours later)--

MCR wuz finishing up the song "I'm nut OK (I promise)" And Billyboi wuz holding mi hand. Then he whispered in mi ear "Let's go somewhear else." he screamed seductively. I blushed nd followed him in2 the near by forest. Then he pushed me up against a tree nd lifted up my mini mini leather skirt and put his thingy in my but. After about ten minutes I came. Then some1 wuz walking by nd than stopped.

"Alex?" I gasped.

It wuz...DIM!

End note: ahahaha "Cliffhangers are.." Well this was pretty hard for me to write. I had to make my self a lot dumber. Wow. Well I guess you can review. And if you flame me, I could careless. I would just say read the warning.

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–ahannardarkly!