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Sorry about the error I found in the third chapter ... I have fixed it up now though :) sorry for the inconvenience Xx
The Zodiacs meet the Host Club
It had been a year since the return of the host club king, and son of the chairman, Tamaki Suoh. The host club was still in business, and three new members had joined, seeing as Honey and Mori Senpai had graduated and were successful martial artists, even better than when they were in high school, if that is possible. They still came to visit sometimes, and their visits were always cheerful and happy, almost always ending with Honey eating too much cake and Mori lecturing him, in his silent but deadly way, to no avail.
"Kyo, Yuki, Momiji, come help out with the prep for the bake stall." Called Hikaru and Kaoru, from behind a counter, where they were busily setting up a rice ball stand.
Unfortunately they did not hear the two twins, as they were too busy fighting, Momiji crying to Tohru for some reason or other, with Tohru and Haruhi trying to stop them from destroying everything.
"Haruhi, try and lead them away from the stall, or they might ruin everything." Wailed Tohru.
Suddenly, Kyo was thrown from the battle, and into Haruhi, and with a puff of smoke, transformed into a little orange cat.
He quickly fled the scene, with his clothes, and his dignity, at having been beaten by that 'damn Yuki' yet again, as well as transforming in front of the whole of the host club.
"Well, that was interesting, but we have to get back to work if we want to be organised for the bake, which will be opening in," said Kyoya, checking his watch. "One hour and fifteen minutes, roughly."
"Haruhi, your Daddy thinks you should wear this pretty dress for the bake, will you? Just for Daddy?" cried Tamaki, holding up a short, skimpy dress, with frills and lace covering the majority of it, and a bow on the side to top it off.
With a glare, Haruhi stalked off to find Kyo, followed by Tohru, who had just declined a bathing suit from Momiji.
"What did I do? I thought my Haru-chan liked wearing pretty dresses?" cried Tamaki, leaving the group to pick mushrooms from the corner of the room, a dark feeling coming from him.
"Waa, waa!" wailed Momiji, who ran over to Hikaru and wrapped his arms around him, nearly suffocating him.
"Get. Off. Me. Now!" roared Hikaru, throwing Momiji off him into the table, pieces of rice flying everywhere.
What happened next was unexpected, because Momiji got up, grabbed the remnants of a rice ball from his shirt, and threw it at Hikaru. It missed, and landed smack bang on Kaoru's face, getting in his eyes, nose mouth, and ears.
The scene turned to chaos in mere seconds. Bits of rice was flying everywhere, the whole table upset, including the contents, and Kyoya was sitting out of the way and recording all the details of the scene in his notepad.
"This will make a good scene for this month's episode of 'A day in the life of the Host Club', only if Kyo were here, it would be quite sensational a story." He thought to himself while scribbling madly.
As if by some miracle, Kyo returned at that exact moment, saw the scene, had a rice ball thrown at him by Yuki, and ran in to beat him up, as if that were ever a possibility, madly flinging rice at everyone as he went.
"That damn rat, teach him to throw rice at me, I'll teach him alright!" growled Kyo, as he raced through the group.
Just at that moment Tohru, who was standing with Haruhi at the edge of the group and watching the scene in dismay, cried out, "OH MY GOD, YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING!" and started crying into Haruhi, who was comforting her, while lecturing the boys:
"Why did you have to do that, here, now? I'm really ashamed in you guys, I expected you to act more like men, your all at least 16, and you should be mature enough not to get into food fights. Honey and Mori will be here any minute, and I want you all cleaned up by the time they get here. Now get out of here before I make you." And with that Haruhi started sweeping up the rice and turning the table the right way up again, while Tohru started on a new batch of rice.
"Haruhi, don't be mad at me, I was only having fun, and Momiji started it. He ruined my mushrooms, and now I have to start all over again." And with that he retreated to change and then tend to his rather large depression mushroom farm.
"Don't blame us, it wasn't our fault, we were just bored so we thought we'd join in" chorused the twins, which, wasn't quite true, but Hikaru still liked Haruhi, and wouldn't want her to think any badly of him, and was kind of failing miserably.
"Waa, Hika-chan threw me so I threw the rice ball at him but it wasn't my fault, waa.' Cried Momiji, as he clung to Tohru's leg, and consequently, transforming, having not yet learnt the art of self-control, especially around Tohru, for she was so darn huggable.
As Tohru patiently listened to Momiji's woes, and started shaping rice balls, again, Haruhi cleaned up the stall, making it look as if nothing had happened, and doing a good job of it, too, seeing as she had to clean up a lot around her home after her mother died.
And so the rest of the afternoon passed, with little interruptions, and everyone was nice and clean, and the stall spick and span, glowing with rice balls and glitter, banners and smiling faces, as every member of the host club was there, waiting patiently for customers to the stall, and looking out for Honey and Mori, who surprisingly, had not yet arrived, after saying that they were to be there three hours ago.
"This is starting to get boring, I'm tired, and I wanna go home. Waa." Wailed Momiji, as he was always complaining for some reason or other.
Suddenly there was a big bang, and in came a huge carriage, carried by horses, and glitter being thrown from the doors, by invisible hands, but obviously the one person who always seems to turn up everywhere.
"Hah hah hah hah hah …" screamed the girl, in her high pitched girly voice that no one could mistake as anyone else.
As Renge stepped out of the carriage, she cried, in her sing song voice:
"Welcome, everyone, to the Ouran High School Fair. Now let me welcome the two guests of honour. These two people are former members of Ouran, and they are valued members of the school community. Please give a warm welcome to Mitsukuni Haninozuka, and Takashi Morinozuka."
A large round of applause followed, and out stepped Honey, who waved and smiled, as he walked over to the host club's stall, while Mori quietly followed after him.
"Hi guys, sorry we're late, we ran into Renge, and she made us do that. It was so cool, wasn't it?" laughed Mitsukuni as he hugged each member of the club in turn, including the three new members.
"She kept you up for three hours?" asked Haruhi, doubtful.
"Well, not exactly, Taka-Chan had kendo practice, and I fell asleep waiting for him. We only actually got here about half an hour." Explained Honey. "We're really sorry, did we miss anything?"
The group laughed, chatted, Honey ate cake and socialised majorly with Momiji, seeing as they are so similar, for the rest of the night, and the whole time Tamaki and Hikaru could not take their eyes off Haruhi, the same for Kyo and Yuki for Tohru. At last they said their goodbyes, and left for the night, all much relieved that the night had gone rather smoothly, at least nothing majorly went wrong, after the food fight.