A/N: im going 2 treat u guys and make it yaoi! i haveny actually watched eihter show XD im just going to type on what i heard from TUMBLR!

1. chapter 1

dr who was at a doctor office to get his flu shots

sherlock came in and he talked to a guy at a counter

"i need to talk to a doctor to solve a case! the clues showed edvidence that the dude who killed somone was a sociopath!" shrelock said

"k lets get the doctor then" the guy said

"dr who?" sherlock intensely and arrogsantly interrogated

"HEY THATS ME!" dr who said! he could pass up on the joke LOL XD

"u dont look like a docter" shreklock exclamated

"i know but thats my name!" dr who said

"what kinda mommie looks her neonate and says "LETS NAME HIM DOCTOR WHO?" sherlock said XD "imm really good at dectecting liars so i think youre lying"

"its just a joke! people just refer me to the doctor beacause im really smart like a doctor ANDF I AM THE DOCTOR TO THE UNIVERSE BECAUSE I SAVE EVERYBODY!" dr who said

"whats yoru REAL name then" sherlock saif

"its a sekret" dr who said

"your name is A. Sekret or it's a secret?" sherlock gasped

"you should know! YOUR THE DETECTIVE!" dr who said

this made sherlock feel insecure because dr who was the first one ever to be even a close match to his intelligence (he couldf tell becuz of the witty bantering)

"how did you know that i was a dectective?" sherlock said

"beacause im really smart smarter then you!" dr who siad

this was the LAST STRAW and there were a lotta straws in the hyPOThetical scarecrow that was really big like 50 feet (MUCH BIG SO SCARE WOW) so this LAST STRAW was a really big deal this is just not ur run of teh mill small pile of strawz that get bunched together as you walk by a petting zoo and some of the straw gets out of the fance so their r like 20 pieces of hey and some of them r vroken or bent (BUT WE CAN LEARN TO LOVE AGAIN)

sherlock got out a knife

"HYE WHATS THAT FOR" dr who said

"that for pissing me off!" sherlock said

"i was just joking! i know who u r because your really famous"

"oh then i was just joking 2" dr who said

"oh ok" sherlock said

"so why are u here anyway arent u supposed to be solving crimes?" dr who said

"arent you supposed to be saving the UNIVERSE?!" sherlock said

"yeah but i got too stay in shape! i have 2 hearts you knwo" dr who

ELUCIDATED "YOU MIGHT THINK THAT WOULD MAKE ME HEALTHEIR BUT IT REALLY HART TO MATAIN ANF ALL"

"oh yeah dats true i guess" sherlock said "WHALE (fish pun lol) actually im here to solve a crime! the blood splatters in the murder imply taht the killer was a sociopath thro physcoanalysis"

"im a high functioning sociopath" dr who said

"HETY THATS MY LINE LOL" sherlock said

"i know" dr who said

THE END OF CHAPTER 1