Okay, so me and Mina01Moon were talking about this over the phone! ^^ We were saying how HILARIOUS it would be if we wrote this…so please get ready to get your tissue box ready because you're going to be crying at how FUNNY this is! ^^ Thank you!

Writers: IHKF and Mina01Moon

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE STORY'S IN HERE OR THE MONSTER BUSTER CLUB!

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Cathy sat by the computer, her eyes glued to the screen. "GUYS! COME OVER HERE!" Cathy hollered. She sat and waited till' her friends came running. "CATHY! What is it?" Danny asked. "Is there an alien attacking?" Sam asked. "Where's the alien?" Chris asked. "Oh there's no alien! I just found this website called '' and we're on it!" She said happily. "Okay we can check it out, BUT, if there's something wrong with the sites, we'll blame it on you!" Danny said in a 'matter of fact' tone.

Cathy smiled.

"Okay…hmm…let's see… 'My Crashed Wedding Day' by 'IHKF' hmm…"

"Don't read the summary! Just click!" Sam hissed to her friend. Cathy shrugged and clicked the story.

(A few minutes)

The MBC were twitching as they were reading the fourth chapter. "Wow…okay story and all but, why us?" Cathy asked, shrugging. "ME AND CHRIS KISSED!" Sam blurted out, waving her hands in the air. Chris fell over. Danny was twitching. Chris got back up and turned to Sam. "Sam, to make this clear we're friends. Just friends. We're only friends." Sam laughed. "I know that!" "Okay, let's read the next story…"

(A few minutes later)

The MBC were twitching and Chris fell over. "Chris…got…Wha?" Sam asked, pointing at the screen. "By me?" Danny asked

Cathy just fell over in her seat. "So…what's…intercourse again?" Everybody turned to Danny. "Danny…you ought' to know this stuff." Sam said, glaring. "Why me?" He asked, pointing to himself. "You wanna' know, really?" "YES! Stalking is not being perverted!" A moment of silence. "It's a habit." "Still, because of your habit, you spied on Wendy while she was changing…" "IT'S A HABIT!" "Seriously…I really wanna' know." Cathy said with a question mark on her face. "And going back to my argument with Danny." Chris said. "Still, Danny, you should really tell her. It's not good to find out by yourself. Or do I have to make you read the STORY again?" "Where I get dumped by Wendy and you come to comfort me and we…?" Chris shook his head 'yes.' "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" "Trust me; I don't want to read it ether. I'm traumatized enough as it is from the first time around!" "I still don't know what inter-" "DOOOOOON'T ask that!" Danny hissed. "Nice Danny, you explain the concept of this to her while I read some INNOCENT fanfiction." Sam said, making her way to the computer.

(Five minutes later with Danny and Cathy)

Cathy's jaw dropped to the floor as Danny pulled away from her ear. "You HAD to tell me?" "Well you were asking what it was for about ten minutes…" "Dosen't mean I REALLY wanna' know!" Cathy said. She got up into a chair and got into a fetal position. "Danny's a pervert." "Hey, it's your fault you asked what the O WORD was." "IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR TELLING ME! NOW I'M GONNA' HAVE NIGHTMARES FOR A WEEK!" A silent pause. "Or two…" Danny rolled his eyes as he walked over to the computer. "Sam? How many years has Danny been perverted?" She asked. "We really…don't…know…" Chris said slowly. "HEY! Watch it with the pervert thing! I told you! Stalking is a habit, not perverted!" Danny hissed. "Ah ha! I found a new one!" Sam declared. "Hmm…'gone nutty!' by 'paolaruiz'…huh…" Click. Sam opened up to the story page.

(A few minutes later)

Sam sighed dreamily. "This is such a cute story!" "What's it about?" Cathy asked.

"I might sound conceded saying this but it's about me…and a lot of problems…and everything…so…"

"Wow…that DID make you sound conceded."

"Shut up."

Chris eyed the screen then reached for the mouse. "Let ME read it…"

(A few minutes later)

"Oh we-uhhhh…"

Cathy eyed Chris like he was crazy. Sam and Danny were arguing over who got the star buck's coffee. "Chris…? Are you okay?"

"Bu-duh-huh?" He asked his jaw dropping to the floor. "EXPLODING MARSHMALLOWS!"

"How do you explode marshmallows?" Cathy asked, gaining a look of question. Chris turned to her.

"Apparently, you put them in the microwave."

"OH! I WANNA' TRY!" Cathy screeched, grabbing her marshmallows.

"Nu uh uh!" Danny grabbed the blond by her waist and took the marshmallows.

"Danny…did anybody ever tell you you're a party starter and a party pooper?"

Danny eyed Cathy like she was in her alien form. "Uhhhh, that's just…I'm not sure." He said slowly.

Sam appeared behind them with coffee in her hands. Her eye was twitching and she had a witch's voice. "It's called an oxi-moron…you idiot…" She walked to the couch and sat down. Suddenly, Chris turned around in his chair, rubbing his pinkie finger near his mouth. "Dr. Evil says 2+2=5!" Cathy and Danny raised their eyebrow at him. "No…Chris…it's four." Danny hissed slowly. "You…know…MATH?!" Cathy asked. Danny turned to her. "PI= MC square." He said happily and proudly. "You know mathematics…its amazing! Your mom would be so proud!" She hissed. "But you noticed, then, that after we put that site up…everybody started acting weird." Danny wasn't listening. He was re-doing Einstein's math. "FISH FACE LIVER SHRIMP!" Sam hissed randomly as she climbed into a fetal position. Cathy gasped. "THE AUTHORS ARE CHANGING US!!!"

(Somewhere else)

I turned to look at you all readers. "We've been ratted out boys! CUTE and CUDDLY! CUTE and CUDDLY!" We all start to act cute and one of us sniffles like they're about to cry.

(Back at the MBC clubhouse)

Cathy looked at us like we were crazy. "Riiiiiiight." Mina01Moon came into the clubhouse with string cheese for a few seconds. "On with the show!" She whispered as she left the clubhouse.

(Somewhere else)

"ICHIGO!" I hiss. "What WAS THAT?!" "String cheese…" she said innocently. "Oh…GIVE ME SOME!" "I want some too!" Somebody else yells. "HEY! ME TOO!" Another author screamed. "Aw, see Minto-Chan? Look what you started!" She said, smacking her forehead. I turned and glared at her. "Shut the Shugazoom up."

(Back the the clubhouse)

Cathy sighed in complete aggravation as the other MBC members caused chaos. "GIVE ME MY COFFEE!" Sam screeched, chasing Danny around. "I TOLD YOU! I'M ONLY CARING FOR YOUR HEALTH!"

"I'LL BE HEALTHY BY DRINKING IT!"

"YOU'LL BE SHORT!"

Chris was walking next to a yard gnome. "Mini me!" He said, hugging it. "COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sam hollered, chasing Danny around the clubhouse. "DON'T KILL ME!!!" Danny yelled, running for his life. Cathy rubbed her temples. "HIYA!" Sam hopped and landed on top of Danny. "GIVE ME MY COFFEE!"

"BECAUSE OF YOU, YOUR COFFEE'S SPILLED NOW!"

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

Cathy sighed as she watched the terror unfold. This was gonna be fun…

"What else could they possibly do? Come on, they can't go anywhere anyway. I can't just release them into the wild." She said, laughing to herself. "MOM'S COFFEE!!!" "Okay me, you should really shut up." Cathy said to herself. "Oh, you shut up too!" She said back to herself. Danny was writing on a chalk board, being a genius. "WHEEE!!!" Chris was rolling around in his wheel chair. Cathy raised an eyebrow. "Huh…I wonder…" She got up and grabbed Danny's collar, dragging him over to Chris. "TAKE THIS!" She slammed their heads together. "Are…you guys back to normal?" Instead of saying something, Danny fell over. "AH HAH! I HAVE DEFEATED AUSTIN POWERS! NEXT IS DORA THE EXPLORER!!!" Chris started to run around the clubhouse like a loon. "Great…Danny Powers. What else?" "I'M SUPER GIRL! SUPER SAM!" Sam yelled in a cape, on top of the clubhouse. "Wonderful! I know I was crazy but not that crazy-is she gonna jump?" Cathy ran out the door. "SAM!!! THAT'S A NO NO!" "W-W-Watch me! I'm gonna-I'm gonna jump!" She yelled.

Will Sam jump?

Will Chris, I mean, DR. Chris Evil defeat Danny Powers and Dora forever?

Will everybody turn back to normal?

Will Cathy remain the SAIN one of the group?

Find out next time on 'MBC VS FANFICTION!'

Mina01Moon came up behind me. "Uh, we've got two um, authoresses fighting over the last string cheese." I turned to her. "Well, tell them to stop."

"I did."

"Oh, well give them an apple."

"They hate apples."

"A cherry?"

"They hate cherries too."

"Well then, give them a computer."

"Okay. I'll give them a computer."

A few seconds later, Mina01Moon came back.

"They ate the computer…" She said terrified.

"Uhhhh huuuuuh…Laptop?"

"Computers and laptops are the same thing. I'm pretty sure they'd eat that too."

"Maybe it was because of the bad connection."

"No…Mint…it has internet…they ate it. I didn't know they'd eat a flipping computer though! Good or bad, they'll eat it!"

A long pause.

"Well go get the shopping kart and get some string cheese!" I said slowly.

"Yeah yeah yeah. I'm on it."

She started to walk out the door with a shopping kart. "The things I do for you and your stories!"

I turned to you guys. "Please tell us if you'd like us to use your story in here! It's kind of like adervertising! XD Please tell us if you want to have your story broadcasted here! Thank you!"

Disclaimer: We do not own any stories mentioned in here except for anything by 'IHKF' or 'Mina01Moon' we do not own the Penguins of Madagascar, Monster Buster Club, Austin Powers, or Dora the Explorer.